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- I like a man who knows their water.

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- (laughs)

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(Latino music)

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- When you see those bottles
that cost like $6.00 for water,

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I'm insulted.

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- I bought a water on an
airplane once, it was $10.00.

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- I wanna be beautiful after this.

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(Latino music)

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- Have you ever been to Beverly Hills?

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- I don't think I'm allowed there.

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This bottle is really pretty though.

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- It's probably LA tap water
that they just bottled.

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- Is Beverly Hills a
place known for water?

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Like, I don't think it is.

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- [Man] Cheers
- [Woman] Cheers

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- It's really, really
clean and I feel like

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it has no after taste.

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- Yeah, it tastes like
water, tastes like tap water.

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- This tastes like I'm drinking nothing.

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- It'll get the job done,
but I'm not gonna pay

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more than $1.00 for it.

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(Latino music)

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- From Wales.

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- We're gettin' international up in here.

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- It's crazy to think that they
like ship water, over water.

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- Hmm

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- It's a little bit more full.

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I'm making this shit
up, but it kinda fits.

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- That one has a bite.

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- [Woman] It's crisper.
- [Man] This is crisper.

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- I mean, I just taste, water.

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- Or like after a marathon,

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this would like really hydrate you.

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- [Woman] Fiuggi
- [Man] Oh lord.

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- [ Woman] It's mineral water, natural
mineral water. - [Man] Rome, Rome.

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- Damn, look at that!

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There's like 20 ingredients in this thing.

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- This is not just water,
this is healthy water.

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- I like this, I like this water.

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- It tastes like chalky in my mouth.

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- This is like my tap water.

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- I mean, you have great tap water then.

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- I'm definitely tasting
some, like elements.

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- It's got a bad, like after
taste in the back of my mouth.

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- Maybe this is just like ancient water,

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cause it tastes kinda old
- [Man] Yeah, out of the aqueducts.

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(Latino music)

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- What is this?

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- I mean, it's something that I would love

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to have in a fight.

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- Also, can you carry
it, like out in public?

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But like, the cops pull you over,

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sorry, I'm just drinking water.

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- It has a cork! Why does
the cork have a condom on it?

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- This is the dumbest thing
I've even done in my life.

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- Same water, it's all the same.

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I can't deal with this.

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- Tastes like tap water.

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- I think the coating of the bottle

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might affect the taste.

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- Yeah, this is gross.

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- The water was nasty, I
need you all to know that.

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- Actually it's pretty good.

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- I think this is the only
one that actually has,

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like some flavor to it.

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- I think I would rather just keep it

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to ward off evil spirits.

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- Yeah, it's kinda bull shit.

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- I feel like all these expensive waters,

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is literally just the bottle.

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- I'm disappointed in
expensive water companies.

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It just tastes like regular ass water.

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- [Woman] Drink lots of water
kids, it makes you grow fast.

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- [Man] And pee a lot.

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- This is a disgrace
to humanity right here.

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- My throat is dry.

