WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.293 --> 00:00:02.395 - Today I'm super excited because my best friend 00:00:02.395 --> 00:00:04.380 and fellow 25 year old from college, Kate, 00:00:04.380 --> 00:00:06.466 finally saved enough money to come visit me. 00:00:06.466 --> 00:00:08.842 She's a Lyft driver and a part-time stand up 00:00:08.842 --> 00:00:09.969 and she's pretty funny. 00:00:09.969 --> 00:00:13.048 - Almost got hit by a Bently on my way here, 00:00:14.175 --> 00:00:16.821 maybe next time, right? 00:00:16.821 --> 00:00:19.177 They're expensive. 00:00:19.177 --> 00:00:21.147 Are you guys awake? 00:00:21.147 --> 00:00:22.231 - And I swear she's funny, 00:00:22.231 --> 00:00:23.441 well she's a really good Lyft driver. 00:00:23.441 --> 00:00:25.610 (knocking) 00:00:25.610 --> 00:00:26.580 - Hello! 00:00:26.580 --> 00:00:27.641 - Hi! 00:00:27.641 --> 00:00:29.447 ♫ Let's drink ♫ 00:00:29.447 --> 00:00:31.241 - I have to use your bathroom real quick, is Paul home? 00:00:31.241 --> 00:00:32.671 - No, he went skateboarding. 00:00:32.671 --> 00:00:33.867 We don't get to see each other often, 00:00:33.867 --> 00:00:35.787 but when we do it's like we're 20 again, almost. 00:00:35.787 --> 00:00:37.413 - Do you really think these fake IDs will work? 00:00:37.413 --> 00:00:40.083 - Definitely, plus we all look over 21. 00:00:40.083 --> 00:00:41.167 - This will be fun to watch. 00:00:41.167 --> 00:00:45.797 (upbeat music) 00:00:52.678 --> 00:00:55.055 - ID, you're good. 00:00:56.140 --> 00:00:57.373 - What's going on Ben? 00:00:57.373 --> 00:00:59.103 - Just letting underage girls in, wishing for the best. 00:00:59.103 --> 00:01:00.474 Have a good one. 00:01:00.474 --> 00:01:01.854 - God, he's taking forever. 00:01:01.854 --> 00:01:03.098 - This guy sucks at his job. 00:01:03.098 --> 00:01:04.069 - Seriously. 00:01:04.069 --> 00:01:07.026 - Aw, poor Henry, he's all by himself tonight. 00:01:07.026 --> 00:01:08.356 - Poor guy. 00:01:08.356 --> 00:01:10.109 - It's about time. 00:01:10.109 --> 00:01:11.280 - What can I get you guys? 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:12.884 [All] - Cosmos! 00:01:12.884 --> 00:01:13.924 - Hey. - Hey. 00:01:13.924 --> 00:01:15.200 - Sorry for the wait you guys. 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:17.469 - Henry, do not even apologize, okay. 00:01:17.469 --> 00:01:19.205 - Does this outfit look okay? 00:01:19.205 --> 00:01:20.956 - Yeah, so cute. 00:01:20.956 --> 00:01:23.084 - Look at my boobs in this shirt. 00:01:24.554 --> 00:01:26.470 - Girls, look at them. 00:01:26.470 --> 00:01:27.862 - They are some beautiful men. 00:01:27.862 --> 00:01:28.838 - Hello. 00:01:28.838 --> 00:01:29.996 - Look at these d-bag holders. 00:01:29.996 --> 00:01:31.371 (giggling) 00:01:31.371 --> 00:01:33.219 - That ones haircut is controlling him. 00:01:33.219 --> 00:01:34.402 (laughing) 00:01:34.402 --> 00:01:35.847 - I'm going to go say, "Hi." 00:01:35.847 --> 00:01:37.265 - Text before you go home with anyone. 00:01:37.265 --> 00:01:38.349 - Yeah. 00:01:38.349 --> 00:01:40.168 - Uh oh, this one's going to go say, "Hi." 00:01:40.168 --> 00:01:41.910 - But he's gay. 00:01:41.910 --> 00:01:43.145 - He's gay. 00:01:43.145 --> 00:01:44.456 - He's gay. 00:01:44.456 --> 00:01:45.899 - Oh my gosh girl, how'd it go? 00:01:45.899 --> 00:01:47.191 - It was amazing, 00:01:47.191 --> 00:01:48.934 he says he's not looking for anything right now 00:01:48.934 --> 00:01:51.237 but he invited us all to go out rock climbing 00:01:51.237 --> 00:01:52.520 with him and his friend tomorrow. 00:01:52.520 --> 00:01:53.784 - Ooo - So adventurous. 00:01:53.784 --> 00:01:54.796 - Yeah. 00:01:54.796 --> 00:01:55.983 - They're going to make such a cute couple 00:01:55.983 --> 00:01:57.139 when they come out. 00:01:57.139 --> 00:02:00.623 - Reminds me of my first boyfriend, remember Jeff? 00:02:00.629 --> 00:02:02.948 - Oh yeah I remember, he's a cool theater major. 00:02:03.840 --> 00:02:05.960 - Brian, Matthew, Steven. 00:02:05.960 --> 00:02:09.422 - Bree, Mancheko, Swiss, baby. 00:02:09.422 --> 00:02:10.798 - My Bio class is so dumb, 00:02:10.798 --> 00:02:12.675 it's like I'm not going to be a Biologist, 00:02:12.675 --> 00:02:14.051 I'm going into advertising. 00:02:14.051 --> 00:02:15.637 Well, like Matt Penn. 00:02:15.637 --> 00:02:16.929 - Fuck student loans. 00:02:16.929 --> 00:02:18.244 - For real. 00:02:18.244 --> 00:02:20.369 - Gosh, my mom's so annoying. 00:02:20.369 --> 00:02:21.932 - Moms are crazy. 00:02:21.932 --> 00:02:23.654 - She's calling me now. 00:02:23.654 --> 00:02:24.850 - How's your mom doing? 00:02:24.850 --> 00:02:26.077 - She's so good. 00:02:26.077 --> 00:02:27.427 - Aw. - Yeah. 00:02:27.427 --> 00:02:30.319 [Together] - I need to borrow someone's Netflix password. 00:02:30.319 --> 00:02:31.360 - You can use mine. 00:02:31.360 --> 00:02:33.028 - Oh cool, thank you. 00:02:33.028 --> 00:02:35.435 - You can have my mom's. 00:02:35.435 --> 00:02:36.908 - 30 is technically still so young. 00:02:36.908 --> 00:02:38.033 - You're right. 00:02:38.033 --> 00:02:39.452 - 30's just too old, though. 00:02:39.452 --> 00:02:41.286 - So many wrinkles. 00:02:42.246 --> 00:02:44.253 - Alright, let's close out, I got to work in the A.M. 00:02:44.253 --> 00:02:45.791 Can we get the check Henry? 00:02:45.791 --> 00:02:46.838 Thank you. 00:02:46.838 --> 00:02:48.816 - Thank you. 00:02:48.816 --> 00:02:50.296 - Woo, I love this place! 00:02:50.296 --> 00:02:51.673 - Let's get drunk! 00:02:51.673 --> 00:02:52.882 - Hoo, hoo, hoo! 00:02:52.882 --> 00:02:57.849 (upbeat music) 00:02:57.849 --> 00:02:59.931 - Oh, oh, oh!