WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.074 --> 00:00:03.079 - Triple-decker hamburger made out of a doughnut. 00:00:03.079 --> 00:00:04.920 I'm going to make Steve eat one of those. 00:00:05.413 --> 00:00:07.033 Steve's going to eat a triple-decker hamburger 00:00:07.033 --> 00:00:08.310 out of a doughnut. 00:00:09.942 --> 00:00:14.546 (upbeat music) 00:00:14.583 --> 00:00:17.127 - All right, where are we going, Colin? 00:00:17.127 --> 00:00:19.402 - We're going to the Los Angeles County Fair. 00:00:19.402 --> 00:00:21.480 - Are you going to win me a prize? 00:00:23.981 --> 00:00:24.643 Excited? 00:00:24.643 --> 00:00:25.479 - [Colin] I'm excited. 00:00:25.479 --> 00:00:26.164 - [Freddie] Whoo! 00:00:26.164 --> 00:00:27.348 - [Steven] Oh my God! 00:00:27.348 --> 00:00:29.669 - I already see, like, nine things I want to eat. 00:00:29.669 --> 00:00:33.728 - Doughnuts, cookie dough, now you know. 00:00:33.728 --> 00:00:34.993 - We're going to play a little game of telephone. 00:00:34.993 --> 00:00:36.096 We're going to go to one booth, 00:00:36.096 --> 00:00:37.453 - Eat that amazing food, 00:00:37.453 --> 00:00:38.894 ask them what their favorite booth is, 00:00:38.894 --> 00:00:39.788 go to that booth, 00:00:39.788 --> 00:00:41.575 - And then we're going to go on, and on, and on, and on, 00:00:41.575 --> 00:00:42.725 - And by the end of this, 00:00:42.725 --> 00:00:45.825 I plan to have what everybody has at the end of a fair, 00:00:45.825 --> 00:00:48.205 a sunburn and a stomach ache. 00:00:48.782 --> 00:00:49.536 - Let's go! 00:00:49.536 --> 00:00:52.021 - Our fair chaperon suggested we start at Chicken Charlie's, 00:00:52.021 --> 00:00:54.157 which sounds fine to me, I always can eat chicken. 00:00:54.157 --> 00:00:55.318 And look at that booth! 00:00:55.318 --> 00:00:56.641 Woah! 00:00:56.641 --> 00:00:59.114 I think we have to get a Totally Fried Guacamole, 00:00:59.114 --> 00:01:00.681 the triple-decker burger, 00:01:00.681 --> 00:01:03.153 and I think we need some fried Oreos, too. 00:01:03.153 --> 00:01:04.094 - [Steven] Are we going to eat all that? 00:01:04.094 --> 00:01:04.883 - [Colin] Yeah! 00:01:04.883 --> 00:01:06.958 - We're at booth number one guys. 00:01:06.958 --> 00:01:07.790 - Fried guac 00:01:08.820 --> 00:01:10.375 - Oh my god! - Fried guacamole is awesome. 00:01:10.375 --> 00:01:12.037 - It's literally just guacamole 00:01:12.037 --> 00:01:14.510 with a layer of dough around it. 00:01:14.510 --> 00:01:15.728 - It's kinda healthy, right? 00:01:15.728 --> 00:01:18.015 - The crispness of the fried batter 00:01:18.015 --> 00:01:19.409 is really, really on point. 00:01:19.409 --> 00:01:22.092 - This is maybe the grossest concoction I've ever seen, 00:01:22.092 --> 00:01:23.113 and I love it. 00:01:23.113 --> 00:01:25.956 - Triple-decker burger with Steven's favorite, 00:01:25.956 --> 00:01:27.629 Krispy Kreme doughnuts. 00:01:27.629 --> 00:01:30.576 - Glazed, I don't need you anymore Freddie, I've got this. 00:01:30.576 --> 00:01:33.874 - It's sweet, it's savory, it tastes like a heart attack. 00:01:33.874 --> 00:01:36.568 - The meat and the doughnut are the same texture. 00:01:36.568 --> 00:01:38.599 I will say this is a balanced meal, though. 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:41.383 Like we have the meat, we have the veggies, 00:01:41.383 --> 00:01:42.550 and now dessert. 00:01:42.550 --> 00:01:43.642 - I'm not mad at it. 00:01:43.642 --> 00:01:45.462 - Wow. - I love it. 00:01:45.466 --> 00:01:47.460 - I was expecting, like, to crunch into the Oreo, 00:01:47.460 --> 00:01:50.454 but look at that, they somehow made the Oreo 00:01:50.454 --> 00:01:53.323 into a soft, gushy, pleasant surprise. 00:01:53.323 --> 00:01:55.899 - If you were a 10 year old, which would be your favorite? 00:01:55.899 --> 00:01:57.505 - [Steve] Fried Oreos. - [Freddie] Fried Oreos. 00:01:57.505 --> 00:01:59.595 - If I was 10, I still think Fried Guacamole 00:01:59.595 --> 00:02:00.698 would be my favorite. 00:02:00.698 --> 00:02:02.044 - You were one of those kids. 00:02:02.044 --> 00:02:03.484 - 10 on the 10-year-old scale for sure. 00:02:03.484 --> 00:02:04.562 - Totally. 00:02:04.562 --> 00:02:06.688 - Heart attack variable, 10. 00:02:06.688 --> 00:02:08.131 - Yeah, I'm going to have one in, like, 20 minutes. 00:02:08.131 --> 00:02:09.350 - 11. 00:02:09.350 --> 00:02:10.204 - Creativity? 00:02:10.204 --> 00:02:11.988 - I give them an eight. 00:02:11.988 --> 00:02:13.827 - Total score 28 out of 30. 00:02:13.827 --> 00:02:15.846 Almost perfect, but we can get better. 00:02:15.846 --> 00:02:20.191 - If you weren't going to eat at your booth, 00:02:20.191 --> 00:02:21.990 what other booth at the fair, 00:02:21.990 --> 00:02:24.371 do you think would be where you would get your food? 00:02:24.371 --> 00:02:28.572 - I keep hearing a lot about fried watermelon. 00:02:28.572 --> 00:02:32.531 I do not know exactly the name of the place. 00:02:32.531 --> 00:02:36.137 - A fair legend, I like it, okay, fried watermelon it is. 00:02:36.688 --> 00:02:40.211 (upbeat fair music) 00:02:40.211 --> 00:02:41.371 - [Steven] You alright there? 00:02:41.371 --> 00:02:43.135 - Yeah, just covering up. 00:02:43.135 --> 00:02:45.027 It's like the Sahara out here. 00:02:45.027 --> 00:02:48.626 - We're on the hunt for the booth with the fried watermelon. 00:02:48.626 --> 00:02:49.694 We don't know the name of the booth, 00:02:49.694 --> 00:02:51.147 we're just rolling with the punches, 00:02:51.147 --> 00:02:52.654 seeing what we stumble upon. 00:02:52.654 --> 00:02:54.469 - Do you guys have fried watermelon? 00:02:54.469 --> 00:02:56.763 - Argh! 00:02:56.763 --> 00:02:59.643 We're going to have three sticks of fried watermelon? 00:03:01.992 --> 00:03:03.594 Should we get pineapple, too, guys? 00:03:03.594 --> 00:03:05.219 - [Colln] Let's do two watermelons, one pineapple. 00:03:05.219 --> 00:03:08.120 - [Woman] The best upside-down pineapple. 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:09.390 - That is crazy! 00:03:09.390 --> 00:03:11.249 - [Woman] Here is the queen of the deep fried, 00:03:11.249 --> 00:03:13.590 it's the deep-fried watermelon. 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:16.118 - [Freddie] I don't even have words. 00:03:16.118 --> 00:03:17.265 - Fried watermelon? 00:03:17.265 --> 00:03:19.264 It's like, you'd think it would melt, right? 00:03:19.264 --> 00:03:21.237 - No, still super fresh, still-- 00:03:21.237 --> 00:03:22.503 - They picked this watermelon out yesterday. 00:03:22.503 --> 00:03:23.408 This is fried pizza. 00:03:23.408 --> 00:03:24.557 - Cheers guys. 00:03:25.215 --> 00:03:26.213 - [Steven] That's how you make pizza. 00:03:26.213 --> 00:03:26.968 - [Colin] Uh huh. 00:03:26.968 --> 00:03:28.106 - [Steven] Why is this not done more? 00:03:28.106 --> 00:03:29.753 - That's weird, I like it. 00:03:29.753 --> 00:03:30.671 - [Freddie] Super flaky. 00:03:30.671 --> 00:03:32.053 - It has the taste of a pizza, 00:03:32.053 --> 00:03:33.793 and the texture of a glazed doughnut. 00:03:33.793 --> 00:03:35.429 - If I was 10, I would love this. 00:03:35.429 --> 00:03:36.305 - Heart attack, 00:03:36.305 --> 00:03:38.325 this is not going to send you to the hospital. 00:03:38.325 --> 00:03:39.172 - Six 00:03:39.172 --> 00:03:40.810 - Creativity, I give it an eight. 00:03:40.810 --> 00:03:42.040 - Yeah, I mean, it's pizza, fried. 00:03:42.040 --> 00:03:45.349 10 plus six, plus eight, is 24. 00:03:45.349 --> 00:03:46.835 We gotta ask them where we're going next. 00:03:46.835 --> 00:03:50.248 - If you're not eating at your own lovely booth, 00:03:50.248 --> 00:03:52.767 where else in the LA County Fair do you like to eat? 00:03:52.767 --> 00:03:54.950 - Well, let's see, we'll eat at Pepe's, 00:03:54.950 --> 00:03:56.727 which is over on Palm. 00:03:56.727 --> 00:03:57.434 - [Steven] You ready? 00:03:57.434 --> 00:03:58.661 - Pepe's it is, let's go! 00:03:58.661 --> 00:03:59.666 - [Steven] Go. 00:04:00.333 --> 00:04:01.494 You guys are standing there, let's go. 00:04:01.494 --> 00:04:03.793 - Hi, I'm Lola. The number one item that I sell, 00:04:03.793 --> 00:04:05.917 I started with the fish tacos, the grilled fish tacos. 00:04:05.917 --> 00:04:08.135 It's healthy, guilt-free. 00:04:08.135 --> 00:04:10.200 - This straw is for Steve, I don't want his cooties. 00:04:10.200 --> 00:04:10.602 - [Steven] You guys ready? 00:04:10.602 --> 00:04:11.903 This is like Taco Truck all over again. 00:04:11.903 --> 00:04:14.526 - Day one guys, it's a throwback. 00:04:14.526 --> 00:04:16.650 This taco is for you, Andrew. 00:04:16.650 --> 00:04:19.623 (inspirational music) 00:04:19.623 --> 00:04:22.027 - Cheers, Colin you always jump the gun. 00:04:22.027 --> 00:04:23.844 - I always forget the cheers. 00:04:23.844 --> 00:04:24.665 - Yes! 00:04:24.665 --> 00:04:26.127 - The best part, not fried. 00:04:26.127 --> 00:04:27.300 - [Steven] If I worked at the fair, 00:04:27.300 --> 00:04:28.206 I'd probably eat here a lot. 00:04:28.206 --> 00:04:29.727 You just get so tired of all the fried food. 00:04:29.727 --> 00:04:31.190 - You don't get tired of fried food, 00:04:31.190 --> 00:04:33.267 you just have to stop eating it or you'll die. 00:04:33.267 --> 00:04:35.798 - This place gave me a whole new pep in my step. 00:04:35.798 --> 00:04:38.004 I was starting to feel a little weak at one point. 00:04:38.004 --> 00:04:39.990 - Yeah this is a good, like, palate cleanser. 00:04:39.990 --> 00:04:41.987 I think our rubric should be scratched. 00:04:41.987 --> 00:04:43.066 This is our intermission. 00:04:43.066 --> 00:04:45.167 - Because on the heart attack scale, it gets a one. 00:04:45.167 --> 00:04:46.827 - And you don't need a heart attack to have a good time. 00:04:46.827 --> 00:04:49.486 - We were told that the best funnel cake at the fair, 00:04:49.486 --> 00:04:51.159 is at the Mad Hatter. 00:04:52.109 --> 00:04:54.206 - Funnel cake, scary animal, let's go. 00:04:54.206 --> 00:04:58.351 - We're gonna get one Holy Moly Double-decker Funnel Cake. 00:04:58.351 --> 00:05:00.824 We got chocolate-dipped bacon, 00:05:00.824 --> 00:05:04.203 and a double-decker funnel cake with strawberries. 00:05:04.203 --> 00:05:05.747 - [Freddie] This is my cutie for the day. 00:05:05.747 --> 00:05:06.803 - What is going on? 00:05:06.803 --> 00:05:07.871 - Cheers, guys. 00:05:07.871 --> 00:05:09.416 - What do you know about chocolate, Steven? 00:05:09.416 --> 00:05:11.413 - I know absolutely nothing. 00:05:11.413 --> 00:05:12.413 - I'm not a fan. 00:05:12.413 --> 00:05:14.771 - Me neither. (laughs) 00:05:14.771 --> 00:05:16.696 - It just tastes like chocolate-covered paper. 00:05:16.696 --> 00:05:17.719 - Ew. 00:05:17.719 --> 00:05:18.577 - It's not bad. 00:05:18.577 --> 00:05:20.773 - Funnel cake, it's why they invented the fair. 00:05:20.773 --> 00:05:22.988 We're going to give you a heart attack. 00:05:22.988 --> 00:05:24.154 - This isn't your normal funnel cake. 00:05:24.154 --> 00:05:25.380 - Nope. - It's so light. 00:05:25.380 --> 00:05:26.785 - It's not actually a heart attack. 00:05:26.785 --> 00:05:28.132 - It's not crazy sweet. 00:05:28.132 --> 00:05:29.513 - It's starting to look like a heart attack though. 00:05:29.513 --> 00:05:30.489 That's for sure. 00:05:30.489 --> 00:05:32.196 - 10-year-old factor, this is a 10. 00:05:32.196 --> 00:05:33.172 - This is a 20. - 10. 00:05:33.172 --> 00:05:35.811 - You find me a 10 year old who doesn't like funnel cake, 00:05:35.811 --> 00:05:39.421 I'll show you a very, very sad kid. 00:05:39.421 --> 00:05:40.245 - Creativity? 00:05:40.245 --> 00:05:41.301 - It's sort of light and feathery. 00:05:41.301 --> 00:05:42.023 - It's different. 00:05:42.023 --> 00:05:43.326 - And it's also a double decker. 00:05:43.326 --> 00:05:44.522 Which adds a new element. 00:05:44.522 --> 00:05:45.357 - For me, nine. 00:05:45.357 --> 00:05:46.454 It's a visual heart attack, 00:05:46.454 --> 00:05:48.937 wasn't exactly a heart attack though. 00:05:48.937 --> 00:05:51.170 Fried guacamole, that was a heart attack. 00:05:51.170 --> 00:05:52.458 This is, yeah, like a seven. 00:05:52.458 --> 00:05:53.857 26. - Yeah. 00:05:53.857 --> 00:05:54.902 - Really good. 00:05:54.902 --> 00:05:56.006 - Solid score, funnel cake. 00:05:56.006 --> 00:05:57.271 We made it. - We made it. 00:05:57.271 --> 00:05:58.652 - We made it. - LA County Fair. 00:05:58.652 --> 00:06:00.174 - We learned that the fair 00:06:00.174 --> 00:06:01.915 is a great place to go once a year. 00:06:01.915 --> 00:06:03.251 You go more than once a year, 00:06:03.251 --> 00:06:04.110 you'll be on your back. 00:06:04.110 --> 00:06:06.080 - I'm going to explode right now, actually. 00:06:06.080 --> 00:06:09.139 - Should we get some more, uh, fried guac on the way out? 00:06:09.139 --> 00:06:10.080 - Yes! 00:06:10.080 --> 00:06:11.868 Peace. 00:06:11.868 --> 00:06:16.633 (jazzy upbeat music) 00:06:17.132 --> 00:06:19.268 - You do not want me behind the wheel of a car right now.