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(dramatic music building to a climax)

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- I don't think I've
ever touched your foot

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in my hands before.

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One time he recently fractured his foot

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and wanted a foot massage
and I was very hesitant

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so I massaged his hand instead.

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(mysterious music)

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(laughter)

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Oh, man.

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(laughs)

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This is gonna be really hard.

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I definitely don't think
this is Steve's foot.

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It's a little sticky (laughs).

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And I feel like Steve
also runs so he probably

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has more on the bottom of his foot.

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I definitely don't think
this is Steve's foot.

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(laughs)

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This one's definitely hairier.

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Now I'm thinking that the other one

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might have been closer to his foot.

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Also feels like this guy uses lotion.

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I'm pretty sure Steve doesn't use lotion.

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I think this might be Steve's foot.

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Actually I don't know,
this foot seems huge

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compared to the other feet.

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Now I'm starting to think
that maybe I was wrong

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and maybe the first foot was Steve's foot.

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I'm gonna go with number one.

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Oh, turn around right now?

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- Oh, definitely not Steve.

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I do not even know who this kid is, hi.

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- Hi.

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- I'm Jen.

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(laughs)

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I really hope I'm right on this one.

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I'm gonna guess number three.

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(laughs)

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Oh my god.

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(laughs)

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Oh, man.

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So I failed.

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(laughter)

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- Lotioned up?

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What was that business?

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(laughter)

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- So I guess Steve uses lotion.

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- I don't use lotion.

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Okay, you made the
first guess wrong, fine.

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I was sure that I would be a close second

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but not even close.

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- In fact I'm actually
so relieved that it feels

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like you wash your feet.

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- I don't lotion up the feet, I don't.

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(Jen laughs)

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If you want me to start, I guess I could.

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But again, you hate feet.

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We don't spend all day--

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- That was the first time
I've touched your feet

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in three and a half years.

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Either way, probably won't
ever touch your feet again.

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(laughs)

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But you won't touch my hand now?

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(laughter)

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- I don't wanna touch your hand.

