WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.785 - Do you think I'm a better cook than you? 00:00:03.760 --> 00:00:04.772 - No. 00:00:06.012 --> 00:00:07.164 - Bull (beep)! 00:00:11.287 --> 00:00:12.900 - She says our apartment is her home 00:00:12.900 --> 00:00:14.755 and I'm lucky to be a guest. 00:00:14.755 --> 00:00:16.186 - Okay, I get that from my mother though. 00:00:16.186 --> 00:00:18.257 Where you're like, "Get your feet off of my table." 00:00:18.257 --> 00:00:18.984 - It's not happening. 00:00:18.984 --> 00:00:20.802 - It's just, I understand it's our table. 00:00:21.222 --> 00:00:23.243 - Instead of causing like a friction, 00:00:25.013 --> 00:00:26.197 or a tension-filled moment, 00:00:26.197 --> 00:00:28.021 I'll just let him hear what he wants to hear. 00:00:28.511 --> 00:00:31.816 - I've made people cry because I've just been honest. 00:00:32.246 --> 00:00:34.498 - Worst case scenario, like to the extreme, 00:00:34.498 --> 00:00:38.178 is that um, yeah four months to go. 00:00:38.178 --> 00:00:39.977 So, we still have time to call off the wedding. 00:00:39.977 --> 00:00:41.578 - We got that deposit down. 00:00:41.968 --> 00:00:43.486 I bought a dress. 00:00:43.486 --> 00:00:45.400 So, like, the wedding's happening 00:00:45.930 --> 00:00:47.780 but it's whether or not we'll stay together 00:00:47.780 --> 00:00:50.217 after the wedding, which is up for debate. 00:00:50.457 --> 00:00:52.347 (dramatic music) 00:01:06.817 --> 00:01:09.338 - Have you ever masturbated in bed 00:01:09.338 --> 00:01:11.113 while I was sleeping next to you? 00:01:14.993 --> 00:01:16.994 - Yes. (Rochelle laughs) 00:01:17.531 --> 00:01:18.422 - True. 00:01:18.880 --> 00:01:19.509 - Okay. 00:01:19.509 --> 00:01:21.574 - Do you actually want six kids 00:01:22.054 --> 00:01:23.918 or are you just messing with me? 00:01:25.978 --> 00:01:27.181 - Yes. 00:01:28.231 --> 00:01:29.762 - Yeah, that's true. 00:01:29.762 --> 00:01:30.977 - Aww. - [Peter] Look at that. 00:01:30.977 --> 00:01:32.069 - That's kinda sweet. 00:01:32.499 --> 00:01:34.169 - Do you think I need to lose weight? 00:01:34.169 --> 00:01:35.447 - No. 00:01:36.727 --> 00:01:37.402 - True. 00:01:37.402 --> 00:01:38.422 - Aww. 00:01:38.422 --> 00:01:40.883 - Have you ever wanted to break up with me? 00:01:41.493 --> 00:01:42.507 - Yes. 00:01:45.037 --> 00:01:46.265 - Yeah, that's true. 00:01:46.265 --> 00:01:47.245 - Okay, so. 00:01:48.035 --> 00:01:50.726 - You wanted to break up with me a lot of times. 00:01:50.726 --> 00:01:52.154 And every... - [Sheridan] That didn't 00:01:52.154 --> 00:01:55.069 count, that was like the first few months. 00:01:55.559 --> 00:01:56.971 - Do you think we'll get divorced? 00:01:57.521 --> 00:01:58.754 - No. 00:02:01.534 --> 00:02:02.790 - True. 00:02:03.941 --> 00:02:05.959 (dramatic music) 00:02:13.312 --> 00:02:15.309 - Do you actually think that you're 00:02:15.309 --> 00:02:17.364 a better driver than I am? 00:02:17.364 --> 00:02:18.525 - Yes. 00:02:20.495 --> 00:02:21.389 - True. 00:02:21.389 --> 00:02:22.887 - That is such bull (beep) though. 00:02:22.887 --> 00:02:24.791 - I-I am, you're a horrible driver. 00:02:24.791 --> 00:02:25.929 - [Peter] No. - I've never gotten into 00:02:25.929 --> 00:02:27.135 an accident. 00:02:27.135 --> 00:02:29.794 - You crashed our car, like right before Christmas. 00:02:29.794 --> 00:02:31.106 - Is five kids too much? 00:02:32.486 --> 00:02:33.101 - No. 00:02:34.231 --> 00:02:36.005 - False. (Rochelle laughs) 00:02:36.553 --> 00:02:38.562 - It'll destroy my body. (chuckles) 00:02:39.492 --> 00:02:42.127 - Do you feel like we will stay together forever. 00:02:42.767 --> 00:02:44.160 - Yes. 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:50.189 - It's true. 00:02:51.993 --> 00:02:53.528 (both laugh) 00:02:53.914 --> 00:02:56.073 - Are you fine with me never being a millionaire? 00:02:56.073 --> 00:02:57.100 - Yes. 00:02:58.453 --> 00:02:59.364 - True. 00:03:01.264 --> 00:03:03.520 - Have you ever been worried about, 00:03:03.900 --> 00:03:06.254 or regretted, dating a white guy? 00:03:06.984 --> 00:03:08.709 - No. 00:03:12.514 --> 00:03:14.119 - That's false. 00:03:14.472 --> 00:03:16.156 - No, like... - [Peter] What?! 00:03:17.026 --> 00:03:19.094 - What do you mean like in specific... 00:03:19.784 --> 00:03:21.532 - Like have you been worried about, 00:03:21.532 --> 00:03:23.770 I can do the worry just by itself. 00:03:23.770 --> 00:03:26.013 But have you been worried about it? 00:03:26.013 --> 00:03:28.253 - No, not like worried worried. 00:03:28.933 --> 00:03:30.667 - Do you like my style? 00:03:31.507 --> 00:03:33.005 - No. 00:03:33.005 --> 00:03:33.776 - True. (Rochelle laughs) 00:03:36.966 --> 00:03:38.653 - That's why I buy you clothes. 00:03:38.653 --> 00:03:39.607 (laughs) 00:03:41.017 --> 00:03:42.869 - It's good to know what he thinks 00:03:42.869 --> 00:03:44.785 and that what he says is real. 00:03:45.545 --> 00:03:47.825 And, I still love you. 00:03:48.755 --> 00:03:50.302 No need to call off the wedding. 00:03:50.302 --> 00:03:51.354 - Honesty is great 00:03:51.354 --> 00:03:55.488 and if your partner can laugh about (beep) with you 00:03:56.248 --> 00:03:57.971 and be honest about stuff, 00:03:57.971 --> 00:03:58.988 I think that's great. 00:03:58.988 --> 00:03:59.969 That's all you need. 00:03:59.969 --> 00:04:01.430 I don't think I could ever lie to you. 00:04:02.280 --> 00:04:04.523 Yeah, I think you would know. 00:04:04.523 --> 00:04:06.726 - It was nerve wrecking at times 00:04:06.726 --> 00:04:08.827 and uh, but it was fun 00:04:08.827 --> 00:04:12.018 and I feel like we're weirdly closer together. 00:04:12.498 --> 00:04:14.190 - This confirmed that I know that I'm marrying 00:04:14.190 --> 00:04:16.965 an honest and stand up guy. 00:04:16.965 --> 00:04:20.005 And I found the right man, for me. 00:04:20.495 --> 00:04:22.039 - Aww, love you. 00:04:22.959 --> 00:04:25.265 - And I can't wait to be your wife. 00:04:25.905 --> 00:04:28.122 - I can't wait to be your wife. (Rochelle laughs) 00:04:31.964 --> 00:04:34.074 (instrumental music)