WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.289 --> 00:00:04.666 - [male] (laughs) Well, you asked for this. 00:00:04.666 --> 00:00:06.175 (rock music) 00:00:06.175 --> 00:00:08.980 Told you. Breathe. 00:00:10.669 --> 00:00:12.375 - I like Halloween. I like dressing up. 00:00:12.375 --> 00:00:13.652 I'm bad at planning. 00:00:13.652 --> 00:00:15.266 I need her to have the initiative 00:00:15.266 --> 00:00:17.354 and then she holds the whip and says, 00:00:17.354 --> 00:00:18.446 "This is what you're gonna wear." 00:00:18.446 --> 00:00:19.433 - I don't have a whip. 00:00:19.433 --> 00:00:20.907 - When I was younger I never was able 00:00:20.907 --> 00:00:22.346 to get a Halloween costume. 00:00:22.346 --> 00:00:24.089 My dad would always give me 00:00:24.089 --> 00:00:25.446 the Nigerian clothes. 00:00:25.446 --> 00:00:27.792 "Oh, you're a Nigerian prince for Halloween." 00:00:27.792 --> 00:00:29.392 Didn't even get me a crown. 00:00:29.392 --> 00:00:33.190 - I'm definitely not like into the whole costume thing. 00:00:33.190 --> 00:00:35.791 - The only costume Steve's ever worn was last year. 00:00:35.791 --> 00:00:37.590 I was Minnie Mouse and I bribed him 00:00:37.590 --> 00:00:39.424 into being Dead Mickey Mouse. 00:00:39.424 --> 00:00:41.048 - I think it frustrates you a little bit that I like 00:00:41.048 --> 00:00:42.128 don't like ... 00:00:42.128 --> 00:00:45.229 - Well I get so into it. Maybe after this he'll be inspired. 00:00:45.229 --> 00:00:49.878 (fun string music) 00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:52.614 - I chose Abraham Lincoln. 00:00:52.614 --> 00:00:55.632 You don't often see black Abraham Lincolns. 00:00:55.632 --> 00:00:58.407 You don't often see buff Abraham Lincolns. 00:00:58.407 --> 00:00:59.951 And you don't often see Abraham Lincolns 00:00:59.951 --> 00:01:02.087 with like giant ass glasses. 00:01:02.087 --> 00:01:05.430 I like my costumes to be a little bit historical, 00:01:05.430 --> 00:01:06.916 educational. 00:01:06.916 --> 00:01:08.507 - I chose Han Solo. 00:01:08.507 --> 00:01:11.211 Just because I feel like Tyler looks great in a vest. 00:01:11.211 --> 00:01:13.707 There's something about Tyler that's the like, 00:01:13.707 --> 00:01:16.006 the classic Harrison Ford-type man 00:01:16.006 --> 00:01:18.373 where like he doesn't like to ask for directions. 00:01:18.373 --> 00:01:20.626 - I chose Zoolander for Steven. 00:01:20.626 --> 00:01:23.030 I've seen it too many times. 00:01:23.030 --> 00:01:24.887 This is my sly way of trying to get him 00:01:24.887 --> 00:01:26.826 to do a couple's costume with me because 00:01:26.826 --> 00:01:29.030 I was thinking about being Hansel. 00:01:29.030 --> 00:01:34.014 (bright fun music) 00:01:34.014 --> 00:01:35.291 - I have no clue what she 00:01:35.291 --> 00:01:37.531 could have possibly picked out for me. 00:01:37.531 --> 00:01:41.931 Her, like, reference point is so old. 00:01:41.931 --> 00:01:44.031 - My guess is Star Wars. 00:01:44.031 --> 00:01:45.310 She knows that I love Star Wars. 00:01:45.310 --> 00:01:48.584 I like Han because he's a maverick and he's a little rogue. 00:01:48.584 --> 00:01:51.648 If she gives me Luke, says something about me. 00:01:51.648 --> 00:01:53.912 - You mentioned that it's really cool 00:01:53.912 --> 00:01:54.528 and that you would wear 00:01:54.528 --> 00:01:56.402 the thing you picked for me. - Right. 00:01:56.402 --> 00:01:57.780 - She keeps telling me that she picked Barbie for me, 00:01:57.780 --> 00:01:59.019 which I know it's not that. 00:01:59.019 --> 00:02:01.904 This could be great and this could be catastrophic. 00:02:03.686 --> 00:02:05.172 - This guy even looks like me. 00:02:05.172 --> 00:02:07.715 - Oh, my god. Yeah, of course. 00:02:07.715 --> 00:02:09.909 - Yep. This seems about right. 00:02:09.909 --> 00:02:12.503 Halloween, you can be anyone you 00:02:12.503 --> 00:02:14.598 could ever imagine, she went with 00:02:14.598 --> 00:02:16.117 Abraham Lincoln. 00:02:16.117 --> 00:02:17.158 - Han Solo's the greatest. 00:02:17.158 --> 00:02:20.675 I said one time that I wish that I was Han Solo 00:02:20.675 --> 00:02:21.894 but I'm probably more of a Luke, 00:02:21.894 --> 00:02:24.135 and now I feel like I've graduated to Han Solo. 00:02:24.135 --> 00:02:25.795 - I don't know if I can pull off Zoolander. 00:02:25.795 --> 00:02:28.176 - Maybe she's into dudes in big hats. 00:02:28.176 --> 00:02:30.357 - If my girlfriend thinks that I'm like a space cowboy, 00:02:30.357 --> 00:02:31.634 I mean that's pretty awesome. 00:02:31.634 --> 00:02:34.380 - Blue Steel, it's like uh, 00:02:34.380 --> 00:02:35.667 F***, I can't do it. 00:02:35.667 --> 00:02:37.200 S***, this is going to be harder than I thought. 00:02:37.200 --> 00:02:39.708 (bright fun music) 00:02:39.708 --> 00:02:42.505 - The thing I like about this costume is, it's a two for one 00:02:42.505 --> 00:02:44.165 You put it all on and you're Abraham Lincoln, 00:02:44.165 --> 00:02:46.626 or you can just throw this on and you're just Chippendale's. 00:02:46.626 --> 00:02:50.005 (beatboxes) 00:02:50.005 --> 00:02:51.921 - I definitely feel more like Han Solo 00:02:51.921 --> 00:02:53.488 right now that I'm putting on the vest. 00:02:53.488 --> 00:02:55.065 - It just feels weird. It feels weird. 00:02:55.065 --> 00:02:56.379 Like even for Halloween. 00:02:56.379 --> 00:02:58.862 - Now you can't tell that the guns are out, 00:02:58.862 --> 00:03:00.221 and I'm Abe Lincoln. 00:03:00.221 --> 00:03:02.020 - This is not the Han Solo gun, 00:03:02.020 --> 00:03:04.702 and I know this because I have the actual Han Solo gun. 00:03:04.702 --> 00:03:09.055 - One man, one beard, one dream. 00:03:09.055 --> 00:03:11.864 - This is going to scare me away 00:03:11.864 --> 00:03:13.838 from trying more costumes (laughing). 00:03:13.838 --> 00:03:18.090 - Mmmm (in funny voice) this is how I assume he talked. 00:03:18.490 --> 00:03:20.548 (bell dings) 00:03:22.798 --> 00:03:27.728 (upbeat music) 00:03:28.708 --> 00:03:29.884 - He looks great! 00:03:29.884 --> 00:03:31.436 You look hot, babe. 00:03:32.907 --> 00:03:37.907 - (laughs) You look so ... 00:03:38.019 --> 00:03:41.846 - (laughs) 00:03:41.846 --> 00:03:45.490 - Four scores and seven years ago. 00:03:45.490 --> 00:03:48.683 Take a bologna and put it in a ham sandwich, 00:03:48.683 --> 00:03:50.506 I'm Abraham Lincoln. 00:03:50.506 --> 00:03:51.492 - Yes. 00:03:51.492 --> 00:03:54.267 - I think I'm nailing the space cowboy look. 00:03:54.267 --> 00:03:56.066 And I think it fits me. - I mean the vest. 00:03:56.066 --> 00:03:57.831 - This is exactly what I wanted. 00:03:57.831 --> 00:03:58.910 - (laughing) 00:03:58.910 --> 00:04:01.649 - What is this, a center for ants? 00:04:01.649 --> 00:04:03.543 - (laughing) I'm gonna cry. 00:04:03.543 --> 00:04:05.028 - Right here I'm Abraham Lincoln. 00:04:05.028 --> 00:04:06.630 Boom. Right now I'm Magic Mike. 00:04:06.630 --> 00:04:07.966 (beatboxes) 00:04:07.966 --> 00:04:09.149 - Okay. 00:04:09.149 --> 00:04:11.611 - Tyler Williams, space cowboy. 00:04:11.611 --> 00:04:13.062 I think I'm going to put that on my business card. 00:04:13.062 --> 00:04:14.942 - Settle down. Settle down. 00:04:14.942 --> 00:04:16.765 - Yeah, just a preview. 00:04:16.765 --> 00:04:18.529 - This is super trendy right now. 00:04:18.529 --> 00:04:19.968 - Babe, you've never looked better. 00:04:19.968 --> 00:04:21.657 - You should wear this out. 00:04:21.657 --> 00:04:24.043 (acoustic guitar) 00:04:24.043 --> 00:04:26.496 - Steve looks great and we're gonna look even better 00:04:26.496 --> 00:04:29.003 when we go out as Zoolander and Hansel. 00:04:29.003 --> 00:04:30.721 - I am more confused ... - (laughs) 00:04:30.721 --> 00:04:32.961 - now, than I've ever been in my entire life. 00:04:32.961 --> 00:04:35.819 - I feel like I opened this side of Tyler 00:04:35.819 --> 00:04:37.397 that I'm not sure I should have opened. 00:04:37.397 --> 00:04:38.418 - It was always there. 00:04:38.418 --> 00:04:39.696 Say that you love me. 00:04:39.696 --> 00:04:42.134 - No. I'm not doing it. I know what you're gonna do. 00:04:42.134 --> 00:04:43.700 - Try, I just want to see what happens. 00:04:43.700 --> 00:04:45.879 - (sighs) I love you. 00:04:45.879 --> 00:04:46.942 - I know. 00:04:46.942 --> 00:04:48.278 - Goddamn it. - (laughs) 00:04:48.278 --> 00:04:49.357 - You're glowing. 00:04:49.357 --> 00:04:53.677 - He's cute enough to be on a postage stamp. 00:04:56.677 --> 00:05:00.091 I knew you were gonna put your own spin on it.