WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.318 --> 00:00:01.858 - I can walk into the White House right now. 00:00:01.858 --> 00:00:03.618 I can go sleep, I can go sleep in the President's 00:00:03.618 --> 00:00:04.899 sheets if I'm invisible, 00:00:04.899 --> 00:00:05.897 and do it every day when he's out playing basketball. 00:00:05.897 --> 00:00:07.316 - Yeah, you're just committing crime. 00:00:07.316 --> 00:00:09.756 - All the secrets of the world are yours, 00:00:09.756 --> 00:00:11.476 information, free flowing guys. 00:00:11.476 --> 00:00:13.636 That's my knowledge of getting, 00:00:13.636 --> 00:00:15.236 why, you know what I'm saying? 00:00:15.236 --> 00:00:17.435 - Did you just have a mental breakdown? 00:00:17.435 --> 00:00:18.894 - Yeah, I did. 00:00:18.894 --> 00:00:20.674 - Look, we all want super powers, 00:00:20.674 --> 00:00:22.515 and obviously the best two are flight, 00:00:22.515 --> 00:00:24.013 or invisibility. 00:00:24.013 --> 00:00:25.433 Imagine the miracle of flight, 00:00:25.433 --> 00:00:26.633 soaring through the clouds, 00:00:26.633 --> 00:00:28.052 the wind through your hair. 00:00:28.052 --> 00:00:29.933 Or, you could be some creepy little 00:00:29.933 --> 00:00:32.453 invisible perv, sneaking into a locker room. 00:00:32.453 --> 00:00:33.813 I might be kind of biased on this one, 00:00:33.813 --> 00:00:35.331 but in the interests of the pervs, 00:00:35.331 --> 00:00:36.771 we'll try and keep it a fair fight. 00:00:36.771 --> 00:00:38.870 Flight versus invisibility, 00:00:38.870 --> 00:00:40.120 it's Debatable. 00:00:45.150 --> 00:00:46.270 - Flying is for children. 00:00:46.270 --> 00:00:47.110 - I'm for flight. 00:00:47.110 --> 00:00:48.730 - I'm very much pro-invisibility. 00:00:48.730 --> 00:00:50.210 - Today I'm arguing for flight. 00:00:50.210 --> 00:00:52.229 - I'm pro-flight 'cause, duh. 00:00:52.229 --> 00:00:53.850 - Pro-invisibility. 00:00:53.850 --> 00:00:55.510 - Team flight. 00:00:55.510 --> 00:00:57.090 - [Man Behind Chair] I'm for invisibility, 00:00:57.090 --> 00:01:00.840 ah, you thought I was invisible for a second. 00:01:01.989 --> 00:01:06.087 - Flying has been man's dream since the beginning 00:01:06.087 --> 00:01:07.187 - What about woman's dream? 00:01:07.187 --> 00:01:08.067 Invisibility? 00:01:08.067 --> 00:01:10.585 - Woman's dream doesn't matter. 00:01:10.585 --> 00:01:13.346 - Woman's dream doesn't matter. 00:01:13.346 --> 00:01:14.746 - Garrett, I like you, 00:01:14.746 --> 00:01:15.579 and if we're just talking, 00:01:15.579 --> 00:01:16.425 we're gonna go to coffee, 00:01:16.425 --> 00:01:18.042 you just fly away, I'm never talking to you 00:01:18.042 --> 00:01:20.442 again 'cause you're a freak. 00:01:20.442 --> 00:01:22.362 - Travel, cheap, easy. 00:01:22.362 --> 00:01:24.082 - Tons of holes in that argument, but. 00:01:24.082 --> 00:01:26.621 - Oh my God, no traffic jams, good night! 00:01:26.621 --> 00:01:28.962 You could go anywhere so fast. 00:01:28.962 --> 00:01:30.882 - You ever been to New York City, Zack? 00:01:30.882 --> 00:01:31.882 - I have. 00:01:31.882 --> 00:01:33.162 - How long did it take for you to get to 00:01:33.162 --> 00:01:34.042 New York City? 00:01:34.042 --> 00:01:35.022 - Six hours. 00:01:35.022 --> 00:01:36.262 - Six hours, and that's just in the plane. 00:01:36.262 --> 00:01:37.822 - Gotta check with the TSA. 00:01:37.822 --> 00:01:39.582 - No, that is not part of it. 00:01:39.582 --> 00:01:40.415 - I'm sure there's, 00:01:40.415 --> 00:01:42.242 - You're not carrying cargo. 00:01:42.242 --> 00:01:43.282 - You know how much tickets cost for 00:01:43.282 --> 00:01:44.322 the Super Bowl? 00:01:44.322 --> 00:01:45.522 Imagine being able to just hover right 00:01:45.522 --> 00:01:46.355 above the field? 00:01:46.355 --> 00:01:47.188 - That'd be pretty cool, 00:01:47.188 --> 00:01:49.162 imagine getting sniped by the US military 00:01:49.162 --> 00:01:50.522 when you're doing that. 00:01:50.522 --> 00:01:51.741 - You're interrupting the show. 00:01:51.741 --> 00:01:53.042 - That's not true. 00:01:53.042 --> 00:01:53.875 - That's my other problem with flying around, 00:01:53.875 --> 00:01:55.160 little flashy, don't you think? 00:01:55.160 --> 00:01:57.401 Oh, look at me, awh. 00:01:57.401 --> 00:01:59.221 - Leaving your stomach exposed to every one 00:01:59.221 --> 00:02:00.860 down below that could just shoot you in the 00:02:00.860 --> 00:02:03.260 cock, or the boobs, in your case. 00:02:03.260 --> 00:02:06.120 - What kind of an argument is this? 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:07.580 - Imagine me just putting on a space helmet, 00:02:07.580 --> 00:02:09.479 or a scuba tank, I'm just gonna fly to space. 00:02:09.479 --> 00:02:10.839 I'm gonna see what space is like. 00:02:10.839 --> 00:02:12.880 - It's not that great, I've seen the Martian. 00:02:12.880 --> 00:02:16.580 - I could be studied at some point. 00:02:16.580 --> 00:02:18.460 - I don't want to be a test experiment. 00:02:18.460 --> 00:02:19.293 You don't wanna be, 00:02:19.293 --> 00:02:20.639 - I'm an organ donor. 00:02:20.639 --> 00:02:22.079 - There's a fun prank that you could do by 00:02:22.079 --> 00:02:24.919 flying too, you just make a really, really big 00:02:24.919 --> 00:02:27.580 bird costume, and then you're the Loch Ness 00:02:27.580 --> 00:02:29.159 monster of the sky. 00:02:29.159 --> 00:02:31.239 - Can you dress like a dragon and make people 00:02:31.239 --> 00:02:32.659 think you're a dragon in the sky? 00:02:32.659 --> 00:02:34.839 No you cannot, because you're invisible. 00:02:34.839 --> 00:02:35.999 - That's the prank? 00:02:35.999 --> 00:02:36.832 - The prank is on you, 00:02:36.832 --> 00:02:38.479 you're donning a Party City costume 00:02:38.479 --> 00:02:39.458 and flying over the, 00:02:39.458 --> 00:02:40.859 - Oh it would not be a Party City costume. 00:02:40.859 --> 00:02:43.298 I would get a majority of it from Joann Fabrics. 00:02:43.298 --> 00:02:45.078 - If a bird poops, falls out, 00:02:45.078 --> 00:02:46.578 are you gonna be pooping on people Garrett? 00:02:46.578 --> 00:02:48.217 - No, I'm not gonna be pooping on people! 00:02:48.217 --> 00:02:49.398 When you're on top of a building, 00:02:49.398 --> 00:02:50.658 and you see people like walking by, 00:02:50.658 --> 00:02:51.491 are you just like, 00:02:51.491 --> 00:02:52.378 you know what, I think I wanna poop on 00:02:52.378 --> 00:02:53.211 them like a bird? 00:02:53.211 --> 00:02:56.294 - If there was a getaway plan, maybe. 00:02:57.837 --> 00:03:00.337 - Think of the movies you could sneak into, 00:03:00.337 --> 00:03:01.436 you can sneak into another movie. 00:03:01.436 --> 00:03:02.404 - The movies? 00:03:02.404 --> 00:03:04.384 - You want to be flying above the Super Bowl? 00:03:04.384 --> 00:03:05.784 How about being on the field, 00:03:05.784 --> 00:03:07.224 on the action. 00:03:07.224 --> 00:03:08.224 - You're gonna get knocked over. 00:03:08.224 --> 00:03:10.344 - You don't gotta go sit up in the nose bleeds 00:03:10.344 --> 00:03:11.844 either, you can get right on the stage. 00:03:11.844 --> 00:03:13.329 - I could be backstage with Beyonce. 00:03:13.329 --> 00:03:14.998 I could be Beyonce's friend and she wouldn't 00:03:14.998 --> 00:03:16.498 even know, is this creepy? 00:03:16.498 --> 00:03:17.438 Yes. 00:03:17.438 --> 00:03:18.537 - How about being in the locker room, 00:03:18.537 --> 00:03:20.677 hearing what the coach is telling Payton Manning. 00:03:20.677 --> 00:03:21.857 - This is perfect, 'cause you're already 00:03:21.857 --> 00:03:23.018 talking about sneaking into locker rooms. 00:03:23.018 --> 00:03:24.218 Bingo! 00:03:24.218 --> 00:03:26.557 - You little creep, you just wanna see boobs. 00:03:26.557 --> 00:03:29.158 - You got me, I want to see naked people. 00:03:29.158 --> 00:03:30.758 - Unfortunately for you, I'm not a perv, 00:03:30.758 --> 00:03:32.198 so I wouldn't use it for that. 00:03:32.198 --> 00:03:33.717 - It's not unfortunate for me. 00:03:33.717 --> 00:03:35.838 - I'm living in a world where people use 00:03:35.838 --> 00:03:37.438 invisibility for good. 00:03:37.438 --> 00:03:39.898 I'm not living in this, Clay Aiken, 00:03:39.898 --> 00:03:41.637 fly on the wall, shit. 00:03:41.637 --> 00:03:43.118 - I would rather do cool things, 00:03:43.118 --> 00:03:45.518 like walk into a bank, just feel money. 00:03:45.518 --> 00:03:47.218 Not even take it, just feel money. 00:03:47.218 --> 00:03:48.051 Have you ever done that? 00:03:48.051 --> 00:03:48.897 - You just wanna be a ghost? 00:03:48.897 --> 00:03:50.238 - No, 'cause I wanna be alive, 00:03:50.238 --> 00:03:51.418 and have a soul still, 00:03:51.418 --> 00:03:53.238 and a family one day. 00:03:53.238 --> 00:03:55.478 - You can break into banks and take money, 00:03:55.478 --> 00:03:57.418 and give it to the poor and no one's gonna know. 00:03:57.418 --> 00:03:58.638 - Just straight up committing crimes. 00:03:58.638 --> 00:04:00.018 - No it's not, I'm trying to help. 00:04:00.018 --> 00:04:00.851 - Trespassing. 00:04:00.851 --> 00:04:02.778 - That Peter Pan was committing crimes by 00:04:02.778 --> 00:04:04.857 trespassing on those rich people's places. 00:04:04.857 --> 00:04:06.718 - Peter Pan, who the fuck? 00:04:06.718 --> 00:04:08.658 - Steal from the rich, give to the needy. 00:04:08.658 --> 00:04:10.318 - All money is digital now anyways, 00:04:10.318 --> 00:04:12.638 how is that, do you also have computer hacking skills? 00:04:12.638 --> 00:04:14.537 - I do when I stand behind. 00:04:14.537 --> 00:04:16.218 I'm like, oh, his passwords "password", 00:04:16.218 --> 00:04:17.878 really Mr. President? 00:04:17.878 --> 00:04:18.878 - I could be at the office, 00:04:18.878 --> 00:04:21.218 and if I want to hear what my boss is saying, 00:04:21.218 --> 00:04:22.051 or something like that. 00:04:22.051 --> 00:04:23.358 I mean, of course, I'd have to strip down naked, 00:04:23.358 --> 00:04:24.556 but I mean, there's some things you have 00:04:24.556 --> 00:04:25.389 to do before anything, 00:04:25.389 --> 00:04:26.222 you have to put batteries in a remote, so. 00:04:26.222 --> 00:04:27.055 - Right. 00:04:28.179 --> 00:04:30.227 - All your points are, I want to commit crimes. 00:04:30.227 --> 00:04:32.148 - But no guys, don't help out people by stealing 00:04:32.148 --> 00:04:33.287 from these top secret things, 00:04:33.287 --> 00:04:35.168 watch me fly! 00:04:35.168 --> 00:04:37.188 - I mean, invisible people still leave footprints. 00:04:37.188 --> 00:04:38.928 - I'll wear shoes that look like bear tracks. 00:04:38.928 --> 00:04:40.668 - Could you imagine if you saw just invisible 00:04:40.668 --> 00:04:41.501 bear tracks? 00:04:41.501 --> 00:04:42.947 - Could you imagine a bear that's invisible? 00:04:42.947 --> 00:04:44.007 That's literally now the, 00:04:44.007 --> 00:04:45.567 - That's the scariest thing in the world. 00:04:45.567 --> 00:04:46.588 - It's an ultimate killing machine. 00:04:46.588 --> 00:04:47.728 Now we're getting off track. 00:04:47.728 --> 00:04:48.645 Fuck bears. 00:04:51.607 --> 00:04:52.867 - Any super power to have, no matter what, 00:04:52.867 --> 00:04:54.907 we're gonna be rich, right? 00:04:54.907 --> 00:04:55.740 - Oh, we're making money. 00:04:55.740 --> 00:04:56.967 - We're gonna be making bank. 00:04:56.967 --> 00:04:58.108 - Invisibility's obviously the superior 00:04:58.108 --> 00:05:00.448 super power here, it's more practical. 00:05:00.448 --> 00:05:02.368 - Invisibility and flight together, 00:05:02.368 --> 00:05:05.108 would be the ultimate super power. 00:05:05.108 --> 00:05:06.868 And I don't know why that wasn't an option. 00:05:06.868 --> 00:05:08.788 - Flying is beautiful, flying is elegant, 00:05:08.788 --> 00:05:10.307 flying is right. 00:05:10.307 --> 00:05:14.187 - It's clear that invisibility is the way to go. 00:05:14.187 --> 00:05:17.607 - Just fly, man, because we've always wanted to. 00:05:17.607 --> 00:05:20.687 - What else, I mean, you tell us in the comments, 00:05:20.687 --> 00:05:22.104 what do you like? 00:05:23.887 --> 00:05:24.748 - [Voiceover] Invisibility you're like, 00:05:24.748 --> 00:05:25.728 get that boy! 00:05:25.728 --> 00:05:26.561 They're like, whoa! 00:05:26.561 --> 00:05:27.394 I'm going in between their legs, 00:05:27.394 --> 00:05:29.585 I'm like, over here, tapping them on the shoulder. 00:05:29.585 --> 00:05:30.785 That's what invisibility does. 00:05:30.785 --> 00:05:32.265 Flying is just like, 00:05:32.265 --> 00:05:34.486 "Hey I'm gonna go be by myself and fly around." 00:05:34.486 --> 00:05:37.486 You'd be a great pizza delivery boy.