WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.439 --> 00:00:03.486 (upbeat music) 00:00:03.486 --> 00:00:06.443 - I love chicken nuggets so much. 00:00:06.443 --> 00:00:07.956 - I don't like them that much. 00:00:07.956 --> 00:00:09.715 - They're the soul food of fast food. 00:00:09.715 --> 00:00:11.997 - Chicken nuggets are baked baby. 00:00:11.997 --> 00:00:14.580 (upbeat music) 00:00:22.178 --> 00:00:24.494 - I can't tell if this one is McDonald's, or this one. 00:00:24.494 --> 00:00:26.230 - This one is McDonald's, 100%. 00:00:26.230 --> 00:00:28.192 - Oh, these are McDonald's for sure. 00:00:28.192 --> 00:00:30.456 - I feel like you would find this in like the dollar menu. 00:00:30.456 --> 00:00:32.172 - I will say lowest quality meat. 00:00:32.172 --> 00:00:34.398 - It was food stuff, remember? 00:00:34.398 --> 00:00:35.765 - It tastes like sweet childhood. 00:00:35.765 --> 00:00:38.693 - It has that processed food flavor that you 00:00:38.693 --> 00:00:39.779 know is a spice. 00:00:39.779 --> 00:00:40.612 - Yeah. (laughs) 00:00:40.612 --> 00:00:41.445 Puberty. 00:00:41.445 --> 00:00:42.938 - It tastes like just the right amount of like sodium. 00:00:42.938 --> 00:00:43.771 And flavor. 00:00:43.771 --> 00:00:44.981 - Look at it. 00:00:44.981 --> 00:00:47.157 - It kind of looks like a dinosaur. 00:00:47.157 --> 00:00:49.240 (crying) 00:00:50.388 --> 00:00:51.647 - [Voiceover] So this one looks a little bit 00:00:51.647 --> 00:00:52.541 more promising. 00:00:52.541 --> 00:00:53.374 - Yeah. 00:00:53.374 --> 00:00:54.207 - It looks a little bit more cooked. 00:00:54.207 --> 00:00:55.336 - I think they're Burger King. 00:00:55.336 --> 00:00:56.901 - This one tastes a little bit more salty. 00:00:56.901 --> 00:00:57.734 - Mm-hmm. 00:00:57.734 --> 00:00:58.609 - It's got a little kick to it. 00:00:58.609 --> 00:01:00.114 - If it's Burger King it's so good. 00:01:00.114 --> 00:01:01.963 - This one tastes more like chicken. 00:01:01.963 --> 00:01:04.218 - Crunchiness is just right. 00:01:04.218 --> 00:01:06.375 - This is amazing, I can have more of these. 00:01:06.375 --> 00:01:08.569 - These taste saltier than this. 00:01:08.569 --> 00:01:09.654 - How? 00:01:09.654 --> 00:01:11.584 - 'Cause there's actually like a chicken 00:01:11.584 --> 00:01:13.210 like, I don't know. 00:01:13.210 --> 00:01:14.644 Like fluffiness to it. 00:01:14.644 --> 00:01:17.644 And this just tastes like cardboard. 00:01:18.808 --> 00:01:19.775 I don't know. 00:01:19.775 --> 00:01:21.970 They're represented by a little star. 00:01:21.970 --> 00:01:24.355 - At what age is a country do we stop 00:01:24.355 --> 00:01:26.042 making food into shapes? 00:01:26.042 --> 00:01:27.310 - Sponge Bob? 00:01:27.310 --> 00:01:28.560 (laughing) 00:01:28.560 --> 00:01:29.393 - They're headless stars. 00:01:29.393 --> 00:01:31.829 - This is like straight from the frozen food aisle. 00:01:31.829 --> 00:01:33.533 - It's crunchier than the first one. 00:01:33.533 --> 00:01:35.588 - For all I know this is a fish. (laughs) 00:01:35.588 --> 00:01:37.202 - I'm just like peeling off the (mumbling) 00:01:37.202 --> 00:01:38.309 and eating them. (laughs) 00:01:38.309 --> 00:01:40.871 - It looks good, but it doesn't taste as good. 00:01:40.871 --> 00:01:43.144 - Because of the star shape you have more surface area. 00:01:43.144 --> 00:01:43.977 - Mm-Hmm. 00:01:43.977 --> 00:01:44.810 Oh yeah. 00:01:44.810 --> 00:01:45.643 - Because you have a star, you get more breading. 00:01:45.643 --> 00:01:46.476 This is the perfect amount of breading. 00:01:46.476 --> 00:01:47.309 - Yeah. 00:01:47.309 --> 00:01:49.059 - You don't need more than that. 00:01:49.059 --> 00:01:51.099 (upbeat music) 00:01:51.099 --> 00:01:52.217 - [Voiceover] I know what this one is. 00:01:52.217 --> 00:01:53.253 Chick-fil-A. 00:01:53.253 --> 00:01:55.088 - These are my favorite. 00:01:55.088 --> 00:01:56.625 Chick-fil-A I know. 00:01:56.625 --> 00:01:57.458 - All right. 00:01:57.458 --> 00:01:58.901 This one's definitely chicken. (laughs) 00:01:58.901 --> 00:01:59.734 - It's definitely chicken. 00:01:59.734 --> 00:02:00.567 - Yeah. 00:02:00.567 --> 00:02:01.400 - The meat's good. 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:03.005 It's just a little bit too much 00:02:03.005 --> 00:02:04.405 sodium for me. 00:02:04.405 --> 00:02:05.249 - It's the perfect amount. 00:02:05.249 --> 00:02:06.346 I don't know what you're talking about. 00:02:06.346 --> 00:02:08.134 - I think these are still better. 00:02:08.134 --> 00:02:10.267 (upbeat music) 00:02:10.267 --> 00:02:12.419 - [Voiceover] This one's not as cute as this one. 00:02:12.419 --> 00:02:14.066 - This one's just like all over the place. 00:02:14.066 --> 00:02:15.416 - These taste healthy. 00:02:15.416 --> 00:02:16.444 - Uh uh, mm mm. 00:02:16.444 --> 00:02:18.089 - Reminds me of 00:02:18.089 --> 00:02:19.015 high school. 00:02:19.015 --> 00:02:19.898 Middle school. 00:02:19.898 --> 00:02:20.844 Elementary school. 00:02:20.844 --> 00:02:21.746 Cafeteria food. 00:02:21.746 --> 00:02:22.937 - Tastes like microwavable chicken. 00:02:22.937 --> 00:02:23.770 - This is sad. 00:02:23.770 --> 00:02:24.933 - This is R.I.P. 00:02:24.933 --> 00:02:28.016 - If that's Wendy's I'm gonna be sad. 00:02:29.731 --> 00:02:31.104 - This one's my favorite. 00:02:31.104 --> 00:02:32.790 - This one, which I'm guessing is Wendy's? 00:02:32.790 --> 00:02:33.795 - This is the best one. 00:02:33.795 --> 00:02:35.115 This is the worst one. 00:02:35.115 --> 00:02:35.948 - [Voiceover] McDonald's, Wendy's. 00:02:35.948 --> 00:02:36.781 - What? 00:02:36.781 --> 00:02:37.760 - I knew it! 00:02:37.760 --> 00:02:40.259 I told her from the (bleeped) beginning. 00:02:40.259 --> 00:02:41.131 - I nailed it dude. 00:02:41.131 --> 00:02:43.094 - I nailed it. 00:02:43.094 --> 00:02:44.342 - I thought 00:02:44.342 --> 00:02:46.372 BK and I were like closer than that. 00:02:46.372 --> 00:02:47.259 (laughs) 00:02:47.259 --> 00:02:48.791 But I think, you know 00:02:48.791 --> 00:02:50.673 who your friends are and they just. 00:02:50.673 --> 00:02:51.738 (laughs) 00:02:51.738 --> 00:02:52.908 Slap you in the face. 00:02:52.908 --> 00:02:53.956 - Always keep it with the redheads.