WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.073 --> 00:00:02.791 - Oh my god. 00:00:02.791 --> 00:00:05.218 (happy music) 00:00:05.218 --> 00:00:05.902 (ice rattles) 00:00:05.902 --> 00:00:06.762 - Drink up, darling, 00:00:08.105 --> 00:00:09.792 I hate whiskey but that's all that was left. 00:00:09.792 --> 00:00:10.379 (coughs) 00:00:10.379 --> 00:00:11.727 (laughing) 00:00:11.727 --> 00:00:12.307 - Hoo! 00:00:12.307 --> 00:00:13.292 - I keep trying to get your mom's phone number. 00:00:13.292 --> 00:00:13.972 - Instead of my boyfriend's-- 00:00:13.972 --> 00:00:15.381 - But she won't give me her mom's phone number! 00:00:16.071 --> 00:00:17.290 - I love dogs! 00:00:17.290 --> 00:00:19.379 They're like the best thing in the world! 00:00:19.379 --> 00:00:20.192 - I love puppies. 00:00:20.192 --> 00:00:20.912 (squeals) 00:00:20.912 --> 00:00:21.631 - I never had a dog. 00:00:21.631 --> 00:00:23.313 My parents had dogs before they had me. 00:00:23.313 --> 00:00:24.347 The dogs were on purpose. 00:00:24.347 --> 00:00:25.412 I was a mistake. 00:00:25.412 --> 00:00:26.507 (laughing) 00:00:27.433 --> 00:00:30.202 (screaming) (laughing) 00:00:30.202 --> 00:00:31.705 (laughing) 00:00:31.705 --> 00:00:32.611 (squeals) 00:00:32.611 --> 00:00:33.307 - Aaaah! 00:00:33.307 --> 00:00:35.792 - Oh, come here! Look at you! - Oh my god! 00:00:35.792 --> 00:00:37.091 - Look at you! 00:00:37.091 --> 00:00:38.183 - You're so fluffy! 00:00:38.183 --> 00:00:39.646 - Are you for real? 00:00:39.646 --> 00:00:40.853 - I'm gonna cry! 00:00:40.853 --> 00:00:42.130 (laughing) 00:00:42.130 --> 00:00:43.431 - Oh, it smells so good! 00:00:43.431 --> 00:00:44.661 - Wait, let's make them kiss. 00:00:44.661 --> 00:00:45.938 - I can't, I'm crying. 00:00:45.938 --> 00:00:47.355 - Do you wanna be by each other? 00:00:47.355 --> 00:00:48.725 Oh my god, they love each other. 00:00:48.725 --> 00:00:49.746 (gasps) 00:00:49.746 --> 00:00:50.605 There's more? 00:00:50.605 --> 00:00:52.315 (whimpers) 00:00:52.315 --> 00:00:53.981 - No! I'm crying! 00:00:53.981 --> 00:00:54.991 (cries) 00:00:54.991 --> 00:00:57.239 - I've had such a hard Friday. 00:00:57.239 --> 00:00:58.859 - Oh my god, I'm in tears. 00:00:58.859 --> 00:01:00.075 - The happiest day! 00:01:00.075 --> 00:01:00.981 - I can't take it. 00:01:00.981 --> 00:01:02.072 I just can't. 00:01:03.682 --> 00:01:05.254 - Don't give us more d-- - I want more! 00:01:05.254 --> 00:01:06.758 (gasps) - No, they can't keep coming! 00:01:06.758 --> 00:01:08.918 (cries) 00:01:08.918 --> 00:01:10.682 - Where did you get these dogs? 00:01:10.682 --> 00:01:12.563 - Wait, is this really happening? 00:01:12.563 --> 00:01:14.815 Because I can't comprehend what's happening. 00:01:14.815 --> 00:01:15.860 - There's too many dogs. 00:01:15.860 --> 00:01:17.277 - Oh my gah-ha! 00:01:17.277 --> 00:01:18.414 - They're gonna fall off the table! 00:01:18.414 --> 00:01:20.179 - I'm like a single mother in here, I can't. 00:01:20.179 --> 00:01:21.433 I can't! 00:01:21.433 --> 00:01:23.700 - Aw, they give me so much hope! 00:01:23.700 --> 00:01:24.823 (squeals) 00:01:24.823 --> 00:01:26.453 - This is crazy! 00:01:26.453 --> 00:01:29.072 - Why would you get me drunk and then give me dogs? 00:01:29.072 --> 00:01:31.089 - I shouldn't have drank whiskey! 00:01:31.089 --> 00:01:32.894 I can't protect them! 00:01:32.894 --> 00:01:34.791 - Why did God give us puppies? 00:01:34.791 --> 00:01:35.346 Come here. 00:01:35.346 --> 00:01:36.285 (whimpers) 00:01:36.285 --> 00:01:37.245 - He's on his belly! 00:01:37.245 --> 00:01:38.103 - Are they adoptable? 00:01:40.027 --> 00:01:41.606 (cries) 00:01:41.606 --> 00:01:43.371 - If you want a friend for life, 00:01:43.371 --> 00:01:44.625 then you should just get a dog. 00:01:44.625 --> 00:01:46.180 - They just need a home, 00:01:46.180 --> 00:01:47.481 and you can give them one. 00:01:47.481 --> 00:01:49.659 - Like, look at this (bleep) dog. 00:01:49.659 --> 00:01:51.219 And look at this (bleep) dog. 00:01:51.219 --> 00:01:52.641 (laughs) 00:01:53.521 --> 00:01:54.725 - Did you see that? 00:01:54.725 --> 00:01:55.723 She just licked me. 00:01:55.723 --> 00:01:57.929 - I'm a puppy, I'm a puppy. 00:01:57.929 --> 00:02:01.412 - Okay, say 'cheese', Pistachio! Say cheese! 00:02:01.412 --> 00:02:03.293 - I had bunnies bigger than this. 00:02:03.293 --> 00:02:04.454 My bunnies would eat you! 00:02:04.454 --> 00:02:05.174 But they're dead. 00:02:05.174 --> 00:02:06.242 - Remember when you guys just kept 00:02:06.242 --> 00:02:07.403 bringing dogs in here? 00:02:07.403 --> 00:02:09.191 That was so crazy... 00:02:11.207 --> 00:02:11.881 - Hi! 00:02:12.593 --> 00:02:13.684 - Oh, hey guys! 00:02:15.004 --> 00:02:16.959 - Sarah! Up here. 00:02:16.959 --> 00:02:18.060 - We made a series! 00:02:18.060 --> 00:02:19.686 - It's coming out November 18. 00:02:19.686 --> 00:02:20.798 - Please watch it. 00:02:20.798 --> 00:02:22.586 - Get it here, over here. - There. 00:02:22.586 --> 00:02:23.197 - Over there. 00:02:23.197 --> 00:02:23.620 - You got it. 00:02:23.620 --> 00:02:24.870 I think they got it, okay. 00:02:24.870 --> 00:02:25.510 - I'm out. - Okay, bye! 00:02:25.510 --> 00:02:26.159 - If you look in the area, 00:02:26.159 --> 00:02:26.960 then you could see it. 00:02:26.960 --> 00:02:30.396 It'll be released 2015. November. 00:02:30.396 --> 00:02:31.202 Okay.