WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.417 - Oh this better not be that good Morgan. 00:00:06.116 --> 00:00:09.033 - Oh I know there are many secrets. 00:00:10.925 --> 00:00:12.554 - Man, why do I gotta go first? 00:00:12.554 --> 00:00:15.054 - Don't start crying now okay? 00:00:15.894 --> 00:00:18.727 (xylophone music) 00:00:22.556 --> 00:00:23.900 - [Morgan] So dad. 00:00:23.900 --> 00:00:24.817 - So Morgan 00:00:25.889 --> 00:00:29.281 - Ever since Delilah was about a year old, 00:00:29.281 --> 00:00:32.592 and we got her, her first haircut 00:00:32.592 --> 00:00:35.216 I've kept all of the hair 00:00:35.216 --> 00:00:37.808 and I have had it made into a small 00:00:37.808 --> 00:00:40.378 hair doll to remember her youth by. 00:00:40.378 --> 00:00:41.211 - Oh. 00:00:42.481 --> 00:00:44.148 That's really great. 00:00:45.897 --> 00:00:47.889 - And I needed to get that off my chest. 00:00:47.889 --> 00:00:50.990 - Do you put like, pins in it? 00:00:50.990 --> 00:00:52.460 This is like very voodoo-esque. 00:00:52.460 --> 00:00:54.380 - It's not a voodoo doll, it's a hair doll. 00:00:54.380 --> 00:00:55.229 It's not her essence. 00:00:55.229 --> 00:00:55.969 - What is a hair doll? 00:00:55.969 --> 00:00:58.293 - Some mom's make breast milk jewelry, but I didn't 00:00:58.293 --> 00:01:00.834 save my breast milk so I wasn't able to do that. 00:01:00.834 --> 00:01:02.508 - This is more than I can deal with. 00:01:02.508 --> 00:01:05.388 How come you never showed this to me? 00:01:05.388 --> 00:01:07.617 - Cause it's kind of embarrassing. 00:01:07.617 --> 00:01:09.431 - I think that's fine, you know, 00:01:09.431 --> 00:01:11.820 I understand the maternal instinct. 00:01:11.820 --> 00:01:12.791 I live with one. 00:01:12.791 --> 00:01:14.917 For a long freaking time, I lived with one. 00:01:14.917 --> 00:01:16.095 (laughter) 00:01:16.095 --> 00:01:16.928 I love you. 00:01:19.086 --> 00:01:21.333 - My dad used to race cars 00:01:21.333 --> 00:01:25.011 and I definitely caught the gene 00:01:25.011 --> 00:01:28.678 from you because I used to race the Integra, 00:01:29.576 --> 00:01:30.436 - Mmmmm 00:01:30.436 --> 00:01:32.161 - Down Monterey Pass Road, 00:01:32.161 --> 00:01:33.086 (laughter) 00:01:33.086 --> 00:01:34.258 - And you didn't get caught. 00:01:34.258 --> 00:01:35.708 - And I didn't get caught. 00:01:35.708 --> 00:01:37.480 - Well, I just would want to know what 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:39.487 was the fastest speed you ran it? 00:01:39.487 --> 00:01:40.529 (laughter) 00:01:40.529 --> 00:01:42.779 To know if you ever went faster than I did. 00:01:42.779 --> 00:01:45.446 - I only went up to 100. 00:01:45.446 --> 00:01:46.279 - Mmmmm 00:01:46.279 --> 00:01:47.112 (laughter) 00:01:47.112 --> 00:01:48.086 - Does that make you happy? 00:01:48.086 --> 00:01:50.468 - I'm not disappointed or anything like that. 00:01:50.468 --> 00:01:51.720 It's pretty cool. 00:01:51.720 --> 00:01:54.517 - I'm gonna be living with 00:01:55.948 --> 00:01:56.781 a tribe. 00:01:58.242 --> 00:02:00.524 That's on the Amazon River. 00:02:00.524 --> 00:02:02.540 We're gonna take a canoe and then 00:02:02.540 --> 00:02:05.580 we have to, I think we have to walk 10 miles. 00:02:05.580 --> 00:02:07.393 - Are you prepared for that? 00:02:07.393 --> 00:02:10.183 - It can be a little bit dangerous 00:02:10.183 --> 00:02:13.347 and they're gonna be naked 00:02:13.347 --> 00:02:16.906 so I'm gonna have to just be there with them. 00:02:16.906 --> 00:02:17.906 - Naked too? 00:02:19.467 --> 00:02:21.899 - Probably, I mean that's what they told me that I have 00:02:21.899 --> 00:02:24.128 to kind of fit in to the thing. 00:02:24.128 --> 00:02:26.496 I probably won't have any phones. 00:02:26.496 --> 00:02:30.326 I'm not gonna be able to talk to you, probably, 00:02:30.326 --> 00:02:32.117 but it's for eight months, 00:02:32.117 --> 00:02:33.771 but it's a really great opportunity. 00:02:33.771 --> 00:02:36.021 - That's a long, long time. 00:02:36.021 --> 00:02:37.483 I'm gonna worry about you. 00:02:37.483 --> 00:02:38.900 Fantastic, momma! 00:02:40.194 --> 00:02:42.701 It's gonna be a really hard experience for her, 00:02:42.701 --> 00:02:44.534 I think you need that. 00:02:46.295 --> 00:02:51.083 - The secret to the secret is that it's not real. 00:02:51.083 --> 00:02:52.608 - Oh. 00:02:52.608 --> 00:02:54.074 It's not real. 00:02:54.074 --> 00:02:55.724 (laughter) 00:02:55.724 --> 00:02:58.423 Awe, I was all proud of you, zipping down at 00:02:58.423 --> 00:03:01.719 100 miles an hour down Monterey Pass Road. 00:03:01.719 --> 00:03:05.388 - Well if I could travel back in time, I would do it now. 00:03:05.388 --> 00:03:09.217 - So I'm not actually going to the Amazon River. 00:03:09.217 --> 00:03:11.717 And I, made the whole thing up 00:03:12.763 --> 00:03:15.393 and that wasn't really my secret. 00:03:15.393 --> 00:03:18.743 And then I don't really have a secret to tell you. 00:03:18.743 --> 00:03:20.034 - That's bullshit? 00:03:20.034 --> 00:03:21.900 (laughter) 00:03:21.900 --> 00:03:22.733 - Yeah. 00:03:22.733 --> 00:03:23.639 - You lied to me!? 00:03:23.639 --> 00:03:26.071 I told you, Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, she's very good. 00:03:26.071 --> 00:03:28.001 Now I know your range as an actor. 00:03:28.001 --> 00:03:29.815 - There is one more thing. 00:03:29.815 --> 00:03:31.852 That is a lie I totally don't (beep) do that! 00:03:31.852 --> 00:03:33.185 I would never do that. 00:03:33.185 --> 00:03:35.617 (laughter) 00:03:35.617 --> 00:03:37.890 - I feel much better about this. 00:03:37.890 --> 00:03:40.588 (laughter) 00:03:40.588 --> 00:03:41.421 Oh my god. 00:03:41.421 --> 00:03:43.308 - I do feel so supported, dad. 00:03:43.308 --> 00:03:45.260 (laughter) 00:03:45.260 --> 00:03:48.087 - I was just as nervous lying to you as I was 00:03:48.087 --> 00:03:51.830 if I really did have to tell that big of a secret. 00:03:51.830 --> 00:03:53.913 - The truth is out there! 00:03:56.631 --> 00:03:59.372 - Were you more worried about me having to be naked 00:03:59.372 --> 00:04:00.802 than the Zika virus? 00:04:00.802 --> 00:04:01.802 - Yeah. 00:04:01.802 --> 00:04:03.013 I mean hello, my daughter naked in front 00:04:03.013 --> 00:04:06.020 of everybody, hello, what is this a porn or what?