WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.335 --> 00:00:04.881 (orchestral music) 00:00:09.177 --> 00:00:11.388 - This is what I hope to see when I die. 00:00:11.388 --> 00:00:13.264 - I mean, I don't know who doesn't love fried chicken. 00:00:13.264 --> 00:00:15.642 - If you wanna seduce me, just offer me fried chicken. 00:00:15.642 --> 00:00:17.542 And I'm (snaps) like that. 00:00:17.542 --> 00:00:21.884 (orchestral music) 00:00:22.854 --> 00:00:25.235 - Everyone's gonna win today because it's fried chicken. 00:00:25.235 --> 00:00:29.258 - Except like your cholesterol levels and your arteries. 00:00:30.888 --> 00:00:32.451 - This tastes like some off brand chicken. 00:00:32.451 --> 00:00:33.326 - It's good. 00:00:33.326 --> 00:00:34.071 - It's buttery. 00:00:34.071 --> 00:00:34.787 - It's good. 00:00:34.787 --> 00:00:36.121 - This one necessarily doesn't have that much 00:00:36.121 --> 00:00:37.374 of a crunch to it. 00:00:37.374 --> 00:00:38.749 - It's dark meat, it's fatty, it's rich, 00:00:38.749 --> 00:00:39.916 it's luxurious. 00:00:39.916 --> 00:00:41.627 - That was pretty good, I'd give it like an eight 00:00:41.627 --> 00:00:42.336 out of 10. 00:00:42.336 --> 00:00:43.754 - I like really, really crispy chicken, 00:00:43.754 --> 00:00:45.539 so I'd give it a five. 00:00:47.257 --> 00:00:48.341 - Oh this smells good. 00:00:48.341 --> 00:00:49.626 - Like the outside isn't really that oily, 00:00:49.626 --> 00:00:53.388 but once you go inside, it's like a vat of oil. 00:00:53.388 --> 00:00:55.391 - The chicken is a little dry for my taste. 00:00:55.391 --> 00:00:57.223 - Oh, it's so spicy. 00:00:57.223 --> 00:00:58.852 - It feels like the skin and the chicken are two 00:00:58.852 --> 00:01:00.511 different things, and I don't like that. 00:01:00.511 --> 00:01:01.104 - I feel like this is-- 00:01:01.104 --> 00:01:02.522 - I think it might be Popeyes. 00:01:02.522 --> 00:01:05.441 It's got that nice little Popeyes flavor. 00:01:05.441 --> 00:01:08.008 - Five out of ten, would not eat again 00:01:08.008 --> 00:01:10.083 if these weren't in front of me. 00:01:11.073 --> 00:01:13.192 - Already 100% sure this is KFC. 00:01:13.192 --> 00:01:14.326 - You know your chicken. 00:01:14.326 --> 00:01:17.203 - Oh, I just got a huge bite of grease. 00:01:17.203 --> 00:01:19.664 - This one made my spit really stick to the chicken 00:01:19.664 --> 00:01:20.915 as I pulled away from it. 00:01:20.915 --> 00:01:22.166 - I dig this one. 00:01:22.166 --> 00:01:23.836 This is probably first place for me right now. 00:01:23.836 --> 00:01:25.003 - I don't know, this is pretty good, 00:01:25.003 --> 00:01:27.320 but I don't think it's as good as Roscoe's or Louisiana. 00:01:27.320 --> 00:01:28.047 - No. 00:01:28.047 --> 00:01:30.550 - This tastes to me like the most processed so far. 00:01:30.550 --> 00:01:32.432 - It's mostly breading. 00:01:32.432 --> 00:01:33.839 - You know what, I'm just gonna take another bite 00:01:33.839 --> 00:01:36.558 because I might not eat dinner tonight. 00:01:38.368 --> 00:01:40.094 - (muffled speaking) 00:01:40.094 --> 00:01:41.144 - Did you say "take me to church?" 00:01:41.144 --> 00:01:42.563 - I like this one. 00:01:42.563 --> 00:01:43.805 - This one is very, very greasy. 00:01:43.805 --> 00:01:46.023 This came like straight from the fire. 00:01:46.023 --> 00:01:48.112 - I hope I don't get diarrhea. (laughs) 00:01:48.112 --> 00:01:49.685 - This is definitely the best wing I've had so far. 00:01:49.685 --> 00:01:50.612 - It's too wet. 00:01:50.612 --> 00:01:51.696 - Yeah, it's really wet. 00:01:51.696 --> 00:01:53.068 I don't like it. 00:01:53.068 --> 00:01:55.074 - I don't know what this brand is, but I'm not... 00:01:55.074 --> 00:01:56.992 Maybe this was the church one. 00:01:56.992 --> 00:01:57.654 - That's too much... 00:01:57.654 --> 00:01:59.955 It's not even chicken anymore, it's just fried skin. 00:01:59.955 --> 00:02:01.956 You have some skin on your lip. 00:02:01.956 --> 00:02:03.791 (laughs) 00:02:04.793 --> 00:02:07.162 - Smell that. 00:02:07.162 --> 00:02:08.248 - (exhales excitedly) 00:02:08.248 --> 00:02:09.130 - I like the skin. 00:02:09.130 --> 00:02:09.789 - Mhm. 00:02:09.789 --> 00:02:12.008 - Mm, that flavor, damn! 00:02:12.008 --> 00:02:13.594 - This one was like the perfect dessert 00:02:13.594 --> 00:02:15.053 to the rest of these. 00:02:15.053 --> 00:02:16.596 - Look at how much chicken as well. 00:02:16.596 --> 00:02:18.973 Like this came from an animal, you can tell. 00:02:18.973 --> 00:02:20.896 - This one is seasoned really, really well. 00:02:20.896 --> 00:02:23.640 (muffled speaking) 00:02:24.390 --> 00:02:25.814 - Winner winner, chicken dinner. 00:02:25.814 --> 00:02:26.564 Boom! 00:02:26.564 --> 00:02:27.356 - Boom! 00:02:27.356 --> 00:02:28.892 - That one. 00:02:30.772 --> 00:02:35.199 - Louisiana, Popeyes, KFC, 00:02:35.199 --> 00:02:38.534 Church's, Roscoe's. 00:02:39.578 --> 00:02:43.832 - Roscoe's, Popeyes, KFC, Church's, 00:02:43.832 --> 00:02:45.835 Louisiana. 00:02:46.544 --> 00:02:50.386 (screaming excitedly) 00:02:52.006 --> 00:02:53.175 - [Both] We got it right!? 00:02:53.175 --> 00:02:55.450 - We got it all right? 00:02:55.450 --> 00:02:57.178 - [Both] Yeah! 00:02:57.178 --> 00:02:59.139 - Boys, we're boys! 00:02:59.139 --> 00:03:00.724 We're boys who like chicken! 00:03:00.724 --> 00:03:02.310 Boys, we're boys, 00:03:02.310 --> 00:03:04.836 who like (bleep) fried chicken! 00:03:04.836 --> 00:03:07.438 Pick the chicken up, take a big bite, 00:03:07.438 --> 00:03:11.276 let it down to the floor, and have a good night, woo!