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- Where's your hand?

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- I wish I could high five you.

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Wait can you?

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OK, wait, do it again.

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- Yay.

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(lighthearted music)

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- I love nuggets

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- Chicken nuggets, are
like a passion for sure.

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- Whenever I'm super drunk
and I go to McDonald's

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I get like 20 chicken nuggets
and I eat most of them.

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- A good nugget has to have a good

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breading to nugget ratio.

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- Crispy on the outside,
but tender on the inside.

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- This is 100% McDonald's, I
can just tell by the shape.

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- Oh, juicy.

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- Oh, this is from Burger King.

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- It's a little bland.

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- This is from Wendy's.

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- How crunchy,

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this is a sculpture of sorts.

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- Oh, what is this?

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- Oh, OK, interesting shape.

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- You could chip a tooth on this thing.

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- Meaty.

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- I feel like it smells like Popeyes.

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So, I'm into it.

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- This is a husky little nugget.

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- Man, why is it so, like, soft?

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- This one's gross.
(laughs)

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- It doesn't really
taste really flavorful.

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- Maybe it's like, like a 7-Eleven.

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- This is McDonald's, I can tell.

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- (laughs) You said this before.

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- I know.

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- You can tell 'cause
it tastes like rubber.

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- It's like too moist,
it's like too moist.

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Like, you're like, how is it so moist?

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- That is a good nugget.

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- It's McDonald's.

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- Yeah, this is Ronald, definitely

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my man Ronald, shout out.

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- The chicken places know how to make

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chicken nuggets better
than the burger places.

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- The 7-Eleven one was
actually pretty good.

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- Like the meat tasted, like, OK.

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- 7-Eleven was definitely
the worst nugget.

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The worst one.

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It just, it was shaped weirdly,
it looked like Play-Doh,

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that was just coming apart.

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- I'm still a McDonald's or Wendy's guy.