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- Look, you're quivering.

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- I can't, oh my.

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- You're quivering.

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- Don't judge me.

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You eat that.

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- I've never wanted to walk
off a set more than now.

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- Live and direct from Hollywood.

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- It's Feast Mode Hunger Squad.

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We're doing this again.

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- We're eating fish jizz.

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- Cod sperm.

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- It's actually called shirako.

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- We're gonna go to two
restaurants that serve.

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- The finest cod sperm
in all of Los Angeles.

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- I'm pretty excited.

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- I'm sad.

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- I have a feeling that cod
sperm is actually delicious.

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- I've also heard that it's pretty good.

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- Don't want to eat this stuff.

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- I'm all about it.

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I'm a 21st century man.

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- This used to be fun.

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- We're keeping Nicky in the dark.

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She has no idea what we're gonna go eat.

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- I'm so excited but I
don't know what we're doing.

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(sinister laughter)

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- [Colin] I want a (mumbles) excitement.

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- [Steven] Let's roll, let's go.

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- We used to eat like
fun things like donuts.

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- [Steven] It is gonna be fun.

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- Okay, so we're on our way
to the first restaurant.

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It's called Shunji.

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I'm still terrified.

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- [Nicky] Wait, you're terrified?

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- Yes.

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- [Hostess] Welcome to Shunji.

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- [Steven] Thank you.

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We heard a lot of things
about your shirako.

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- Mmhmm, there are several
different kind of shirako,

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depends on the fish, but
right now we use cod.

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It's a egg of cod,

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male egg of cod.

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Some people call milt.

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- Okay.

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- So, it's cod sperm.

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Are you excited?

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- [Hostess] The taste is really good.

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We are going to make one dish,

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it's called Chowanmushi.

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Chowanmushi is like a
Japanese egg custard pudding.

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- [Nicky] Oh, I love that stuff.

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Yeah.

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- [Hostess] And we add shirako.

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- Oh. (laughter)

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Thank you.

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- Is it warm?

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Oh, it's warm guys.

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- Woah, it definitely looks like sperm.

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- It looks crazy.

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- [Colin] It looks like a
fish beat off into a cup.

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- Like, it reminds me of
miso soup made out of jizz.

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- [Colin] I didn't
expect it to look so much

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like the real thing.

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- Yeah.

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- There's a lot in here.

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This is like from one fish.

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One, two, three.

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(sound of disgust)

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- No.

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- It's tasty.

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- Mm-mm, no.

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- When I put it in my
mouth, it rejects it.

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- Yum.

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- It's very much a mental thing.

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- Kind of has the exact same texture.

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- It's creamy.

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- [Colin] Very mild, sort of musky flavor.

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- Texture would get a ten

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because it's that identical
to the real thing.

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- I feel mildly horny.

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Probably a five out of ten there.

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- I feel like my cod
maybe had some pineapple

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before I got busy.

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- Straight taste, I would
say it's like an eight.

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- It's not for me.
(sound of enjoyment)

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- Well, I'm gonna eat yours, Freddie.

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Clean plate club round two.

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- Now we've tried cod sperm.

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We're going to compare
it to another place.

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- We're going to a place called Hamasaku.

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- [Freddie] We'll see what
this next place has in store.

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Today, we're kind of like, going around LA

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and trying to find the best cod milt.

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Do a lot of people order that here?

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- Yes, last time we sold out.

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I mean, certain days we do sell out.

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- Oh, wow.

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- It just depends on who comes in.

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We're doing it thee
different ways for you.

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Two of them are going to be cooked

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and one is going to be raw.

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- We're about to die then.

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- Let's do it.

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You guys ready?

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- Yeah, we're ready.

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- Tempura style guys.

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- Outside's great, inside is oh.

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- Yum.

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- It kind of gave me
the vibe of an oyster.

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- [Steven] What is the texture?

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- Fried cum ball.

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- Creaminess is on fleek.

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- Tempura style is better.

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- This is how you get
kids to start liking it.

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- Woah.

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- Wow.

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Wow.

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- [Colin] Smells like Christmas in there.

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- That was literally an
explosion of flavors in my mouth.

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- That was really good.

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- Tens across the board
on every flavor possible.

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- Like little bit of
guacamole and the fig.

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I thought the fig was a nice touch.

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- This fig was great.

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- That shit was fancy as fuck.

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- I might be a little
milted out at this point.

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- [Steven] You know, we
got the raw coming right?

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- (laughs) It's just like it doesn't end.

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- This is it.

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- [Host] Cod milt in it purest form.

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- [Steven] The ultimate boss.

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- You can see like veins.

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- Honestly and truly at this point, guys,

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I might have to like, dip out.

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- [Nicky] You've come this
far, there's one left.

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- Look, you're quivering.

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- I can't, oh my.

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- You're quivering.

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- Don't judge me.

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You eat that, go.

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- [Colin] Steven, come on.

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That was barely a bite.

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- I just had to swallow
it whole, 'cause I can't.

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- I can't.

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- [Nicky] Steven, we all did it.

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- Raw is not my thing.

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- [Colin] Steven, come on.

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- Steven, Steven.

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- There you go.

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There you go.

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- Woah, super cummy.

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- [Nicky] Raw, cod sperm.

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You can't judge that.

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There's no rubric here.

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- This cod sperm was next level.

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- Screw you for inviting me to this one.

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- Woah.

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- I have never wanted to walk off a set

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more than now.

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- I can't pick a favorite.

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They were all sperm.

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- I don't think I'm tired
but I'm emotionally troubled.

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- I'm glad I took a journey.

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It was an experience.

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- Yeah, I don't judge
people who eat this stuff,

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it's just not for me.

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- [Steven and Freddie] Jizz kids.

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- This has been Steven,
Freddie, Nicky and Colin.

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We out.

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What should we do next time
on Feast Mode Hunger Squad?

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Let's go.

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