WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.491 --> 00:00:02.378 (upbeat music) 00:00:06.842 --> 00:00:09.756 - Sangria this wine is to die for what is the secret? 00:00:09.756 --> 00:00:12.342 - My handmaiden accidently dropped a bunch 00:00:12.342 --> 00:00:14.075 of chopped apples into the barrels. 00:00:14.075 --> 00:00:14.771 - Delicious. 00:00:14.771 --> 00:00:16.571 - I think it's absolute piss. 00:00:16.571 --> 00:00:17.918 - Well I have been meaning to tell you 00:00:17.918 --> 00:00:19.485 this morning I had a bit of fun 00:00:19.485 --> 00:00:21.340 with my stepdaughter Jenifaria. 00:00:21.340 --> 00:00:23.394 - Oh I'd love to hear I've been having a terrible time 00:00:23.394 --> 00:00:24.788 connecting with Britania. 00:00:24.788 --> 00:00:26.146 - Then you will love this. 00:00:26.146 --> 00:00:29.223 I woke up very early this mornng, I snuck into her room 00:00:29.223 --> 00:00:31.765 and I shrunk all of her wardrobe 00:00:31.765 --> 00:00:33.690 so that she thinks she's gaining weight 00:00:33.690 --> 00:00:35.281 then I barricaded her in her room 00:00:35.281 --> 00:00:38.627 and filled it with mice and now they're her only friends. 00:00:38.627 --> 00:00:39.438 - And that works? 00:00:39.438 --> 00:00:42.458 - Oh yes she actually confides in the mice quite a bit. 00:00:42.458 --> 00:00:44.141 - He hasn't called to me in a fortnight 00:00:44.141 --> 00:00:46.034 I mean do you think I should call to him 00:00:46.034 --> 00:00:47.392 or is that too forward. 00:00:47.392 --> 00:00:48.124 - Oh dear. 00:00:48.124 --> 00:00:50.353 - That reminds me I did the most delightful thing 00:00:50.353 --> 00:00:52.907 with my stepdaughter Serenity just yesterday. 00:00:52.907 --> 00:00:53.882 - Oh please do tell. 00:00:53.882 --> 00:00:55.740 - I took her on a trip to the forrest 00:00:55.740 --> 00:00:58.363 we had a lovely picnic then I drugged her, 00:00:58.363 --> 00:00:59.815 dropped her in a remote location, 00:00:59.815 --> 00:01:01.626 put gobbs of honey on her 00:01:01.626 --> 00:01:03.727 and let her fend off the bears. 00:01:03.727 --> 00:01:05.039 - That is classic. 00:01:05.039 --> 00:01:06.864 What did you do to your stepdaughter? 00:01:06.864 --> 00:01:09.114 - I hope it was fantastically twisted. 00:01:09.114 --> 00:01:10.893 - Yes it was I. 00:01:10.893 --> 00:01:13.401 Good morning sweet angel I brought you breakfast. 00:01:13.401 --> 00:01:14.062 - [Voiceover] Go away. 00:01:14.062 --> 00:01:16.765 - Good afternoon delicate flower I brought you a puppy. 00:01:16.765 --> 00:01:17.671 - [Voiceover] Get out of my life. 00:01:17.671 --> 00:01:19.188 - Thought you'd enjoy a late night snack. 00:01:19.188 --> 00:01:20.860 - [Voiceover] Burn in hell demon woman. 00:01:20.860 --> 00:01:24.198 - Wicked, wicked things like poison 00:01:24.198 --> 00:01:28.065 and forced betrothals, all of it. 00:01:28.065 --> 00:01:28.564 - Well done. 00:01:28.564 --> 00:01:30.038 - You keep her in line. 00:01:30.038 --> 00:01:33.045 - Oh all finished, Britania's going to love these 00:01:33.045 --> 00:01:34.276 and they're going to keep her little feet 00:01:34.276 --> 00:01:36.853 so nice and warm. 00:01:36.853 --> 00:01:40.752 And by that I mean horribly freezing cold all the time. 00:01:40.752 --> 00:01:42.647 - Just as I suspected. 00:01:42.647 --> 00:01:44.795 - Don't worry I'll put a spell on them. 00:01:44.795 --> 00:01:45.410 - [Voiceover] Let's go Victoria. 00:01:45.410 --> 00:01:46.385 - Thank you for having us. 00:01:46.385 --> 00:01:49.230 - I'm horribly wicked I promise. 00:01:50.220 --> 00:01:52.919 I guess the scarf is off the table, it matches. 00:01:54.613 --> 00:01:55.911 It's Heather grey. 00:01:58.288 --> 00:02:00.721 (upbeat music)