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- I assume that it's gonna taste like

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a lot of bad choices.

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- Someone said it tastes like a hug.

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(squeaking)

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- [Man] I was sort of hoping
like an alcoholic cow poll.

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- [Woman] It says "red
wine-based aperitif".

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(sighs)
(laughs)

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- The name "tonic wine" does not imply

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health giving (laughs)
or medical properties.

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- Made by monks.

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Okay.

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- High caffeine content, 37.5
milligrams per hundred mil.

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- I'll be like hyper and drunk.

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- This has three cans of Red Bull in that.

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(clinking glasses)

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- To the monks.
(laughs)

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(coughs)

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- Ugh, that's horrible.

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That smells horrible.

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- Whenever I don't like anything,

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this eye starts twitching.

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I'm like (laughs)

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- [Man with glasses]
Wow. That is interesting.

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- It tastes like old Jägermeister.

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- [inaudible] medicine.

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- It tastes like wine,

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and then it burns.

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- It tastes good enough for
me to carry on drinking it.

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- You know that film
"Limitless" with Bradley Cooper?

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Where he can then access
100% of his brain?

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That's what I feel like.

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- I think I'm starting to like it more.

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- Don't drink this if you want to sleep

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for the next week,

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is the advice I would give.

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- I mean, 15%, that could
get you pretty drunk.

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- This gets you shitfaced quickly,

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and it kind of tastes okay.

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- Yeah.

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- That's going down a treat, though.

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- You think?

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- Yeah.

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- Probably because you're already drunk?

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(upbeat music)

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- Ughhh.

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(laughs)

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- [Man with glasses] Ughhh.

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- [Woman with glasses]
I am not doing that.