WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.859 - I'm a (bleep) critique, a critic. 00:00:02.859 --> 00:00:04.692 I'm a critique critic. 00:00:09.111 --> 00:00:11.038 When I was a kid and we had taco night at my home, 00:00:11.038 --> 00:00:12.188 I would eat 30. 00:00:12.188 --> 00:00:14.022 - What is there not to love about tacos. 00:00:14.022 --> 00:00:16.332 - Drunken adventure, three in the morning, 00:00:16.332 --> 00:00:17.915 20 tacos, let's go. 00:00:27.832 --> 00:00:30.230 - My favorite place to get tacos is probably Chipotle. 00:00:30.230 --> 00:00:32.587 - Favorite fast food taco would probably be Jack-in-the-Box. 00:00:32.587 --> 00:00:34.837 - I just love Mexican food. 00:00:37.669 --> 00:00:38.698 - I don't even have to like, taste it. 00:00:38.698 --> 00:00:39.841 I can just look at it. 00:00:39.841 --> 00:00:40.946 You already know that this is going to be 00:00:40.946 --> 00:00:42.308 the Jack-in-the-Box taco. 00:00:42.308 --> 00:00:43.208 - These ones are the greasiest, 00:00:43.208 --> 00:00:46.296 they have like the grease on the actual tortilla. 00:00:46.296 --> 00:00:48.388 - First off, this looks like a big ravioli. 00:00:48.388 --> 00:00:50.402 - The meat just like, soothes your soul. 00:00:50.402 --> 00:00:52.141 - Is that meat or beans? 00:00:52.141 --> 00:00:54.331 - Um, it's very creamy meat. 00:00:54.331 --> 00:00:57.560 - It's a good in-between with a crunchy and a soft taco. 00:00:57.560 --> 00:00:58.761 - Yeah, well, I think actually these are 00:00:58.761 --> 00:00:59.962 from Jack-in-the-Box. 00:00:59.962 --> 00:01:01.408 - It might be from Jack-in-the-Box because I assume 00:01:01.408 --> 00:01:03.473 that Jack-in-the-Box makes tacos that looks like that. 00:01:03.473 --> 00:01:05.244 - I definitely think this is Jack-in-the-Box. 00:01:05.244 --> 00:01:07.701 - I don't know, I don't even know what my options are. 00:01:07.701 --> 00:01:09.451 It's from tacos plus. 00:01:12.998 --> 00:01:15.781 - This looks like high school lunch tacos. 00:01:15.781 --> 00:01:17.419 - I definitely think there's like taco seasoning 00:01:17.419 --> 00:01:20.663 of some sort, that this one has that the first one didn't. 00:01:20.663 --> 00:01:21.673 - Not (sigh). 00:01:21.673 --> 00:01:23.084 - By the way, none of these are Mexican. 00:01:23.084 --> 00:01:24.207 - Mine just fell apart. 00:01:24.207 --> 00:01:25.940 - Now this tastes what my mom use to make. 00:01:25.940 --> 00:01:27.171 And I'm sorry mom, but you're just not good 00:01:27.171 --> 00:01:28.540 at cooking tacos. 00:01:28.540 --> 00:01:31.302 - Yeah this is just the most generic, like Gringo taco 00:01:31.302 --> 00:01:34.136 that's like ever been put together. 00:01:34.136 --> 00:01:36.047 - A lot of this meat has a nicotine type quality, 00:01:36.047 --> 00:01:38.624 where I don't like it, I know it's not good for me, 00:01:38.624 --> 00:01:41.060 but for some reason, I just want more. 00:01:41.060 --> 00:01:42.228 - I think it's Del Taco. 00:01:42.228 --> 00:01:43.924 - We're going to say this is Taco Bell. 00:01:43.924 --> 00:01:44.795 - Taco Bell. 00:01:44.795 --> 00:01:46.531 - I think this is from K Rico Tacos. 00:01:46.531 --> 00:01:47.864 - Why Rico? Why? 00:01:51.436 --> 00:01:52.968 - Got a little tomato up in here. 00:01:52.968 --> 00:01:56.254 - Well balanced of like, all the ingredients in one bite. 00:01:56.254 --> 00:01:58.082 - It's missing taco sauce. 00:01:58.082 --> 00:01:59.801 - This one could easily be Del Taco I think. 00:01:59.801 --> 00:02:00.804 - Yeah. 00:02:00.804 --> 00:02:02.162 - I think it's Taco Bell. 00:02:02.162 --> 00:02:04.245 - Yeah, Papa John's taco. 00:02:06.471 --> 00:02:08.007 - This one looks - This is gorgeous. 00:02:08.007 --> 00:02:09.025 - I've been waiting all night for this. 00:02:09.025 --> 00:02:10.662 - This one has beans in it, and rice. 00:02:10.662 --> 00:02:12.676 This is like a burrito but it's a taco. 00:02:12.676 --> 00:02:13.887 - This meat's cooked. 00:02:13.887 --> 00:02:14.992 - It's not ground. 00:02:14.992 --> 00:02:16.258 - It's cut. - Cut. 00:02:16.258 --> 00:02:18.493 - Someone put their time into putting this taco together. 00:02:18.493 --> 00:02:19.927 - Mine's falling apart and I don't care 00:02:19.927 --> 00:02:21.273 because this is delicious. 00:02:21.273 --> 00:02:23.320 - I feel like this is Baja Fresh because it's so fresh. 00:02:23.320 --> 00:02:24.870 - This is El Pollo Loco. 00:02:24.870 --> 00:02:26.208 - Chipotle. 00:02:26.208 --> 00:02:27.791 Or fancy Taco Bell. 00:02:30.915 --> 00:02:32.135 - Jack-in-the-Box. - Jack-in-the-Box 00:02:32.135 --> 00:02:33.087 ding ding ding. 00:02:33.087 --> 00:02:33.920 - Taco bell. 00:02:33.920 --> 00:02:34.753 - No. 00:02:35.687 --> 00:02:36.946 - Wow - Taco Bell wasn't so bad. 00:02:36.946 --> 00:02:37.835 - Are you sure? 00:02:37.835 --> 00:02:39.563 - Del Taco - No way. 00:02:39.563 --> 00:02:40.801 - Clearly, we're killing this. - Oh my god. 00:02:40.801 --> 00:02:42.957 - Chipotle? They have tacos? 00:02:42.957 --> 00:02:44.589 - Aw, (bleep). 00:02:44.589 --> 00:02:46.252 - Oh, why didn't we think of Chipotle? 00:02:46.252 --> 00:02:47.085 - Yeah. 00:02:47.085 --> 00:02:49.647 - Chipotle is like a guy in a business suit 00:02:49.647 --> 00:02:51.697 and these three people are in college. 00:02:51.697 --> 00:02:53.664 - If you think I'm cute while eating tacos. 00:02:53.664 --> 00:02:54.806 - Comment below. 00:02:54.806 --> 00:02:56.677 If you think I'm cute, leave a like.