WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.157 --> 00:00:01.335 - So what'd you do last night? 00:00:01.335 --> 00:00:04.816 - Yo, I watched the game. 00:00:05.440 --> 00:00:06.678 - Man, I wanted to watch the game so bad, 00:00:06.678 --> 00:00:09.266 but my girlfriend made me watch The Bachelor. 00:00:09.402 --> 00:00:09.930 - Yeah? 00:00:09.930 --> 00:00:11.047 - Yeah. 00:00:11.047 --> 00:00:13.831 - You know, I actually only watched part of the game 00:00:13.831 --> 00:00:18.794 'cause my girlfriend also made me watch The Bachelor. 00:00:19.743 --> 00:00:20.500 - Huh. 00:00:20.819 --> 00:00:25.390 (playful music) 00:00:25.390 --> 00:00:28.560 - Yeah, my girlfriend thinks Ben's pretty cool. 00:00:28.560 --> 00:00:29.881 - I mean, my girlfriend likes him, 00:00:29.881 --> 00:00:30.938 but she doesn't buy the whole, 00:00:30.938 --> 00:00:33.457 "I'm unloveable." thing, you know. 00:00:33.457 --> 00:00:36.077 - Yes, my girlfriend agrees. 00:00:36.077 --> 00:00:37.641 - See what my girlfriend doesn't understand is 00:00:37.641 --> 00:00:39.964 why Ben keeps Lace around. 00:00:40.425 --> 00:00:43.168 - Well, my girlfriend thinks it 'cause of 00:00:43.168 --> 00:00:44.955 the producers you know. 00:00:44.955 --> 00:00:46.668 To keep the show more interesting. 00:00:46.744 --> 00:00:47.862 - Oh. 00:00:47.862 --> 00:00:49.913 I guess my girlfriend never thought about that. 00:00:49.913 --> 00:00:50.848 - I don't know. 00:00:50.848 --> 00:00:52.860 My money's on Tubilee. 00:00:52.860 --> 00:00:54.037 My girlfriend's money. 00:00:54.037 --> 00:00:54.526 - What? 00:00:54.526 --> 00:00:55.399 No way. 00:00:55.399 --> 00:00:57.592 Not with Olivia still hanging around. 00:00:57.592 --> 00:00:59.463 That's my girlfriend's thought. 00:00:59.463 --> 00:01:00.193 - [Voiceover] Shh. 00:01:00.193 --> 00:01:00.864 - [Both] Sorry. 00:01:00.864 --> 00:01:02.774 - Who's your girlfriend's favorite to win the show? 00:01:02.774 --> 00:01:03.972 One, two, three. 00:01:03.972 --> 00:01:04.826 Emily. - Ann. 00:01:04.826 --> 00:01:05.638 - [Both] What? 00:01:05.638 --> 00:01:06.979 - How'd your girlfriend react when LB 00:01:06.979 --> 00:01:08.240 just walked off the show? 00:01:08.240 --> 00:01:10.373 - My girlfriend thought she was insane. 00:01:10.373 --> 00:01:10.800 - Right? 00:01:10.800 --> 00:01:12.302 - I mean like that's a once in a lifetime opportunity. 00:01:12.302 --> 00:01:15.147 - Like my girlfriend would kill to be on that show. 00:01:15.147 --> 00:01:17.402 - Yeah, my girlfriend also. 00:01:17.402 --> 00:01:18.317 Excuse us, sir. 00:01:18.317 --> 00:01:19.820 We're gonna need you to hold. 00:01:19.820 --> 00:01:21.749 - See my girlfriend's top four fantasy picks are 00:01:21.749 --> 00:01:24.188 Lauren H., Lauren B., Becca, and Jojo. 00:01:24.188 --> 00:01:25.529 - But what about Amanda. 00:01:25.529 --> 00:01:27.174 She has two kids. 00:01:27.174 --> 00:01:29.815 They would make a beautiful family with Ben. 00:01:29.815 --> 00:01:32.985 At least that's what my girlfriend thinks. 00:01:32.985 --> 00:01:34.428 - I guess. 00:01:34.428 --> 00:01:35.038 You know what? 00:01:35.038 --> 00:01:36.418 We're gonna do the deal. 00:01:36.418 --> 00:01:38.451 - I mean honestly, my girlfriend thinks Ben 00:01:38.451 --> 00:01:39.445 is better than Sean. 00:01:39.445 --> 00:01:40.888 - Is your girlfriend crazy? 00:01:40.888 --> 00:01:41.904 Better than Sean? 00:01:41.904 --> 00:01:43.590 Sean was the perfect fit for Caitlyn. 00:01:43.590 --> 00:01:44.240 Are you kidding me? 00:01:44.240 --> 00:01:45.623 Ben and Caitlyn together? 00:01:45.623 --> 00:01:46.862 They would've been in divorce court 00:01:46.862 --> 00:01:47.837 after three months. 00:01:47.837 --> 00:01:49.584 Sean was the perfect person for Caitlyn. 00:01:49.584 --> 00:01:51.535 He was a strong, strapping young man 00:01:51.535 --> 00:01:53.364 that's perfect, that just fits perfectly. 00:01:53.364 --> 00:01:55.497 Ben would've just like been boiling down. 00:01:55.497 --> 00:01:56.491 You're a freaking idiot. 00:01:56.491 --> 00:01:59.945 Your girlfriend's dumb for thinking that. 00:01:59.945 --> 00:02:02.709 That's what my girlfriend thinks. 00:02:03.986 --> 00:02:05.692 'Cause I definitely don't watch the show. 00:02:05.692 --> 00:02:10.692 (techno music)