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- This tastes like I'm gonna be peeing

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in a parking lot, in public later tonight.

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- This tastes like pee in a parking lot.

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(whipping noise)
(jazzy drumming)

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- We're taking vodka that's
supposed to taste better

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because it's gone through a filter,

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but one of them is gonna taste like shit.

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- One of these is filtered

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once through, and one of
them's filtered twice.

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- Yes, and then one is unfiltered.

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- I'm really a whiskey person, so I'm

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not looking forward to any of this.

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- Same.

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- I'm expecting severe PTSD back to like

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my freshman year.

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- How much filtering can, like,

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get rid of bad memories?

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- [Both together] Bam, bam, bam.

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- [Man] Oh my god.
- [Woman] Cheers.

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- Okay.

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- I actually didn't hate that.

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Well, no, then it burns.

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- Ohhh.

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- I could've shot that entire thing,

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and not, actually, I'm
gonna shoot the whole thing.

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- I've had shitty cheap
vodka, and it's not,

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it's worse than that, I
think that was filtered once.

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- Uhhh, please don't be bad.

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- Ugh, agh!

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Agh!

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- Ugh.

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- Yeah, that wasn't good.

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- I think that was worse.

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- You know that feeling when you get

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soda and then you burp and
it goes into your nose?

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- Oh, that was so much worse than that.

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- This piece of shit
wasn't filtered at all.

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- [Man] Last
- [Woman] All right, ready.

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- But not least.

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- Oh.

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That's not as bad as
this one, this one was--

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- (inhaling sharply)

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- That one wasn't bad.

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- Quick Russian lesson, vodka translates

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to sweet water, and this is what this

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was the most like.

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- This will get you friends
if you bring this to a party.

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100%.

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- The second one is unfiltered,

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and one of these is filtered twice.

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- The first one was
definitely the worst one,

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so that was filtered none.

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- [Both together]
Filtered a bunch of times.

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Filtered zero times.

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Filtered once.

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- This one was filtered once.

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This one's unfiltered.

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And this one was filtered twice.

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- [Man] Oh, wow.
- [Woman] Oh, yeah.

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- Okay.

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- It works.

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- It works.

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- This is like a good college hack.

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I shouldn't say that, but like,

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we all fucking drank, let's just be real.

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- Give me bourbon--
- Yeah.

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- Any day of the week.

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- You need to filter whiskey.

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Think about it.

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- Be careful with this.

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I know it seems like the cheapest option

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and you know you're in that liquor store

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and it's $10, but just be careful, okay?

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At least put it through the filter.

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(jazzy music)