WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.523 (groans in disgust) 00:00:03.723 --> 00:00:05.047 - Are you gonna drink the whole glass? 00:00:05.047 --> 00:00:06.344 - I’m not gonna drink the whole glass. 00:00:06.344 --> 00:00:07.723 It smells like vomit. 00:00:08.054 --> 00:00:10.304 ("Stone Fox" by Warner/Chappell Production Music) 00:00:10.439 --> 00:00:13.817 (cheers and applause) 00:00:17.272 --> 00:00:18.483 Thank you so much! 00:00:18.483 --> 00:00:20.567 Welcome to BuzzFeed Taste Test Live. 00:00:20.567 --> 00:00:22.401 I'm your host, Keith Habersberger. 00:00:22.401 --> 00:00:25.118 Tonight's show is all about nachos. 00:00:25.324 --> 00:00:26.925 (cheers and applause) 00:00:26.925 --> 00:00:28.112 The thing about nachos is 00:00:28.112 --> 00:00:31.159 even a shitty nacho is still a pretty good nacho. 00:00:31.159 --> 00:00:32.038 It's still a nacho. 00:00:32.038 --> 00:00:33.709 It's sort of like sex in that regard. 00:00:33.709 --> 00:00:34.577 (laughs) 00:00:34.577 --> 00:00:37.535 I'm not gonna spend a lot of time comparing sex to nachos, 00:00:37.535 --> 00:00:40.208 I think you get that it's all messy and we get that. 00:00:40.840 --> 00:00:43.089 But I wanna prove my theory that even a cheap, 00:00:43.089 --> 00:00:45.091 average nacho, is still pretty okay. 00:00:45.091 --> 00:00:46.332 So our first taste test 00:00:46.332 --> 00:00:48.386 is of the cheapest, most average nacho, 00:00:48.386 --> 00:00:50.266 which is, of course, from 7-Eleven. 00:00:50.266 --> 00:00:52.245 Here to taste it live, right now, 00:00:52.245 --> 00:00:55.298 are BuzzFeed's very own, Maycie, Jen, and Jordan! 00:00:55.298 --> 00:00:57.514 (cheers and applause) 00:00:57.661 --> 00:01:00.104 - Ooh! They don't look bad! 00:01:00.104 --> 00:01:01.802 - No. I can smell them already. 00:01:01.802 --> 00:01:02.668 - What do they smell like? 00:01:02.668 --> 00:01:03.650 - Do we just eat them, Keith? 00:01:03.650 --> 00:01:05.656 - Yeah, you just eat them. That's what you do with nachos. 00:01:05.656 --> 00:01:06.414 (laughs) 00:01:06.414 --> 00:01:07.868 It's a taste test show, Jen. 00:01:09.020 --> 00:01:10.622 - I hate this cheese. 00:01:10.991 --> 00:01:12.244 - I don't hate it. 00:01:13.382 --> 00:01:15.164 - Fakest cheese I've ever had. 00:01:15.164 --> 00:01:17.205 - It's a little plasticky, the cheese is, but-- 00:01:17.205 --> 00:01:18.371 - It's a lot plasticky. 00:01:18.371 --> 00:01:19.088 - It's not horrible. 00:01:19.088 --> 00:01:21.587 - It's not bad. It's perfectly adequate. 00:01:21.587 --> 00:01:23.553 - Jen is the only one who's into plastic. 00:01:23.553 --> 00:01:24.651 (laughs) 00:01:24.651 --> 00:01:25.640 She's fine with it. 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:27.053 - Even the chips don't taste good. 00:01:27.053 --> 00:01:28.058 - When do you think you would actually 00:01:28.058 --> 00:01:29.056 eat these in real life? 00:01:29.300 --> 00:01:30.892 - When I was drunk, I would eat them. 00:01:30.892 --> 00:01:31.934 (laughs) 00:01:31.934 --> 00:01:33.519 - You know what, you guys are absolutely right. 00:01:33.519 --> 00:01:35.269 When you're drunk is the perfect time to have 00:01:35.269 --> 00:01:37.556 7-Eleven nachos and we thought of that ahead of time, 00:01:37.556 --> 00:01:39.665 so why don't we bring out three shots of tequila! 00:01:39.665 --> 00:01:42.572 (cheers and applause) 00:01:42.941 --> 00:01:44.987 - Alright. Bottoms up, ladies. 00:01:46.278 --> 00:01:49.361 (cheers and applause) 00:01:50.747 --> 00:01:52.323 Alright, don't get too carried away. 00:01:52.323 --> 00:01:54.784 The thing is, we're actually going to take you now to a room 00:01:54.784 --> 00:01:57.245 with more tequila and you are free to drink 00:01:57.245 --> 00:01:58.336 as much of that as you like. 00:01:58.336 --> 00:01:59.996 Obviously, stay responsible with it. 00:01:59.996 --> 00:02:02.214 Then, we're gonna have you come back at the end of the show 00:02:02.214 --> 00:02:03.999 and eat those same nachos 00:02:03.999 --> 00:02:06.543 and see if, maybe, you find them more delicious, huh? 00:02:06.543 --> 00:02:07.512 - Great, great. 00:02:07.512 --> 00:02:10.307 (cheers and applause) 00:02:14.138 --> 00:02:15.478 - How was the tequila room? 00:02:15.478 --> 00:02:17.522 And I guess the cerveza room, as well? 00:02:17.522 --> 00:02:19.388 - Yeah, I got over tequila, so. 00:02:19.388 --> 00:02:20.851 - If you were this drunk on a normal night, 00:02:20.851 --> 00:02:22.643 what time in the evening would it be? 00:02:22.643 --> 00:02:23.564 - Six? 00:02:23.564 --> 00:02:24.525 (laughs) 00:02:24.525 --> 00:02:25.605 - Jen! 00:02:26.275 --> 00:02:27.738 - You start early! 00:02:28.030 --> 00:02:31.151 - I'm gonna go with, like, 9:30? 00:02:31.151 --> 00:02:33.499 - Oh, I was gonna say, like, 2 P.M. 00:02:33.950 --> 00:02:36.290 Or, no! A.M.! A.M.! A.M.! 00:02:36.290 --> 00:02:38.120 - It's okay. That's the tequila talking. 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:39.127 Well, let's take it on home. 00:02:39.127 --> 00:02:40.749 Why don't you try, or retry, 00:02:40.749 --> 00:02:42.543 those 7-Eleven nachos, now drunk. 00:02:42.543 --> 00:02:43.542 - Wooh! 00:02:43.542 --> 00:02:47.178 (cheers and applause) 00:02:47.178 --> 00:02:48.966 - They're so beautiful. 00:02:48.966 --> 00:02:50.173 - They are so beautiful. 00:02:50.173 --> 00:02:52.793 - Are these the same nachos or new 7-Eleven nachos? 00:02:52.793 --> 00:02:54.512 - Girls, I don't know. I've been here the whole time. 00:02:54.512 --> 00:02:55.344 (laughs) 00:02:55.344 --> 00:02:56.766 I think they're actually new. 00:02:56.766 --> 00:02:58.397 We tried to provide you with the same experience. 00:02:58.397 --> 00:03:00.182 - I mean, that's very nice of you guys, if that's right. 00:03:00.182 --> 00:03:01.476 - Of course it is. 00:03:01.728 --> 00:03:03.470 Jordan, you ate that so quickly! 00:03:03.470 --> 00:03:04.152 (laughs) 00:03:04.152 --> 00:03:05.858 You put the whole disk in your mouth. 00:03:05.858 --> 00:03:08.691 - I liked them before, but they're really good. 00:03:08.691 --> 00:03:09.860 (laughs) 00:03:09.860 --> 00:03:10.993 - How do they make you feel? 00:03:10.993 --> 00:03:12.197 You're having a great time up there. 00:03:12.197 --> 00:03:13.703 Jordan's just giggling. 00:03:13.703 --> 00:03:17.412 - Actually, I really like the chips now. 00:03:17.412 --> 00:03:18.829 - They're so cute. 00:03:18.829 --> 00:03:19.791 (laughs) 00:03:19.791 --> 00:03:22.797 - Jen! Are you, like, turned on by these nachos? 00:03:22.797 --> 00:03:24.079 What's going on over there? 00:03:24.079 --> 00:03:25.880 - We don't have to talk about it right now. 00:03:25.880 --> 00:03:26.793 (laughs) 00:03:26.793 --> 00:03:29.098 - Am I allowed to use the guacamole on the table? 00:03:29.098 --> 00:03:30.002 - That's disgusting. 00:03:30.002 --> 00:03:31.182 - Please eat it. Eat it. Eat it. 00:03:31.182 --> 00:03:32.806 - These would've been better with guacamole, 00:03:32.806 --> 00:03:34.935 but I'm not eating guacamole off the table. 00:03:34.935 --> 00:03:37.812 Jen! Oh my God! No! 00:03:37.812 --> 00:03:39.710 - You could be happy, Maycie! 00:03:39.710 --> 00:03:41.014 (laughs) 00:03:41.014 --> 00:03:42.246 - Real quick question, 00:03:42.246 --> 00:03:44.844 are these nachos better, now that you're drunk? 00:03:44.844 --> 00:03:45.586 - Yeah. 00:03:45.586 --> 00:03:46.311 - They're great. 00:03:46.311 --> 00:03:47.112 - Like, 100%. 00:03:47.112 --> 00:03:48.107 - We did it, guys! 00:03:48.107 --> 00:03:49.282 (cheers and applause) 00:03:49.282 --> 00:03:50.358 You know, I kinda feel bad. 00:03:50.358 --> 00:03:51.984 I got you guys all drunk, 00:03:51.984 --> 00:03:53.159 right in front of all these people, 00:03:53.159 --> 00:03:54.282 that's sort of embarrassing. 00:03:54.282 --> 00:03:56.488 I thought to make it fair, I would allow you guys 00:03:56.488 --> 00:03:57.530 to embarrass me. 00:03:57.530 --> 00:04:00.414 So, we actually have all the ingredients to make nachos 00:04:00.414 --> 00:04:02.542 and we're gonna bring them out here with a blender. 00:04:02.912 --> 00:04:05.712 Since I made you eat things drunk, 00:04:05.712 --> 00:04:08.335 you're gonna make me drink things I should eat. 00:04:08.335 --> 00:04:09.967 There's probably a logical misstep in there, 00:04:09.967 --> 00:04:12.425 but we all wanna see me chug some nachos stew, right? 00:04:12.425 --> 00:04:15.130 (cheers and applause) 00:04:15.130 --> 00:04:16.767 - Wait, you put tequila in it? 00:04:16.767 --> 00:04:18.099 - Smoothies need liquid. 00:04:18.099 --> 00:04:19.304 (laughs) 00:04:19.304 --> 00:04:20.014 - Jordan! 00:04:20.014 --> 00:04:20.897 - You put tequila? 00:04:20.897 --> 00:04:22.214 It's gonna taste like vomit! 00:04:22.214 --> 00:04:23.480 - Ooh! 00:04:24.350 --> 00:04:26.276 (groans in disgust) 00:04:26.276 --> 00:04:27.686 - Just a dash of milk. 00:04:27.686 --> 00:04:29.312 - We need it. It has to blend! 00:04:29.312 --> 00:04:30.948 - [Jordan] That's important in a recipe. 00:04:30.948 --> 00:04:32.070 - Alright, is this good? 00:04:32.070 --> 00:04:34.062 - No, stay focused on the job, ladies! 00:04:34.062 --> 00:04:36.781 Stop eating! We gotta blend this stuff up! 00:04:36.781 --> 00:04:38.237 Alright. Watch yourself. 00:04:38.237 --> 00:04:40.119 - Oh my God, this is gross! 00:04:40.783 --> 00:04:42.710 - I think. It looks like we made a 00:04:42.710 --> 00:04:44.660 pretty good liquid out of those nachos. 00:04:44.660 --> 00:04:46.251 I think we're ready to do this. 00:04:46.251 --> 00:04:48.875 (cheers and applause) 00:04:49.336 --> 00:04:51.051 - [Maysie] Keith! I feel bad. 00:04:52.958 --> 00:04:54.171 - [Jen] Keith is so nice. 00:04:54.171 --> 00:04:56.300 (groans in disgust) 00:04:57.218 --> 00:04:58.471 - Are you gonna drink the whole glass? 00:04:58.471 --> 00:04:59.760 - I'm not gonna drink the whole glass. 00:04:59.760 --> 00:05:01.673 It smells like vomit. 00:05:01.673 --> 00:05:03.013 - [Maysie] It looks like vomit. 00:05:03.013 --> 00:05:06.397 - I mean, it's literally chewed up nachos and booze. 00:05:06.397 --> 00:05:07.651 It is vomit. 00:05:07.651 --> 00:05:08.736 (laughs) 00:05:08.736 --> 00:05:12.027 (indiscernible) much fun here at BuzzFeed Taste Test Live. 00:05:12.573 --> 00:05:13.564 - Keith, oh! 00:05:13.900 --> 00:05:15.195 (laughs) 00:05:15.450 --> 00:05:16.994 - We're having so much fun. 00:05:16.994 --> 00:05:18.344 We tasted so many things. 00:05:18.654 --> 00:05:20.117 - Oh my God. Keith! 00:05:20.117 --> 00:05:22.207 (groans in disgust) 00:05:23.832 --> 00:05:25.785 (laughs) 00:05:27.121 --> 00:05:28.630 - We did it all, guys! 00:05:28.630 --> 00:05:31.254 And you all were here to help it all happen. 00:05:31.254 --> 00:05:33.761 Thanks so much for coming out to BuzzFeed Taste Test Live. 00:05:33.761 --> 00:05:37.381 I think you can clearly say this is nacho ordinary show! 00:05:37.381 --> 00:05:38.265 We did it! 00:05:38.265 --> 00:05:39.423 (cheers and applause) 00:05:43.719 --> 00:05:46.008 - You wanna taste? Taste it? 00:05:46.008 --> 00:05:47.515 Jen? Jen? 00:05:48.358 --> 00:05:50.059 Yeah, get it. Get it, girl. 00:05:50.059 --> 00:05:52.234 Yeah, girl! Yeah! Yeah! 00:05:52.234 --> 00:05:54.313 - Oh my God! So bad! 00:05:54.313 --> 00:05:56.864 - Just smelling it was enough. 00:05:56.864 --> 00:05:59.276 - Oh, it's vile.