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- No one expects a five-star
meal on a mountain.

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That's just crazy.

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(rock and roll music)

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- So we went on a backpacking trip

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up in the mountains, the cold mountains.

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- I almost got hypothermia
and now I'm super sick.

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- We have a lot of extra freeze-dried food

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so we're just gonna do
a little taste test.

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- In case you didn't get enough

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of rehydrated food last time.

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- Is it all, is it all meat?

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Well, I'm vegetarian.

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I don't think I'm gonna do this.

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- [Chantel] See ya, Jen.

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(triumphant music)

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- [Woman in Overalls] Shepherd's
potato stew with beef.

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- Just from looking at
it, I can't tell you

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exactly where the beef is.

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- It kind looks like (bleep).

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- I don't want it.

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- Whoa.

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- It tastes like every food from

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Thanksgiving dinner mixed into one.

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- That is very salty.

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- Right here, right now not stoked on it.

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But if you were hiking,
it'd probably be fine.

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- This reminds me of the
lunch ladies in movies

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who just scoop up a big slop of (bleep)

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and just throw it on your plate.

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- [Woman in Black] Louisiana
red beans and rice.

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- I can already smell it.

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It smells very, very flavorful actually.

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- You can't tell that
this was prepared in a bag

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just based on appearances.

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Little bit salty, little bit peppery.

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- It seems like it's
rehydrated well actually.

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So the texture is fine.

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- It's pretty basic.

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This is straight up just rice and beans.

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- This is pretty filling
though I'd probably say.

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- Imagine if you're
starving on a mountain,

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this is probably great.

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- You cannot tell it was
cooked in a bag though

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so props to them.

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- [Woman in Overalls] Thai-style
coconut curry with beef.

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- I will say that I'm the
most excited about this one

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'cause it looks the most fun.

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- I see little flat noodles
which look interesting.

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I see broccoli and I
see bits of beef again.

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- Smells like biryani.

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It smells basically like rice and spices.

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- It's very chewy.

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- I think this is the best one.

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- This is definitely
the tastiness in terms

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of complexity of flavors.

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- In the other dishes,
all the flavors kinda

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ran together, but in this
one you can taste like

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the individual beef and the
broccoli and the peppers

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which is pretty nice.

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- It's not a, you know,
Michelin star, but it's

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definitely fun.

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- No one expects a five-star
meal on a mountain.

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- I could definitely see these meals being

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good nourishment after a long day's hike.

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- It's dehydrated food in a bag that you

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put boiling water into
and everything tastes

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better on the mountain.

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- I'd probably eat these again.

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If I'm in the middle of
nowhere and I've just

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had a long hike, I want
to eat as many carbs

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and as much beef and potato as I can.

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I would eat camp foods
that tasted terrible if it

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meant they wouldn't attract bears

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because (bleep) bears.

