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- I actually don't know
what we're doing today.

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A lot of face things.

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(squealing)

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(screaming)

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- Do you have a cutting board?

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- Nope.

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- Oh.

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- Holy shit!

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I totally underestimated how disgusting

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this would actually be.

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- Where are we?

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- I really do hope this goes
better than the snail facial.

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- Ew!

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(gong rumbles)

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- We found a BuzzFeed post that has a list

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of dermatologist approved DIY facials.

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So we're gonna try a couple of those out

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before we do the professional one.

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Half a teaspoon of lemon juice,

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half a teaspoon of baking soda,

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and one tablespoon of honey.

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- I don't like Daysha
with a knife next to me,

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but let's proceed.

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Just stay in your little
area, and I'll stay in mine.

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- Don't think I won't cut you.

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(laughter)

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- [Man] All my seeds are going in here.

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- You can take the seeds out.

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- I want 'em in.

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- Oh, fuck. (laughs)

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The tab, well, it ripped off.

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(loud thudding)

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- Holy shit! (laughter)

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- Got it!

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- There's a mirror. (laughter)

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- If it helps,

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you actually do look
totally stupid right now.

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(groaning)

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(laughter)

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- It actually does feel pretty soft.

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It doesn't feel bad.

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It just feels, feels a
little clogged up with honey.

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- The honey's just a little too sticky.

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- You cut this avocado.

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We each get half of an avocado.

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- You got it.

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- This isn't ripe.

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(laughter)

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- Oh!

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- Things have gone horribly wrong.

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- Jesus Christ.

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(sloshing)

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(laughter)

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- Tilt your head back a little.

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(laughter)

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- Fuck it.

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(groaning)

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- Jen, you look amazing!

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What's your secret?

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- DIY.

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(laughter)

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- You asshole.

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- I feel like you're doing a
better job at this than I did.

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(sloshing)

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But maybe not.

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- No, come here.

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I'm doing you.

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(screaming)

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- I thought this one was dope.

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I felt like it actually,
really like cleared up my skin.

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My skin feels really soft right now.

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- It was nice, like slapping
it in your face though.

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That was fun.

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- Your skin will feel smooth,
revitalized, and tingly fresh.

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- So we mix a small
amount of water with this,

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in our palms and then
we apply it to our face.

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- See this one's nice to put on my face,

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because I'm not worried.

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It doesn't feel gross, and it smells nice.

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- It feels like it's eating my skin,

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but in a good way.

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(disgusted groaning)

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- You all right?

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- Taste is disgusting.

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- Well don't eat it.

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- I didn't mean to.

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- It feels good.

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I just feel very dry.

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- It felt very refreshing to take it off.

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- Yeah, mine too.

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- Yeah, it was very soothing.

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- I would do the seaweed mask again.

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I would not do the DIY,

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the two DIY disasters that proceeded it.

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- You know in retrospect,

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we prolly shouldn't have
done three masks in a row.

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- Well, you know, we do
whatever we want around here.

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- That's true.

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