WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.198 --> 00:00:02.197 - I'm Mexican, we're the best at churros. 00:00:02.197 --> 00:00:04.322 Do you have churros in Guatemala or no? 00:00:04.322 --> 00:00:05.988 - I don't know, I think I've had... 00:00:05.988 --> 00:00:09.738 I don't remember having churros in Guatemala. 00:00:12.412 --> 00:00:14.579 (cackles) 00:00:16.092 --> 00:00:19.700 - I'm trying to lose some weight right now. 00:00:19.700 --> 00:00:21.388 I was kinda worried about coming here right now. 00:00:21.388 --> 00:00:25.511 - What I know about churros is that I'm Mexican. 00:00:25.511 --> 00:00:27.693 So I know churros, I think, a lot. 00:00:27.693 --> 00:00:29.927 - I'm hoping it's a tiny, churro-shaped Oreo 00:00:29.927 --> 00:00:31.430 'cause anything else and quite frankly 00:00:31.430 --> 00:00:32.645 I'm gonna be disappointed. 00:00:32.645 --> 00:00:35.750 - No see I buy them from the street vendors in my hood. 00:00:35.750 --> 00:00:37.802 - I've decided that size matters with churros. 00:00:37.802 --> 00:00:39.753 - And those are the facts. 00:00:39.753 --> 00:00:40.586 - Thanks man. 00:00:40.586 --> 00:00:41.419 - I got you. 00:00:41.419 --> 00:00:42.516 (microwave beeps) 00:00:42.516 --> 00:00:43.508 You got yourself, I gotta get this. 00:00:43.508 --> 00:00:45.476 Damn, these are smoking hot. 00:00:45.476 --> 00:00:46.875 - Aw, they look so gross. 00:00:46.875 --> 00:00:49.325 - The smell really good, what? 00:00:49.325 --> 00:00:52.396 - I like this powder, I guess it's like the powdered sugar. 00:00:52.396 --> 00:00:54.253 - I don't know who you consulted, but that 00:00:54.253 --> 00:00:55.086 granulated sugar is good. 00:00:55.086 --> 00:00:56.299 - It's a nice touch. 00:00:56.299 --> 00:00:57.132 - I burned myself. 00:00:57.132 --> 00:00:58.494 - I'm too drunk to feel right now 00:00:58.494 --> 00:01:00.589 so I'm pretty sure I just got burnt. 00:01:00.589 --> 00:01:02.005 Ah, wait no I feel it! 00:01:02.005 --> 00:01:03.310 - Ooh, okay this is firm. 00:01:03.310 --> 00:01:04.959 - Oh-ho, yeah. 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:07.327 - It feels really firm and nice I like it. 00:01:07.327 --> 00:01:09.285 - But it doesn't taste like anything. 00:01:09.285 --> 00:01:11.125 It doesn't taste like Oreos 00:01:11.125 --> 00:01:12.645 and it doesn't taste like churros. 00:01:12.645 --> 00:01:13.478 - Not at all. 00:01:13.478 --> 00:01:14.643 - Alright. 00:01:14.643 --> 00:01:15.476 I get it. 00:01:15.476 --> 00:01:17.737 - I mean this is definitely a good drunk snack. 00:01:17.737 --> 00:01:19.140 - So the cream doesn't have that 00:01:19.140 --> 00:01:22.242 distinctive Oreo cream flavor. 00:01:22.242 --> 00:01:24.279 It feels like cream. 00:01:24.279 --> 00:01:26.571 - If I was at a store where they sold these churros 00:01:26.571 --> 00:01:29.730 I would probably get them just in case I'm drunk. 00:01:29.730 --> 00:01:30.563 Like right now. 00:01:30.563 --> 00:01:32.760 It's like I get home and I take a look at these 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:35.457 and I'm like how's it going guys? 00:01:35.457 --> 00:01:37.822 - Would it be weird if I dunk this in the milk? 00:01:37.822 --> 00:01:39.442 - No it'd be sacrilegious if you didn't. 00:01:39.442 --> 00:01:41.072 - I bet this will give you the runs. 00:01:41.072 --> 00:01:43.122 And you don't want that, you don't, no. 00:01:43.122 --> 00:01:45.136 - Churros, you only get them from la senora. 00:01:45.136 --> 00:01:46.737 You don't get them from anywhere else. 00:01:46.737 --> 00:01:48.294 - Support your local street vendors. 00:01:48.294 --> 00:01:49.594 - Support your local street vendors, for real. 00:01:49.594 --> 00:01:52.304 - As with anything (speaks foreign language) 00:01:52.304 --> 00:01:53.407 (laughs) 00:01:53.407 --> 00:01:54.834 - You know what's good? 00:01:54.834 --> 00:01:56.088 The little crumbs. 00:01:56.088 --> 00:01:58.864 If I could just go like that with the crumbs. 00:01:58.864 --> 00:01:59.697 - No. 00:01:59.697 --> 00:02:00.872 - Like this, like this. 00:02:00.872 --> 00:02:01.705 That's good. 00:02:01.705 --> 00:02:03.717 - I would personally recommend... 00:02:03.717 --> 00:02:05.425 - He can't even say recommend. 00:02:05.425 --> 00:02:08.534 - I know! I would eat all three of the... 00:02:08.534 --> 00:02:09.929 I would eat all. 00:02:09.929 --> 00:02:11.537 Yeah, there are three.