WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:05.072 --> 00:00:06.547 - 'Cause they're actually from-- 00:00:06.547 --> 00:00:07.591 - They're expired? 00:00:07.591 --> 00:00:08.509 - 1999? 00:00:09.739 --> 00:00:12.337 - Shut up. 00:00:14.630 --> 00:00:16.046 - [Voiceover] All food consumed was done so voluntarily. 00:00:16.046 --> 00:00:17.775 BuzzFeed does not condone the eating of Episode 1 00:00:17.775 --> 00:00:18.809 snacks from 1999. 00:00:18.809 --> 00:00:19.587 Do not attempt at home. 00:00:19.587 --> 00:00:21.235 - This is box is faded (beep). 00:00:21.235 --> 00:00:24.149 Never a good thing when you're trying to eat a food source. 00:00:24.149 --> 00:00:26.111 - Wait, let's do the math, 1999. 00:00:26.111 --> 00:00:29.025 So these are 16 years old. 00:00:29.025 --> 00:00:30.810 - I'm gonna eat it. 00:00:33.180 --> 00:00:34.992 (laughing) 00:00:34.992 --> 00:00:35.990 Pretty dusty. 00:00:35.990 --> 00:00:37.767 - This has Jar Jar Binks all over it. 00:00:37.767 --> 00:00:39.275 He's literally the worst. 00:00:39.275 --> 00:00:40.530 - I think at the time they actually thought 00:00:40.530 --> 00:00:42.027 people would like Jar Jar Binks 00:00:42.027 --> 00:00:43.385 before the movie came out. 00:00:43.385 --> 00:00:44.686 They were wrong 00:00:44.686 --> 00:00:46.267 in the biggest way possible. 00:00:46.267 --> 00:00:48.206 - (laughs) Look at the color of this. 00:00:48.206 --> 00:00:49.285 - Holy (beep). 00:00:49.285 --> 00:00:50.573 - Dude, it's like parchment paper. 00:00:50.573 --> 00:00:52.907 - From the (beep) libraries of Alexandria, dude. 00:00:52.907 --> 00:00:54.961 Are you kidding me? Oh my God. 00:00:54.961 --> 00:00:56.761 - Maybe I'm rethinking that I want to-- 00:00:56.761 --> 00:00:58.247 - That is gross! 00:00:58.247 --> 00:01:00.649 - It's looks like Yoda took a (beep) on this paper. 00:01:00.649 --> 00:01:01.962 (laughing) 00:01:01.962 --> 00:01:04.841 - What's on the paper? - [Man] Oh my God. 00:01:04.841 --> 00:01:07.383 - No, it tastes fine. - [Man] It smells terrible, 00:01:07.383 --> 00:01:08.382 are you serious? 00:01:08.382 --> 00:01:09.484 - Hmm. Smells nice. 00:01:09.484 --> 00:01:10.785 - I don't know about that. 00:01:10.785 --> 00:01:12.863 It's like nice with a little bit of rotten. 00:01:12.863 --> 00:01:15.382 - Oh! 00:01:15.382 --> 00:01:17.610 It smells like grandpa's shoes. 00:01:17.610 --> 00:01:20.450 - I think you ought to try it. 00:01:22.185 --> 00:01:25.470 - You ate it? Ooh, ooh! 00:01:25.470 --> 00:01:28.026 - That's a terrible idea, don't eat it. 00:01:28.026 --> 00:01:28.965 (laughing) - [Woman] Tastes like 00:01:28.965 --> 00:01:30.521 watermelon, kind of. - [Man] It's actually pretty 00:01:30.521 --> 00:01:32.123 good once you get goin'. 00:01:32.123 --> 00:01:34.700 - Are you really eating it? 00:01:34.700 --> 00:01:36.140 Ugh (laughs). 00:01:36.140 --> 00:01:39.160 - It's like if you marinated a watermelon 00:01:39.160 --> 00:01:41.261 piece of candy from today in 00:01:41.261 --> 00:01:43.870 an ashtray for a little while. 00:01:43.870 --> 00:01:47.088 - (laughs) That is exactly what it is. 00:01:47.088 --> 00:01:50.276 - I don't know, I don't know about this. 00:01:51.883 --> 00:01:54.146 - Dust (blows out air). 00:01:54.146 --> 00:01:55.680 Ancient artifacts. 00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:58.582 - The detail on these gellies are amazing. 00:01:58.582 --> 00:02:01.101 - Spared no expense back in 1999. 00:02:01.101 --> 00:02:02.541 We're getting (beep) now. 00:02:02.541 --> 00:02:06.025 - Oh, is that Anakin? I would love to eat his stupid face. 00:02:06.025 --> 00:02:08.364 - Oh God, these are like rocks. 00:02:08.364 --> 00:02:10.825 - Oh, the colors are gone. 00:02:10.825 --> 00:02:12.346 - Whoa. 00:02:12.346 --> 00:02:13.588 - I could probably kill somebody with this 00:02:13.588 --> 00:02:14.424 if I got it going. 00:02:14.424 --> 00:02:15.840 - Yeah, oh my gosh, I can't even squeeze it. 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:17.001 - They're all brown. 00:02:17.001 --> 00:02:19.346 - See, these smell weird but they smell fruity still. 00:02:19.346 --> 00:02:21.285 I betcha they have a ton of preservatives. 00:02:21.285 --> 00:02:23.305 - I bet you these are still good. 00:02:23.305 --> 00:02:24.605 - These can't be good, what are you 00:02:24.605 --> 00:02:25.766 talking about? - [Woman] I bet you they are. 00:02:25.766 --> 00:02:27.925 - These were supposed to be... 00:02:27.925 --> 00:02:29.307 - Just kidding, I can't chew it. 00:02:29.307 --> 00:02:31.258 - Oh! 00:02:31.258 --> 00:02:32.883 - You gotta use your molars. 00:02:32.883 --> 00:02:34.137 - I feel like it'll pull out my filling. 00:02:34.137 --> 00:02:36.709 - It might. 00:02:37.678 --> 00:02:40.266 (laughing) 00:02:40.266 --> 00:02:41.404 - Very odd flavor. 00:02:41.404 --> 00:02:43.807 - It actually tasted like an eraser. 00:02:43.807 --> 00:02:46.605 - This just tastes like soap. 00:02:46.605 --> 00:02:47.986 - What's wrong with you? 00:02:47.986 --> 00:02:49.902 - I feel like 15 years of dust packaging 00:02:49.902 --> 00:02:51.760 in my mouth right now. 00:02:51.760 --> 00:02:54.030 (intense music)