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- I used to do a lot of
athletics in high school

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but that was 10 years ago.

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- I exercise a lot because I eat a lot

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and so I exercise so I
can eat whatever I want.

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- I am doing CrossFit about
five to six times a week

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and weightlifting one time a week.

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- I run about two miles once a week,

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maybe twice a week.

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- I don't think I'm quite
as fit as an FBI agent.

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- I'm afraid of throwing up on camera.

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- I'd like to pass but I'd
like to be top of the class.

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I want to beat all these dudes.

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- To attain a passing score
on the physical fitness test,

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you must earn at least one
point in each four events

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and at least a cumulative
score of 12 points.

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Do we have to fight a
criminal while we do this too?

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- I think I was 30 for 30

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and then the second half I slowed down.

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so that sucked.

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- I was trying to do a
sit-up a second but not quite

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so I'm a failure.

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- Puking might actually happen.

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- I had good momentum up top

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and then the last 20 seconds,

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my stomach just wanted to eat.

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- Thought halfway through,

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oh yeah, I'm just running and I was like,

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oh, if this was a serious situation,

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I better turn on the jets.

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- My legs are on fire.

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I was just imaging that he was a murderer.

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- That was the fastest I've ever run.

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Oh my God.

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Can't believe I was five seconds off.

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- Oh, I failed.

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Fuck.

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- My goal was 60 and
after that I was like,

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you met your goal, you're done.

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- I got 40 which is respectable.

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- Hung up on the failure.

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Can't see the success.

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- If I had longer limbs,

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I'd be killing it right now.

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- My whole body hurts.

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It's all fire and sweat.

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- I stopped probably twice.

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I started seeing stars

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and I didn't want to push it so hard

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that I might pass out.

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- I got 11 minutes and six seconds

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which actually was faster than I expected

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because I was kind of gassed
out at the end of this.

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- I came in at 13:10 which disqualifies me

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because I got zero points.

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- I'm really glad to

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physically be able to get into FBI.

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- I'm surprised that I
was able to pass the test.

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- I got 13 points but I failed.

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- I'm pretty stoked

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that I was able to pass half of the test.

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- I think I would take my
physical fitness more seriously.

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I mean, this was fun.

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I feel like I got a good workout.

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- And I guess I'll continue

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to not have a gym membership

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because it seems like
it's working out for me.

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- I'm going to start challenging myself

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to set better goals and expectations,

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meet and surpass those

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so thanks FBI.

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- I got to work on my cardio,

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got to work on my speed.

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I feel like I could get there.

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- If anybody from the FBI is watching,

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I've never done drugs

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and I'm available to be hired.

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