WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:02.141 - There was this girl I had a huge crush on when I was a kid 00:00:02.141 --> 00:00:04.242 and she wore this like cotton candy perfume, 00:00:04.242 --> 00:00:05.833 and every time I would smell it, 00:00:05.833 --> 00:00:07.202 I would, like, think about her, 00:00:07.202 --> 00:00:09.873 and then a couple years later, my sister started wearing it 00:00:09.873 --> 00:00:12.322 and that, that (bleep) me up. 00:00:12.322 --> 00:00:17.322 (upbeat music) 00:00:30.432 --> 00:00:31.843 - Ugh. 00:00:31.872 --> 00:00:32.850 - This smells kind of lemony, 00:00:32.850 --> 00:00:34.482 with a hint of rose. 00:00:34.488 --> 00:00:35.230 - I'm not mad at that, 00:00:35.230 --> 00:00:36.971 that smells kind of like candy I think. 00:00:36.971 --> 00:00:38.550 - It smells like you would clean with this. 00:00:38.550 --> 00:00:40.350 - I don't know man, all perfume smells like, 00:00:40.350 --> 00:00:41.801 they smell like moms to me. 00:00:41.801 --> 00:00:43.786 - You know in the bathroom, when someone just blew it up 00:00:43.786 --> 00:00:45.400 and they Febreeze it? 00:00:45.400 --> 00:00:46.967 Kinda getting that hint right now. 00:00:46.967 --> 00:00:48.569 - I feel like I could smell this on a guy, too, 00:00:48.569 --> 00:00:50.345 and still be like, "Alright, this works for you." 00:00:50.345 --> 00:00:51.901 - I can't imagine getting a whiff of this at a bar 00:00:51.901 --> 00:00:54.135 and being like, "Ooh, who's that?" 00:00:54.135 --> 00:00:56.375 This is more like, "Oh shit, mom came to pick me up 00:00:56.375 --> 00:00:57.815 "because I got too drunk." 00:00:57.815 --> 00:01:00.811 (upbeat music) 00:01:00.811 --> 00:01:02.551 I don't know what gold smells like, but this isn't 00:01:02.551 --> 00:01:04.294 what I pictured gold smelling like. 00:01:04.294 --> 00:01:06.430 - This one kind of smells like marshmallows and vodka. 00:01:06.430 --> 00:01:07.555 - Birthday cake. 00:01:07.555 --> 00:01:09.749 - This one smells like Off mosquito spray. 00:01:09.749 --> 00:01:12.617 - I could see a Kardashian wearing this one, but not Kim. 00:01:12.617 --> 00:01:14.172 It's like a Khloe. 00:01:14.172 --> 00:01:16.205 - I could do without Gold, I think. 00:01:16.205 --> 00:01:18.295 (upbeat music) 00:01:18.295 --> 00:01:20.315 - Playfully spirited, charmingly fun, 00:01:20.315 --> 00:01:22.695 a bubbly, floral fruity that radiates 00:01:22.695 --> 00:01:24.634 a sunny and sparkling energy. 00:01:24.634 --> 00:01:26.874 Basically just described me. 00:01:26.874 --> 00:01:28.093 - It's like sweet and floral, it's like 00:01:28.093 --> 00:01:28.956 a honey flower. 00:01:28.956 --> 00:01:30.431 - Smells a lot like high school. 00:01:30.431 --> 00:01:32.577 - This could be like a really good air freshener 00:01:32.577 --> 00:01:34.412 for after you make a shadoobs. 00:01:34.412 --> 00:01:36.652 - I like this one, this is nice. 00:01:36.652 --> 00:01:38.847 - Daisy, I think is the perfect name for this. 00:01:38.847 --> 00:01:40.994 It's just like a good walk in the park. 00:01:40.994 --> 00:01:43.490 - If I were a girl, this is what I would wear. 00:01:43.490 --> 00:01:45.046 This is like Jewish girl from New York 00:01:45.046 --> 00:01:46.729 is probably all about this shit. 00:01:46.729 --> 00:01:49.712 (upbeat music) 00:01:49.712 --> 00:01:51.014 - Now this one I like. 00:01:51.014 --> 00:01:52.766 - I would be okay if my girlfriend was wearing this. 00:01:52.766 --> 00:01:54.205 This is a nice smell. 00:01:54.205 --> 00:01:55.691 - I feel like she knows what she's doing, 00:01:55.691 --> 00:01:57.513 like, in the bedroom. 00:01:57.513 --> 00:01:58.849 And, like, at first, you're intimidated, 00:01:58.849 --> 00:02:00.265 you're like, "I don't know if I can keep up with her," 00:02:00.265 --> 00:02:01.809 and then she's like, "No, I got you. 00:02:01.809 --> 00:02:03.109 "I'ma teach you." 00:02:03.109 --> 00:02:07.266 - If you love taking Nyquil, this is the perfume for you. 00:02:07.266 --> 00:02:09.645 - If somebody wore this and was hugging me, I'd be like, 00:02:09.645 --> 00:02:11.270 "You smell nice, you smell good." 00:02:11.270 --> 00:02:13.604 - I'm still at Daisy level, but I hope some day, 00:02:13.604 --> 00:02:15.485 I could be La Vie Est Belle. 00:02:15.485 --> 00:02:16.458 (upbeat music) 00:02:16.458 --> 00:02:17.260 ♫ Jazz. ♫ 00:02:17.260 --> 00:02:19.382 - Tom Ford. 00:02:19.382 --> 00:02:21.136 Tom Ford can do no wrong. 00:02:21.136 --> 00:02:23.383 - (sniffs) 00:02:23.575 --> 00:02:25.222 - Oh, that is, that is awful. 00:02:25.222 --> 00:02:26.257 - What is that? 00:02:26.257 --> 00:02:27.718 - No, get this one away. 00:02:27.718 --> 00:02:29.379 Smells like a churro died. 00:02:29.379 --> 00:02:31.840 - It smells like, uh, an Old Fashion. 00:02:31.840 --> 00:02:33.523 - Like if an orange had an asshole. 00:02:33.523 --> 00:02:35.381 - This one actually smells like a dude. 00:02:35.381 --> 00:02:36.332 - Is it unisex? 00:02:36.332 --> 00:02:38.213 I feel like no sex should wear this one. 00:02:38.213 --> 00:02:39.199 - I'm not mad at it. 00:02:39.199 --> 00:02:40.117 I think I'd wear this one. 00:02:40.117 --> 00:02:42.438 I would wear this one whether it was Tom Ford or not. 00:02:42.438 --> 00:02:43.994 - Who would wear this? 00:02:43.994 --> 00:02:46.978 If you're watching and you wear this, I'm so sorry. 00:02:46.978 --> 00:02:48.499 We can never be. 00:02:48.499 --> 00:02:50.972 - You always notice when people smell bad. 00:02:50.972 --> 00:02:54.117 You don't necessarily notice when people smell good. 00:02:54.117 --> 00:02:56.057 And so I think that's a good reason 00:02:56.057 --> 00:02:58.760 to invest into a nice cologne. 00:02:58.760 --> 00:03:01.976 To be fair, you could probably just go down to Rite-Aid. 00:03:01.976 --> 00:03:04.641 (squeaky sign swings)