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(hip hop beat)

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- My American drunk food,

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is me making Easy Mac,

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put some Honey Nut Cheerios on that,

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and a little sriracha.

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(laughs)
Bam, that's, drunk food.

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(electronic music)

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(shrieking)
- What?!

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(groans)
- Oh god.

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- Okay, sausagey.

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- I wanna take a couple
vacation days off work

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and take this to Europe with me.

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- That's a bug. We're eating a bug.

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That's straight-up
Flick from A Bug's Life.

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- Chicken
(laughing)

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- Listen, this is an origami swan.

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- Oh, hell no.

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- I can't do it.

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- What is this orange ball sack?

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- Is that an eyeball?

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- It's got a bit of quail.
- I love quail.

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- Here's that,
Phillipiines. I finished it.

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- Should we do another shot.
(laughs)

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(upbeat music)

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- Yo, let's be real. This is
from like Iowa or something.

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- Oh, fuck yeah.

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- I'm guessing there's balls in here.

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- These are the best balls
I've ever had in my mouth.

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- It's like,

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- This is the best thing I've ever eaten.
- Holy fuck.

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- I once had a meal from
like a five-star chef.

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- Brazil, you got it right.

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- What is this shiny food?

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- I love,
- And what is this root?

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- Oh!

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- Oh, what the fuck?

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- I like it.

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- Uh, that's so salty.

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- It's so bad.

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- Yo, why are you so nonchalant with this?

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- 'Cause, I'm a foody, okay. I like food.

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- You need like a full
Big Mac to sober up.

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You can't just like
have a piece of salmon.

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(laughing)

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- Fucking squid.
- Disrespecting Russia, man.

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- Oh, it stuck to the wall.

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- I regret that. Oh god,
why did you do that?

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- This looks like something out of Sbarro.

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- That way (chuckling)

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- What is it called, a daughter kabob?

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- What's donor?

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This is really good.

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- This is way better than a Big Mac.

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- This is a food that's
accessible to the guy

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that just came out of the club.

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- It's too fancy.

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- No, no. Hold on, I'll eat yours.

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- No!

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- I think these drunk
foods were delicious.

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In fact, I think I'm gonna have
a little bit more right now.

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- There's not nearly as much
fried stuff as I was expecting.

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- Like American drunk food
is good but is limited.

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I'm into all your drunk foods.

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I loved all the foods.

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- Like, if you ever think
about right now if you're

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in a coma, and none of this real,

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like you're just in a bed somewhere,

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with like a little bubuk going.

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- I feel weird that the
Internet is watching us eat,

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fucking wasted right now!
(laughing)

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- I'm gonna throw this at Liz's
face right now. (laughter)