WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.295 - The only way to actually drink this garbage 00:00:03.295 --> 00:00:07.773 is to add all of these packets and this vanilla thing 00:00:07.773 --> 00:00:10.380 and this vanilla thing and this vanilla thing. 00:00:10.668 --> 00:00:14.196 (bass thumping beat) 00:00:14.326 --> 00:00:16.142 - So, we've been dating almost four years. 00:00:16.142 --> 00:00:17.998 - We've been dating for a year and a half. 00:00:17.998 --> 00:00:21.325 I'm up and about at 8:30 and 8:45. 00:00:21.325 --> 00:00:23.420 And then if I can sleep in, I'm going till 2:00. 00:00:23.478 --> 00:00:25.754 - I will wake up around 7:30 A.M. 00:00:25.754 --> 00:00:27.790 Go downstairs, have a hearty breakfast, 00:00:28.130 --> 00:00:30.780 steel-cut oatmeal, and I'd put in a banana. 00:00:30.780 --> 00:00:32.462 And I'll just have a couple of Pop-tarts. 00:00:32.462 --> 00:00:34.158 - I brush my teeth before I get in the shower. 00:00:34.158 --> 00:00:35.737 That is bee line efficient, right? 00:00:35.737 --> 00:00:39.318 Cause I'm using the time the shower's warming up. 00:00:39.348 --> 00:00:40.264 I brush my teeth. 00:00:40.264 --> 00:00:42.587 - Try to meditate for 15 or 20 minutes. 00:00:42.587 --> 00:00:44.281 - Everyone talks about how I need to meditate. 00:00:44.281 --> 00:00:45.959 It's such a great thing. 00:00:45.959 --> 00:00:47.618 - I think we've gone long enough, I can admit this 00:00:47.618 --> 00:00:48.735 that I do blow dry my hair. 00:00:48.885 --> 00:00:50.130 - I'll give it a try. We'll see. 00:00:50.130 --> 00:00:52.814 Maybe I'll just be a new person tomorrow 00:00:52.814 --> 00:00:53.750 because I meditated. 00:00:53.750 --> 00:00:55.869 - No, you can't place those crazy expectations on it. 00:00:55.869 --> 00:00:56.176 (laughing) 00:00:56.176 --> 00:00:59.407 - I feel awkward doing my hair with a shirt on. 00:00:59.407 --> 00:01:02.224 I always widen the neck and then fit it over my head 00:01:02.224 --> 00:01:03.316 so I don't mess my hair up. 00:01:03.316 --> 00:01:06.080 I'll be very specific here, so you know your routine. Okay? 00:01:06.080 --> 00:01:10.425 (gentle chiming bells) 00:01:11.293 --> 00:01:14.246 - Steve also loves coffee and I absolutely hate coffee. 00:01:14.336 --> 00:01:16.297 - I also hate oatmeal and I hate Pop-tart. 00:01:16.647 --> 00:01:18.668 So I feel like I'm just gonna start off the day 00:01:18.668 --> 00:01:20.156 in a really crappy mood. 00:01:20.221 --> 00:01:21.079 - You're gonna feel great. 00:01:21.405 --> 00:01:25.417 (gentle chiming bells) 00:01:25.587 --> 00:01:28.455 (bass thumping beat) 00:01:28.455 --> 00:01:29.854 - I'm so used to being up at this hour 00:01:29.854 --> 00:01:33.354 that I've just been lying here in this empty bed. 00:01:34.106 --> 00:01:35.169 - Okay, I'm up. 00:01:35.442 --> 00:01:40.442 - This looks like a whole lot of yuck. Mm-mm. 00:01:42.105 --> 00:01:44.995 - I'm gonna brush my teeth first cause that's what he does. 00:01:44.995 --> 00:01:47.659 - I'm attempting to meditate. It's been two minutes 00:01:47.659 --> 00:01:49.384 and I'm already so bored of my self. 00:01:49.384 --> 00:01:51.018 - Okay, I'm gonna turn on the shower 00:01:51.818 --> 00:01:52.785 and I'm gonna brush my teeth. 00:01:52.785 --> 00:01:54.716 - I'm almost hoping that I have some left-over 00:01:54.716 --> 00:01:56.723 make-up residue somewhere on my face 00:01:56.723 --> 00:01:58.897 or else I'll just look like a white ghost. 00:01:58.897 --> 00:02:02.061 ( water dripping) 00:02:02.061 --> 00:02:05.449 - I'm at 7/11 right now, passing by the soda 00:02:06.029 --> 00:02:08.321 which is what I want. This coffee is definitely 00:02:08.321 --> 00:02:10.245 making me sweat. I don't even feel energized. 00:02:10.245 --> 00:02:12.499 I just feel like I am sweating so much 00:02:12.499 --> 00:02:16.028 and my stomach hurts. So, thank you coffee. 00:02:16.188 --> 00:02:18.246 (lighthearted guitar music) 00:02:18.246 --> 00:02:20.206 - Breaking your routine makes you really upset. 00:02:20.206 --> 00:02:21.594 - The reason I'm struggling this morning 00:02:21.594 --> 00:02:23.429 is cause I haven't had enough caffeine 00:02:23.429 --> 00:02:25.935 and I'm used to drinking three Coke Zeros by this point. 00:02:25.935 --> 00:02:28.108 - I don't know if you don't brush your teeth for very long 00:02:28.108 --> 00:02:31.168 but like the shower was warm and I was only halfway 00:02:31.168 --> 00:02:32.492 through brushing my teeth. Whatever. 00:02:32.492 --> 00:02:33.769 - You brush your teeth for too long, I think. 00:02:33.769 --> 00:02:35.810 - If I had to blow dry my hair every single day, 00:02:35.940 --> 00:02:38.621 it would add an extra 10 to 15 minutes to my routine 00:02:38.621 --> 00:02:39.886 cause it just takes so long. 00:02:39.886 --> 00:02:40.989 - Takes me 30 seconds. 00:02:40.989 --> 00:02:45.546 - I love how my routine includes oatmeal and meditation. 00:02:45.546 --> 00:02:47.838 I sound like I'm in my 70s. 00:02:47.838 --> 00:02:49.150 - The reason we're really doing this video 00:02:49.150 --> 00:02:52.103 is cause Steve wanted to come out as a 70-year-old man.