WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.234 --> 00:00:03.137 (laughing) 00:00:03.137 --> 00:00:04.473 - Play nice. 00:00:04.473 --> 00:00:06.734 (laughing) 00:00:06.734 --> 00:00:07.968 - You have a girlfriend, Ryan. 00:00:07.968 --> 00:00:09.123 Does that not help you do makeup? 00:00:09.123 --> 00:00:09.959 - What does that even-- 00:00:09.959 --> 00:00:11.987 - I don't know, she like, makes you go to Sephora and shit. 00:00:11.987 --> 00:00:13.387 - If I do I sit in the boyfriend chair. 00:00:13.387 --> 00:00:14.985 There's usually a chair there where I sit down. 00:00:14.985 --> 00:00:17.262 - Well, I watch a lot of YouTube videos about makeup, 00:00:17.262 --> 00:00:19.085 so I might have an upper hand. 00:00:19.085 --> 00:00:21.418 - Like, I know the difference between eyeliner and mascara. 00:00:21.418 --> 00:00:23.903 - Well, you'd think I know a lot because I'm married, 00:00:23.903 --> 00:00:25.981 but I really don't know much about makeup. 00:00:25.981 --> 00:00:27.471 - Wait, are you married? 00:00:28.701 --> 00:00:30.170 - [Voiceover] Prism Eyeshadow 00:00:30.170 --> 00:00:32.742 - by E.L.F., which, a lot of YouTubers 00:00:32.742 --> 00:00:33.821 talk about this brand. 00:00:33.821 --> 00:00:35.180 - These are very unusual colors. 00:00:35.180 --> 00:00:35.743 - Yeah. 00:00:35.743 --> 00:00:37.112 - It's dispersing nicely, I don't... 00:00:37.112 --> 00:00:37.993 (laughing) 00:00:37.993 --> 00:00:38.923 - It looks really pretty, 00:00:38.923 --> 00:00:40.570 but I'd like to see it in a few hours. 00:00:40.570 --> 00:00:41.826 - That color payoff's not that high. 00:00:41.826 --> 00:00:44.426 - Based on the Ned Fulmer electronics test, 00:00:44.426 --> 00:00:46.191 if it's heavy it's expensive, 00:00:46.191 --> 00:00:49.953 then this is cheap so I'm gonna go $13? 00:00:49.953 --> 00:00:51.901 - 13.01. 00:00:51.901 --> 00:00:53.822 - Come on man, don't be like that. 00:00:53.822 --> 00:00:56.272 - $45? 00:00:56.272 --> 00:00:58.592 - I would say this is like a good 30 bucks maybe? 00:00:58.592 --> 00:01:00.614 - You could tell me that this is $5 and I'd be like, 00:01:00.614 --> 00:01:01.554 yup, that sounds right. 00:01:01.554 --> 00:01:02.862 And you could tell me that it's $60, 00:01:02.862 --> 00:01:05.141 I'd be like, that sucks, but sounds right. 00:01:05.141 --> 00:01:06.756 (ding) 00:01:06.756 --> 00:01:08.741 - [Ned] Oh! - Pretty good! 00:01:08.741 --> 00:01:09.798 - Bullshit. 00:01:09.798 --> 00:01:11.979 - $10?! Oh, that makes me happy. 00:01:11.979 --> 00:01:13.532 - I'm telling you, it's all about the payoff. 00:01:13.532 --> 00:01:14.542 It wasn't there. 00:01:14.542 --> 00:01:18.401 - NARS sounds like your burnout friend from college, 00:01:18.401 --> 00:01:19.804 who like, had the fake ID. 00:01:19.804 --> 00:01:21.883 - Wears a beanie for no reason in the middle of summer. 00:01:21.883 --> 00:01:23.102 - NARS is pretty expensive, 00:01:23.102 --> 00:01:24.740 I feel like if you have a whole thing of NARS 00:01:24.740 --> 00:01:26.282 you're like, you're doing okay in life. 00:01:26.282 --> 00:01:28.117 - This isn't skin-tone, for sure, 00:01:28.117 --> 00:01:29.685 cause that looks like a fuckin' carrot. 00:01:29.685 --> 00:01:31.043 - That's a good observation, Ryan. 00:01:31.043 --> 00:01:32.100 This is not skin-tone. 00:01:32.100 --> 00:01:34.375 - The other one had six colors and it was $10, 00:01:34.375 --> 00:01:36.082 this one has two colors, 00:01:36.082 --> 00:01:38.079 that should be six divided by two, 00:01:38.079 --> 00:01:41.178 so this is $3.33. 00:01:41.178 --> 00:01:43.090 - I'm gonna say 45 on that one, too. 00:01:43.090 --> 00:01:44.170 - I'm gonna say 35. 00:01:44.170 --> 00:01:45.846 - I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna say 12.99. 00:01:45.846 --> 00:01:47.087 - 35 bucks. 00:01:47.087 --> 00:01:48.602 - I'm gonna go $15. 00:01:48.602 --> 00:01:49.762 (ding) 00:01:49.762 --> 00:01:52.015 - No! No! No! 00:01:52.015 --> 00:01:53.365 - Why is it so expensive? - [Ned] What?! 00:01:53.365 --> 00:01:54.813 (growling) NARS? NARS? 00:01:54.813 --> 00:01:58.633 - Ooh, that's cause he's secretly a drag queen at night. 00:01:58.633 --> 00:01:59.481 - I wish. 00:01:59.481 --> 00:02:01.141 - I'm like, not happy to be closer. 00:02:01.141 --> 00:02:02.499 Like, that sucks. 00:02:02.499 --> 00:02:05.123 - [Curly] Naked! Urban Decay. 00:02:05.123 --> 00:02:06.714 I feel like girls love Urban Decay. 00:02:06.714 --> 00:02:08.653 They're always talking about Urban Decay is so good. 00:02:08.653 --> 00:02:11.102 - Urban Decay, that is an expensive-sounding brand. 00:02:11.102 --> 00:02:12.798 - The package is so wonderful. 00:02:12.798 --> 00:02:14.353 - There's a color called Sidecar. 00:02:14.353 --> 00:02:16.419 Just search your mind, what do you think that looks like? 00:02:16.419 --> 00:02:17.755 - This comes with a brush. 00:02:17.755 --> 00:02:19.334 - But I know that's expensive. 00:02:19.334 --> 00:02:21.064 - It is double-sided, which is cool. 00:02:21.064 --> 00:02:23.258 This is like the Darth Maul of makeup brushes. 00:02:23.258 --> 00:02:24.814 - I feel like I'm doing a bad job. 00:02:24.814 --> 00:02:25.777 I don't know, this is what-- 00:02:25.777 --> 00:02:28.216 - I'm positive you're doing a bad job. 00:02:28.216 --> 00:02:29.318 (laughing) 00:02:29.318 --> 00:02:30.898 - This is a great color, these are beautiful. 00:02:30.898 --> 00:02:31.722 Can I have this? 00:02:31.722 --> 00:02:34.403 - Okay this is probably at least $45. 00:02:34.403 --> 00:02:35.475 - 49.99. 00:02:35.475 --> 00:02:37.114 - I'm gonna say 80 bucks. 00:02:37.114 --> 00:02:38.175 - I'm gonna say 45. 00:02:38.175 --> 00:02:39.442 - $55. 00:02:39.442 --> 00:02:43.434 - I'm gonna go $80, and I'm also keeping it because... 00:02:43.434 --> 00:02:44.450 (ding) 00:02:44.450 --> 00:02:46.285 - [Curly] Ooh! Damn, baby! 00:02:46.285 --> 00:02:48.050 - That's a good deal. 00:02:48.050 --> 00:02:50.951 - [Voiceover] Clé de Peau Beauté. 00:02:50.951 --> 00:02:52.593 - Oh it's got SPF 23 in it. 00:02:52.593 --> 00:02:53.895 - That's always good, two-for-one. 00:02:53.895 --> 00:02:55.253 - This could go either way, 00:02:55.253 --> 00:02:57.771 because I feel like this could be like, super cheap 00:02:57.771 --> 00:03:01.546 or it could be like dang, there's placenta in this thing. 00:03:01.546 --> 00:03:02.452 - What?! 00:03:02.452 --> 00:03:04.633 - It's weird that it's makeup because it feels like lotion. 00:03:04.633 --> 00:03:08.519 - If this is like alcohol, plastic bottle, always cheap. 00:03:08.519 --> 00:03:10.097 - Oh I ruined it. 00:03:10.097 --> 00:03:12.140 How do you not get makeup on your makeup? 00:03:12.140 --> 00:03:14.740 - I'm gonna say that's gonna cost $45. 00:03:14.740 --> 00:03:16.692 - It is covered in French. 00:03:16.692 --> 00:03:17.880 - 17.99. 00:03:17.880 --> 00:03:19.159 - $35. 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:20.216 - I feel like it's 20. 00:03:20.216 --> 00:03:24.233 - If this tiny thing costs 20 bucks, that's crazy. 00:03:24.233 --> 00:03:25.462 (ding) 00:03:25.462 --> 00:03:28.435 - No! No! No! 00:03:28.435 --> 00:03:29.421 - What?! 00:03:29.421 --> 00:03:30.675 - That's the good shit right there. 00:03:30.675 --> 00:03:32.812 - This will last you like three days! 00:03:32.812 --> 00:03:35.575 This is foundation, you cover your entire face with this! 00:03:35.575 --> 00:03:37.479 Three of these is an Xbox! 00:03:37.479 --> 00:03:38.919 - What the, why? 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:43.411 - So Ned's overreaction aside, this is fucking insane. 00:03:43.411 --> 00:03:45.083 - I'm sad. 00:03:45.083 --> 00:03:49.472 - I feel like I've just been let into a big secret 00:03:49.472 --> 00:03:51.365 that I didn't want to know. 00:03:51.365 --> 00:03:53.895 I feel like I just walked in on my parents having sex.