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- It's Fall, bitches.

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Let's make some leaf crafts.

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- Decoupaged?

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Is that a real word?

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- What the fuck does decoupage mean?

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- Decoupage, bro.

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- I can't wait for Christmas.

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I love that pine tree smell.

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These leaves smell like nothing.

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- See, this is why guys
don't use Pinterest

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cause I don't even want to read this.

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- Yeah.

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We don't need these instructions,

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we're just gonna go for it.

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- This looks like a
big triumphant bastard,

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I don't know if I want this one.

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- I'm gonna do my twine first.

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- I do like this sponge brush though.

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- Yeah, this is nice.

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- There's dust everywhere.

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Rope dust.

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- There's gotta be more to this, right?

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It's like, it's not just
gluing leaves to a jar.

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Is that it man?
- I don't know man,

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It's kind of therapeutic.

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- I like peeling the Modge
Podge from my fingers,

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after it dries.

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- You know, I'm not mad at this.

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- You know what,

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what if I just wrapped
twine around all of it.

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Like on a shipwreck or something.

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- Like a shipwreck.
- Like a ship.

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- So did I win the mason jar.

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(laughter)

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- You suck.

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- Thanks.

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- But you tried.

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- Decoupaging is an art.

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You need to be very delicate.

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And we were not that delicate.

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- No.

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- I would definitely not put
a picture of this on Pinterest

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and be like, "Look what I made."

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- Fuck that, dude.

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I would stand like this,

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with the jar like that on Pinterest,

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and one of these smiles like.

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How the fuck does this work?

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Like this?

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- What even is this?

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- No one has ever ever needed this.

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- Cut the bag in three strips.

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- I'm just gonna start cutting.

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- Is he cutting it the wrong direction.

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- Weak men have doubts before decision.

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Strong men have doubts after.

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- You look like you work
at In In-N-Out, dude.

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- I'm down, that's good.

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- We'll I'm gonna make
one that fits my head.

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- This is a really bored drunk mom

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who came up with this like,

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"I don't know, I just like

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"take some bags and glue leaves to them

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"and put them on your heads."

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- Did you,

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Okay, I was about to say,

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"If you took my leaf.

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"Something awful this way comes."

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- Would it be terrible if
we like ended our friendhip

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and broke into a fight

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over making leaf hats.

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- I need two of the same color.

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Let me get some reds though.

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- Hold on, lemme just
make it rain on you here.

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- I made my crown for you.

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- I made mine for you.

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- Is it on properly.

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Doesn't fit.

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- Strange.

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- I crown you Pinterest All Star Zachary.

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- How do you do that?

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T.I. must have velcro on his head.

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- Yeah, dude.

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- Cause his hat's all the way back here.

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- Hair clips.

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- Yeah, there's no way this stays on.

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(camera shutter)

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- It's not bad.

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We did an alright job.

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- This one is the first one that actually

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seems like something you could use

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and not be laughed at.

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- Tap into the little
hunter/gatherer inside of you

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and forge for leaves throughout

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your yard and neighborhood.

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- Practice on an old cloth napkin.

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Don't need to do that.

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- Choose a leaf and turn it over

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so the more veiny side is facing up.

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- I feel like I should
get some of this at home.

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- I like this hack.

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This is cool.

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- This one is so much easier.

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Turn your leaf over and
carefully position it

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on your cloth napkin
however you'd like it.

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- Oh.

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- Now this, this is what
she doesn't tell you,

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but this is the most
important part, for sure.

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- I feel like Mission Impossible,

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and I'm Tom Cruise and
I can't touch the floor.

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- I'm feeling good.

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I feel good
- You feel good?

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- I feel like once I unveil this,

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it's gonna look real nice.

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- Oh, it's slipping.

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I got you, I got you.

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See, this is why you need a bro

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when you Pinterest.

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- I mean, you can see.

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It's more subtle.
- Yeah, it's more subtle.

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- More experimental.
- Yeah.

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- Dope.

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I like it.

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- Looks like a Sponge Bob
Square Pants character.

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- I want to make a turkey

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and have all of my family and friends over

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to come look at my napkins

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cause they're so cute.

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- I think Pinterest is cool.

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I think it's an interesting place

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to share creative ideas.

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- I would love make some leaf crowns

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with like, my little cousins.

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That would be awesome.

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- Actually, you know,
this would be really good,

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this would be good

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to do with your mom on Mother's Day.

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Like, if I did this for my mom,

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actually, my mom would hate this shit.

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(laughter)

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- I would rather make it myself

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than buy it at a store.

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- Yeah, I agree.

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I could get on with that.

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- Lakers lost again.

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- Catching the game.

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Yeah, dude, right.

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- They lost again.

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- Doesn't surprise me, man.

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It's been a bad few years.

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Although, they have
fucking Stoudemire now.

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- No, the Lakers' don't have Stoudemire.

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- They don't have Stoudemire?

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Who has Stoudemire?

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Oh, it's the Cavs, right?

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- I think Stoudemire's done, dude.

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- Oh, it's Kobe's last year.

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- Really? Good.

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- Fuck you, man.

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(laughter)

