WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.239 --> 00:00:02.555 - I never want to do this again. 00:00:02.555 --> 00:00:07.187 (music) 00:00:07.187 --> 00:00:10.458 - [Voiceover] So this is the Bits and Bobs Box. 00:00:10.458 --> 00:00:12.570 Three fourth an inch turn in all around. 00:00:12.570 --> 00:00:16.215 What does it mean when you say to turn in all around? 00:00:17.365 --> 00:00:18.869 - Okay, so this is way better 00:00:18.869 --> 00:00:21.347 than if my kid had done this 00:00:21.347 --> 00:00:23.095 so I'm feeling good about this right now. 00:00:23.095 --> 00:00:24.254 - Here is the. 00:00:24.254 --> 00:00:25.330 - I told you. 00:00:25.330 --> 00:00:26.692 - Uh, I just poked myself. 00:00:26.692 --> 00:00:30.187 What's an eighth of an inch, this is disgusting. 00:00:30.187 --> 00:00:31.345 I'm disgusting. 00:00:31.345 --> 00:00:32.420 - I taped this too high. 00:00:32.420 --> 00:00:34.678 - You totally did. (laughs) 00:00:34.678 --> 00:00:38.228 - It's, it's okay, because I have (bleeped) up wrap. 00:00:38.228 --> 00:00:40.020 (blowing raspberries) 00:00:40.020 --> 00:00:41.909 - After watching you I need to strategize 00:00:41.909 --> 00:00:42.764 a little bit more. 00:00:42.764 --> 00:00:45.505 - Is this vaguely at all what I was supposed to do? 00:00:45.505 --> 00:00:47.090 - Yes, that was exactly. 00:00:47.090 --> 00:00:48.614 Do one on the other side. 00:00:48.614 --> 00:00:50.179 (laughing) 00:00:50.179 --> 00:00:51.275 - Is this a problem? 00:00:51.275 --> 00:00:52.961 - I think I'm gonna die. 00:00:52.961 --> 00:00:54.446 - No offense to you, this would be 00:00:54.446 --> 00:00:56.680 you know, more fun with my kid 00:00:56.680 --> 00:00:59.341 because I'm kind of bored of it already. (laughing) 00:00:59.341 --> 00:01:00.601 - You're not folding. 00:01:00.601 --> 00:01:01.435 - So I need to fold? 00:01:01.435 --> 00:01:02.734 - The right way. 00:01:02.734 --> 00:01:03.811 - You need to fold. 00:01:03.811 --> 00:01:05.883 - Did I mention I was crap at crafts? 00:01:05.883 --> 00:01:07.468 - Can I take my bra off? 00:01:07.468 --> 00:01:09.500 - Fold the flaps inward. 00:01:09.500 --> 00:01:10.597 - Do we have to fold one more time? 00:01:10.597 --> 00:01:11.694 - Oh, we made a box! 00:01:11.694 --> 00:01:13.319 Oh my God. 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:14.358 - (bleeped) I tore it. 00:01:14.358 --> 00:01:16.550 - Oh, I'm so hungry. 00:01:16.550 --> 00:01:19.963 Are there any like tacos, like spare tacos? 00:01:19.963 --> 00:01:22.178 - I don't know where the hole is. 00:01:22.178 --> 00:01:23.072 - That's what she said. 00:01:23.072 --> 00:01:24.189 - [Woman] That's what she said. 00:01:24.189 --> 00:01:25.002 (laughing) 00:01:25.002 --> 00:01:27.948 - Where's my pen, this is a ribbon. 00:01:27.948 --> 00:01:29.228 (laughing) 00:01:29.228 --> 00:01:30.183 - What did you do? 00:01:30.183 --> 00:01:31.280 - I'm making the hole. 00:01:31.280 --> 00:01:32.845 - I'm (mumbling) 00:01:32.845 --> 00:01:35.473 - I'm going to take the scissors away from her. 00:01:35.473 --> 00:01:37.396 - Oh man. 00:01:37.396 --> 00:01:38.330 Uh. 00:01:38.330 --> 00:01:40.199 I don't even want to put in the effort anymore. 00:01:40.199 --> 00:01:43.126 - Don't give up, told you, it's the final countdown. 00:01:43.126 --> 00:01:44.265 - It's sort of a box. 00:01:44.265 --> 00:01:46.782 - Of bobs and bobbies. 00:01:46.782 --> 00:01:48.225 Buts, what is it? 00:01:48.225 --> 00:01:50.297 (laughing) 00:01:50.297 --> 00:01:51.780 - [Woman] It's beautiful, it's beautiful. 00:01:51.780 --> 00:01:54.523 - This is the most perfect box I've ever seen 00:01:54.523 --> 00:01:56.860 for your bits and (bleeped) bob. 00:01:58.038 --> 00:01:59.156 - I got a little bored of it. 00:01:59.156 --> 00:02:00.822 - [Woman] I made, oh, she gave up. 00:02:00.822 --> 00:02:01.553 Let's be honest. 00:02:01.553 --> 00:02:02.264 - I gave up. 00:02:02.264 --> 00:02:02.935 - Okay. 00:02:02.935 --> 00:02:04.748 - Put it together. 00:02:04.748 --> 00:02:06.579 And what do we have? 00:02:06.579 --> 00:02:07.872 Bits and bobs. 00:02:07.872 --> 00:02:08.746 (laughing) 00:02:08.746 --> 00:02:09.741 - I made a penis you guys. 00:02:09.741 --> 00:02:11.976 - The box is going straight into the trash. 00:02:11.976 --> 00:02:14.211 - Pinterest is cool. 00:02:14.211 --> 00:02:16.243 But a lot of the ideas 00:02:16.243 --> 00:02:18.782 are not reasonable for drunk people to try. 00:02:18.782 --> 00:02:19.723 (laughing) 00:02:21.525 --> 00:02:23.049 - [Woman] Do you need mouth to mouth? 00:02:23.049 --> 00:02:25.534 - I need, I need pizza.