WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.291 --> 00:00:00.802 - Oh my god. 00:00:00.802 --> 00:00:01.777 Where do we start? 00:00:01.777 --> 00:00:02.404 - What is the 00:00:02.404 --> 00:00:03.495 - Ok. We're ok. 00:00:03.495 --> 00:00:04.285 - Oh poor 00:00:04.285 --> 00:00:05.120 - I'm going to fluff this up. 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:05.863 - Oh. 00:00:05.863 --> 00:00:07.330 (laughs) 00:00:07.330 --> 00:00:08.382 - Like this a little bit. 00:00:08.382 --> 00:00:09.036 - Dammit! 00:00:09.036 --> 00:00:09.880 - Yes! Yes. 00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:10.656 - No regrets. 00:00:10.656 --> 00:00:11.645 - I mean it's my face. 00:00:11.645 --> 00:00:12.783 So what's the worst that could happen? 00:00:12.783 --> 00:00:15.494 (cheerful strings) 00:00:16.336 --> 00:00:18.605 - I'm nervous, but excited. 00:00:18.889 --> 00:00:20.473 - I'm just really nervous, actually. 00:00:20.473 --> 00:00:21.861 - Just as long as there aren't any tweezers. 00:00:21.861 --> 00:00:22.767 I think it's all 00:00:22.767 --> 00:00:23.510 - Do we have tweezers? 00:00:23.510 --> 00:00:24.020 - No! 00:00:24.020 --> 00:00:25.344 - I feel so excited. 00:00:25.344 --> 00:00:26.366 Nick is a beautiful man. 00:00:26.366 --> 00:00:29.007 He's going to make me look like a beautiful lady. 00:00:29.315 --> 00:00:30.172 - I hope. 00:00:30.172 --> 00:00:30.772 (laughs) 00:00:30.772 --> 00:00:32.575 - We're going from a nine to a ten, 00:00:32.575 --> 00:00:33.660 as far as I'm concerned. 00:00:33.971 --> 00:00:36.034 - And may the best woman win! 00:00:36.155 --> 00:00:37.873 - [Voiceover] Three, two, one. 00:00:37.873 --> 00:00:38.756 Go. 00:00:38.756 --> 00:00:39.522 - Oh my God. 00:00:39.522 --> 00:00:40.358 Where do we start? 00:00:40.358 --> 00:00:40.985 - I don't know. 00:00:40.985 --> 00:00:41.681 Wait. 00:00:41.681 --> 00:00:42.865 What are these things? 00:00:42.865 --> 00:00:43.980 - Is this lip gloss? 00:00:43.980 --> 00:00:46.878 - I don't know how of this to put on the little brush. 00:00:47.185 --> 00:00:48.484 - Do you know what this is? 00:00:48.484 --> 00:00:49.204 Is it foundation? 00:00:49.204 --> 00:00:50.063 - Founder. 00:00:50.063 --> 00:00:51.201 - Oh. Ok. 00:00:51.201 --> 00:00:52.315 - That's foundation right? 00:00:52.315 --> 00:00:52.942 - Yea. 00:00:52.942 --> 00:00:54.498 - You already look so much better you do. 00:00:54.498 --> 00:00:55.357 (laughs) 00:00:55.357 --> 00:00:56.193 I forget though. 00:00:56.193 --> 00:00:57.424 Does this go on like both? 00:00:57.424 --> 00:00:58.260 (laughs) 00:00:58.260 --> 00:00:58.910 - Oh God! 00:00:59.970 --> 00:01:00.743 - Let me just. 00:01:00.743 --> 00:01:02.323 - Oh Lord have mercy! 00:01:03.253 --> 00:01:04.553 (laughs) 00:01:04.553 --> 00:01:06.247 - Oh my God! 00:01:06.247 --> 00:01:08.290 - Are you sure that's what you're doing to her? 00:01:08.290 --> 00:01:09.498 Ooh Lord. 00:01:09.498 --> 00:01:10.542 - I think it's... 00:01:10.542 --> 00:01:11.773 Let me take some of that off. 00:01:11.773 --> 00:01:12.655 - Ok. 00:01:12.655 --> 00:01:14.002 - I'm just going to do one side of your face. 00:01:14.002 --> 00:01:15.070 I forgot there were two. 00:01:15.670 --> 00:01:16.672 - How does she look? 00:01:16.672 --> 00:01:17.485 Is she looking good? 00:01:17.945 --> 00:01:19.784 - If you were trying to come out with me with this makeup? 00:01:19.784 --> 00:01:20.759 Like, girl go home. 00:01:20.759 --> 00:01:24.523 (laughs) 00:01:29.803 --> 00:01:30.361 I mean look. 00:01:30.361 --> 00:01:32.120 This bitch is drawing 00:01:32.130 --> 00:01:33.250 (laughs) 00:01:33.250 --> 00:01:34.931 - Wow, you look so good. 00:01:34.931 --> 00:01:35.931 Ok. Hold on one second. 00:01:35.931 --> 00:01:38.589 - It's just been, like, foundation, right? 00:01:38.589 --> 00:01:39.936 That's all that's happened. 00:01:39.936 --> 00:01:41.932 - It might collect right here because I'm crying. 00:01:41.932 --> 00:01:44.021 (laughs) 00:01:44.021 --> 00:01:45.531 So all the powder may congeal. 00:01:46.461 --> 00:01:47.202 - All right. 00:01:47.202 --> 00:01:48.108 - Is this for lips? 00:01:49.378 --> 00:01:50.569 Or for eyes? 00:01:50.569 --> 00:01:51.847 - For eyeliner. 00:01:51.847 --> 00:01:53.031 - Ooh. Let's use it as your lips. 00:01:55.411 --> 00:01:57.027 - When you make a mistake, you just rub it in. 00:01:57.473 --> 00:01:58.565 - Can you put mascara on your eyebrows? 00:01:58.565 --> 00:02:00.167 (laughs) 00:02:00.167 --> 00:02:00.747 - Yea. 00:02:00.747 --> 00:02:01.397 - Do people do that? 00:02:01.397 --> 00:02:02.094 I think people do that, right? 00:02:02.094 --> 00:02:02.953 - Some people do that. 00:02:03.893 --> 00:02:04.643 - Oh, wait. 00:02:05.206 --> 00:02:05.996 You can do that? 00:02:05.996 --> 00:02:06.971 - Oh no! 00:02:08.321 --> 00:02:10.274 (laughs) 00:02:10.814 --> 00:02:11.475 - Do you like that? 00:02:11.475 --> 00:02:13.100 - I don't like anything any more. 00:02:13.100 --> 00:02:16.095 (laughs) 00:02:17.055 --> 00:02:19.276 - Don't make eye contact with me right now. 00:02:19.276 --> 00:02:19.746 (laughs 00:02:19.746 --> 00:02:20.712 - Mine looks hot. 00:02:20.712 --> 00:02:21.422 Look at her. 00:02:21.422 --> 00:02:22.644 She's like going to get fucked tonight. 00:02:22.644 --> 00:02:23.187 (laughs) 00:02:23.187 --> 00:02:24.185 - Ok. 00:02:24.185 --> 00:02:25.602 This is kind of working now, right? 00:02:27.152 --> 00:02:28.288 Somebody say yes. 00:02:28.288 --> 00:02:29.172 - Yes. 00:02:29.172 --> 00:02:29.984 - Thank you. 00:02:29.984 --> 00:02:32.283 - Wow. 00:02:32.283 --> 00:02:33.653 Ok, you just fucked it up! 00:02:33.653 --> 00:02:35.170 - I'm sorry! 00:02:35.170 --> 00:02:36.255 - What the fuck? 00:02:36.255 --> 00:02:36.718 - Isn't 00:02:36.718 --> 00:02:37.205 Wait. 00:02:37.205 --> 00:02:38.968 Aren't you like supposed to smack your lips? 00:02:38.968 --> 00:02:39.898 - No! 00:02:39.898 --> 00:02:40.571 - Honey. 00:02:40.571 --> 00:02:42.196 - How do I look? 00:02:42.196 --> 00:02:43.775 (laughs) 00:02:43.775 --> 00:02:45.052 - We did it! 00:02:45.592 --> 00:02:46.957 - I think I won. 00:02:46.957 --> 00:02:48.629 (laughs) 00:02:48.629 --> 00:02:49.345 - Hold on. 00:02:49.345 --> 00:02:50.510 You look amazing! 00:02:50.510 --> 00:02:51.578 - Isn't she hot? 00:02:51.578 --> 00:02:53.945 - But it's like my grandma's make up a little bit. 00:02:53.945 --> 00:02:54.804 - I mean, yea. 00:02:54.804 --> 00:02:56.475 She's a little bit casket sharp but whatever. 00:02:56.475 --> 00:02:57.041 (laughs) 00:02:57.041 --> 00:02:58.899 (suspenseful music) 00:02:58.899 --> 00:03:00.826 - I kind of wanted to get a little creative, 00:03:00.826 --> 00:03:01.708 and I was like yea. 00:03:01.708 --> 00:03:03.194 Let's try to blend the colors up here. 00:03:03.194 --> 00:03:04.889 And then I wanted to give her, 00:03:04.889 --> 00:03:07.861 make her lips, like kind of push through a little bit more, 00:03:07.861 --> 00:03:09.533 so I'm like, "Yea, some lip liner.". 00:03:09.533 --> 00:03:12.544 Much like my sister used to do in the early '90s. 00:03:13.210 --> 00:03:14.896 - Holy shit! 00:03:14.896 --> 00:03:16.939 (laughs) 00:03:16.939 --> 00:03:18.216 - It's not that bad, right? 00:03:18.216 --> 00:03:18.939 - Wow. 00:03:18.939 --> 00:03:19.599 - Look. 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:21.444 All you got to do is put a nice filter on there. 00:03:21.444 --> 00:03:22.767 - Dude, what the fuck with the eyebrows? 00:03:22.767 --> 00:03:23.887 Seriously? 00:03:23.887 --> 00:03:25.130 - That's my favorite part. 00:03:25.484 --> 00:03:28.502 - I did a little bit of everything to Britney here. 00:03:28.502 --> 00:03:29.918 We started with the eye. 00:03:29.918 --> 00:03:32.312 Wanted to give her a nice smoky purple eye. 00:03:32.312 --> 00:03:35.702 Then I got an idea from Curly to outline her brows 00:03:35.702 --> 00:03:37.879 with something. 00:03:37.931 --> 00:03:40.549 And I think they just really pop off that face. 00:03:41.019 --> 00:03:42.320 (laughs) 00:03:42.320 --> 00:03:43.109 - Oh 00:03:43.109 --> 00:03:44.340 (laughs) 00:03:44.340 --> 00:03:47.097 You think my lip ends right here? 00:03:47.097 --> 00:03:48.449 (laughs) 00:03:48.449 --> 00:03:49.169 No, yea. 00:03:49.169 --> 00:03:51.237 These eyebrows definitely pop off my face. 00:03:51.237 --> 00:03:52.189 (laughs) 00:03:52.189 --> 00:03:53.257 - Well, on the bright side, I didn't get any 00:03:53.257 --> 00:03:54.651 in your eye or on your teeth. 00:03:54.651 --> 00:03:55.486 - That is true. 00:03:55.486 --> 00:03:56.471 - [Voiceover] Yea, same over here. 00:03:56.471 --> 00:03:57.446 - So we won. 00:03:57.446 --> 00:03:58.770 Love wins. 00:03:58.770 --> 00:04:00.511 - Look how good she looks. 00:04:00.511 --> 00:04:01.509 The lips? 00:04:01.509 --> 00:04:03.087 They clearly pop. 00:04:03.087 --> 00:04:04.170 The eyes? 00:04:04.170 --> 00:04:05.424 Bam. 00:04:05.424 --> 00:04:07.211 But she kind of looks dead. 00:04:07.211 --> 00:04:08.280 Ok, girl. 00:04:08.280 --> 00:04:10.388 - Oh ok. 00:04:10.388 --> 00:04:11.948 (laughs) 00:04:11.948 --> 00:04:12.458 You know what? 00:04:12.458 --> 00:04:13.179 This is fucking great. 00:04:13.179 --> 00:04:13.538 I look beautiful. 00:04:16.518 --> 00:04:19.068 (playful strings) 00:04:19.068 --> 00:04:20.727 I mean if the theory is that it's fun 00:04:20.727 --> 00:04:23.583 to have gay men give you a makeover, like that's true. 00:04:23.583 --> 00:04:26.648 If it's that they'll do a good job, well, maybe not. 00:04:26.648 --> 00:04:27.646 - Yea. It's not true. 00:04:27.646 --> 00:04:28.784 - Clearly. 00:04:28.784 --> 00:04:30.595 (laughs) 00:04:30.595 --> 00:04:31.152 - Clearly false. 00:04:31.152 --> 00:04:32.126 - Can't do it. 00:04:32.126 --> 00:04:33.869 - But lots of confidence. 00:04:33.869 --> 00:04:35.099 (mumbles) 00:04:35.099 --> 00:04:36.260 - You look so pretty. 00:04:36.260 --> 00:04:39.929 If I liked women, I would be all over that. 00:04:39.929 --> 00:04:43.289 (laughs) 00:04:44.061 --> 00:04:45.686 - So not convincing. 00:04:45.686 --> 00:04:46.453 - You're lying. 00:04:46.453 --> 00:04:48.172 - I'd be all up in that. 00:04:48.172 --> 00:04:49.192 (laughs) 00:04:49.192 --> 00:04:50.677 (indistinct cheer) 00:04:50.677 --> 00:04:51.685 (laughs)