WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.700 --> 00:00:05.142 (guitar music) 00:00:05.142 --> 00:00:06.496 - Day off all to myself. 00:00:06.496 --> 00:00:08.434 - Day off to myself. 00:00:08.434 --> 00:00:09.517 - What to do. 00:00:10.521 --> 00:00:12.854 (whistling) 00:00:13.915 --> 00:00:15.891 (screaming) 00:00:15.891 --> 00:00:17.222 You're supposed to be at work. 00:00:17.222 --> 00:00:19.757 - You're supposed to be in clothes, what the- 00:00:19.757 --> 00:00:22.764 - This is the female form Garrick. 00:00:22.764 --> 00:00:24.181 God. 00:00:24.181 --> 00:00:26.598 (rock music) 00:00:32.708 --> 00:00:33.541 No. 00:00:33.541 --> 00:00:34.374 No. 00:00:34.374 --> 00:00:35.861 - I got here first, it's only fair. 00:00:35.861 --> 00:00:37.428 - I took today off first Garrick. 00:00:37.428 --> 00:00:38.932 - No, I told you weeks ago I was taking today off. 00:00:38.932 --> 00:00:39.877 - When? 00:00:39.877 --> 00:00:42.648 - The same day I bought this cape. 00:00:42.648 --> 00:00:45.648 (upbeat rock music) 00:00:49.564 --> 00:00:50.616 - Well, you never told me that. 00:00:50.616 --> 00:00:51.561 - Yes I did. 00:00:51.561 --> 00:00:53.215 - No, Garrick you didn't, I would have remembered. 00:00:53.215 --> 00:00:55.513 - Are you sure I didn't tell you when you were asleep, 00:00:55.513 --> 00:00:58.757 actually when I say that out loud that does sound bad. 00:00:58.757 --> 00:01:01.506 - You talk to me in my sleep? 00:01:01.506 --> 00:01:02.506 - Sometimes. 00:01:04.427 --> 00:01:06.811 Kate your mom called, she said her flight was delayed. 00:01:06.811 --> 00:01:07.644 Hop to it. 00:01:09.324 --> 00:01:11.214 Hey Kate, you got a parking ticket. 00:01:11.214 --> 00:01:14.930 I'm just gonna put it in a drawer next to the other ones. 00:01:14.930 --> 00:01:16.111 Hey Kate, 00:01:16.111 --> 00:01:17.529 the one who got away he's outside 00:01:17.529 --> 00:01:18.732 and he's ready to commit. 00:01:18.732 --> 00:01:20.299 He said if you don't love him, do nothing 00:01:20.299 --> 00:01:22.275 and he'll leave you alone forever. 00:01:22.275 --> 00:01:23.108 So. 00:01:26.528 --> 00:01:28.504 - Tim was here. 00:01:28.504 --> 00:01:30.158 I should have stopped the wedding. 00:01:30.158 --> 00:01:31.576 - You sleep a lot. 00:01:31.576 --> 00:01:33.401 - Well, let's just agree to pretend 00:01:33.401 --> 00:01:34.862 that the other one isn't here today. 00:01:34.862 --> 00:01:36.473 - You mean like I do everyday? 00:01:36.473 --> 00:01:39.158 - That was a mean thing to say. 00:01:39.158 --> 00:01:40.189 Are you saying that- 00:01:40.189 --> 00:01:41.778 - What are you doing? 00:01:41.778 --> 00:01:42.746 Why are you? 00:01:42.746 --> 00:01:44.343 Come one don't. 00:01:44.343 --> 00:01:48.037 - You just said that (crying). 00:01:48.037 --> 00:01:49.144 - Here, here, here, take the remote. 00:01:49.144 --> 00:01:49.977 Take the remote, take it. 00:01:49.977 --> 00:01:50.810 - Strategy. 00:01:50.810 --> 00:01:53.139 - Oh my God, damn those white woman tears. 00:01:53.139 --> 00:01:54.306 - Yeah I know. 00:01:59.657 --> 00:02:00.490 Ah crap. 00:02:02.046 --> 00:02:02.992 Hey Garrick. 00:02:02.992 --> 00:02:04.023 - Looking for this? 00:02:04.023 --> 00:02:05.440 - Our only spoon. 00:02:06.707 --> 00:02:09.671 20 piece utensil set or 20 pack of sporks? 00:02:09.671 --> 00:02:11.004 - [Kate] Sporks. 00:02:11.841 --> 00:02:12.786 Are you almost done? 00:02:12.786 --> 00:02:13.645 - Nope. 00:02:13.645 --> 00:02:14.901 - Well then why'd you let me pour the milk 00:02:14.901 --> 00:02:15.734 in my cereal if- 00:02:15.734 --> 00:02:16.567 - I could be done 00:02:16.567 --> 00:02:18.486 if I got the remote. 00:02:18.486 --> 00:02:20.312 - I'll just use the ladle, I don't care. 00:02:20.312 --> 00:02:21.966 Ladle's like a, 00:02:21.966 --> 00:02:23.298 ladle's like a big spoon anyway. 00:02:23.298 --> 00:02:24.598 So that's what I'm just gonna use, 00:02:24.598 --> 00:02:25.589 I'm just gonna use, shoot. 00:02:25.589 --> 00:02:26.422 - There it is, you got. 00:02:26.422 --> 00:02:28.694 - A little bit of this. 00:02:28.694 --> 00:02:30.649 - Looks like a lot of effort. 00:02:30.649 --> 00:02:32.199 - Mixing down, 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:34.616 it's not even a hiccup in my- 00:02:38.591 --> 00:02:39.549 - That work? 00:02:39.549 --> 00:02:41.534 Working out for ya? 00:02:41.534 --> 00:02:43.328 - Oh no, okay. 00:02:43.328 --> 00:02:44.791 Give me the spoon. 00:02:44.791 --> 00:02:45.624 - Thank you. 00:02:45.624 --> 00:02:46.457 Strategy. 00:02:46.457 --> 00:02:47.290 - Oh my God. 00:02:47.290 --> 00:02:49.344 (laughter) 00:02:49.344 --> 00:02:50.371 You're a, 00:02:50.371 --> 00:02:52.704 you're a real piece of shit. 00:02:55.631 --> 00:02:57.216 Yard sale down the street was getting rid 00:02:57.216 --> 00:02:59.410 of this perfectly good drum set. 00:02:59.410 --> 00:03:00.873 I was like, well, 00:03:00.873 --> 00:03:02.527 got nothing else to do today. 00:03:02.527 --> 00:03:05.296 Might as well work on my rhythm of the night. 00:03:05.296 --> 00:03:08.629 (drum and symbol beats) 00:03:10.660 --> 00:03:13.993 One and two and three and four and five. 00:03:23.920 --> 00:03:26.873 (screams and loud guitar music) 00:03:26.873 --> 00:03:27.706 Go away! 00:03:32.342 --> 00:03:34.465 Two, three, four! 00:03:34.465 --> 00:03:36.189 - I'm so loud. 00:03:36.189 --> 00:03:38.522 (screaming) 00:03:42.459 --> 00:03:44.757 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:03:44.757 --> 00:03:47.317 Are we great at this? 00:03:47.317 --> 00:03:49.041 - You tell me. 00:03:49.041 --> 00:03:51.624 (guitar music) 00:03:53.848 --> 00:03:56.431 (symbol crash) 00:03:58.637 --> 00:04:00.117 We're so good. 00:04:00.117 --> 00:04:00.950 - Yeah. 00:04:00.950 --> 00:04:02.817 That is good. 00:04:02.817 --> 00:04:06.004 What about Garrick and the Rest? 00:04:06.004 --> 00:04:08.504 - What about Kate and Company? 00:04:09.713 --> 00:04:11.263 - Mudslinging. 00:04:11.263 --> 00:04:12.604 - Dirt Mistake. 00:04:12.604 --> 00:04:13.440 - Eyelash. 00:04:13.440 --> 00:04:14.398 - Rain. 00:04:14.398 --> 00:04:15.617 - Chubby Bunnies. 00:04:15.617 --> 00:04:19.378 - According to Your Mom but the two is a roman numeral two. 00:04:19.378 --> 00:04:20.545 - Weird Bottles. 00:04:20.545 --> 00:04:22.269 - Tree Scare. 00:04:22.269 --> 00:04:23.297 - Changified. 00:04:23.297 --> 00:04:24.272 - Deep Ear. 00:04:24.272 --> 00:04:25.105 - Baby Skulls. 00:04:25.105 --> 00:04:26.362 - Star Gatherer. 00:04:26.362 --> 00:04:27.407 - What Happened to Nelly. 00:04:27.407 --> 00:04:28.417 - Stop It. 00:04:28.417 --> 00:04:29.250 - Poop Emoji. 00:04:29.250 --> 00:04:30.193 - Popped Pimple. 00:04:30.193 --> 00:04:31.360 - Uneven Sleeves. 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:33.153 - Who about Loose Tooth McGee. 00:04:33.153 --> 00:04:34.616 - Dick Picks. 00:04:34.616 --> 00:04:35.644 - Ingrown Hair. 00:04:35.644 --> 00:04:36.602 - Baby Feet. 00:04:36.602 --> 00:04:37.559 - Wood Paneling. 00:04:37.559 --> 00:04:39.475 - Uh Oh, Here Come that Man. 00:04:39.475 --> 00:04:40.311 - Worm. 00:04:40.311 --> 00:04:41.321 - Pencil Fingers. 00:04:41.321 --> 00:04:42.575 - Ding Dong 00:04:42.575 --> 00:04:43.829 (studdering) Ditch. 00:04:43.829 --> 00:04:45.118 - Period Sex. 00:04:45.118 --> 00:04:46.337 - Dressing Room. 00:04:46.337 --> 00:04:47.170 - Bloated. 00:04:47.170 --> 00:04:48.113 - Cars? 00:04:48.113 --> 00:04:49.663 - The Space Between Your Eyes. 00:04:49.663 --> 00:04:51.126 - Bowel Syndrome. 00:04:51.126 --> 00:04:52.223 - Empty Swimming Pool. 00:04:52.223 --> 00:04:54.522 - The Part in that Dream When you Can't Run Away 00:04:54.522 --> 00:04:55.793 But You Feel Like You Have to Run 00:04:55.793 --> 00:04:57.204 But You're Only Running in Slow Motion, 00:04:57.204 --> 00:04:59.572 You're Carrying a Sleeping Bag That You Don't Own. 00:04:59.572 --> 00:05:00.948 - Flaccid Penis. 00:05:00.948 --> 00:05:02.781 - Out of Toilet Paper. 00:05:04.371 --> 00:05:05.864 - Erect Penis? 00:05:05.864 --> 00:05:06.697 - Caaaall, 00:05:07.985 --> 00:05:08.901 like eight a's. 00:05:08.901 --> 00:05:09.734 - Umm, 00:05:09.734 --> 00:05:11.114 I like Plugs. 00:05:11.114 --> 00:05:14.114 (symbols crashing)