WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.491 --> 00:00:01.837 - I'm going to make his life a lot easier, 00:00:01.837 --> 00:00:03.637 and he is going to just destroy mine. 00:00:08.500 --> 00:00:09.453 - They're probably going to be like, 00:00:09.453 --> 00:00:11.646 oh, wow, you're not asking me for ice cream 00:00:11.646 --> 00:00:13.364 and you actually want to Netflix and chill? 00:00:13.364 --> 00:00:16.116 Okay, well, maybe they might be a little confused by that. 00:00:16.116 --> 00:00:18.343 - An example of an Alex Ernst tweet, 00:00:18.343 --> 00:00:19.562 would be to say something really (beep) up 00:00:19.562 --> 00:00:20.931 and they're like "Hey, what's up, Alex?" 00:00:20.931 --> 00:00:23.091 - My tweets are art, alright? 00:00:23.091 --> 00:00:24.972 - For Yuri it's been too damn long, 00:00:24.972 --> 00:00:26.655 and it's time to get him a date. 00:00:26.655 --> 00:00:27.909 - Cheesy pickup lines. 00:00:27.909 --> 00:00:29.267 That's like my thing. 00:00:29.267 --> 00:00:31.333 - I'm going to fix all your relationships. 00:00:31.333 --> 00:00:32.228 - That would be amazing. 00:00:32.228 --> 00:00:34.607 - I'm pretty much going to go as hard as you go on me. 00:00:34.607 --> 00:00:36.349 - Once I start talking (beep), I know Alex 00:00:36.349 --> 00:00:38.473 is going to come back and do it the same. 00:00:38.473 --> 00:00:40.226 - For him to trust me with his phone, 00:00:40.226 --> 00:00:43.842 (laughs) it's like the worst idea ever. 00:00:46.089 --> 00:00:48.161 - I'm scared (beep)less. 00:00:48.805 --> 00:00:52.032 - So, I'm leaving work, and I'm proud to say 00:00:52.032 --> 00:00:54.099 I got Yuri a date. 00:00:54.099 --> 00:00:55.654 - I have Eli's phone, 00:00:55.654 --> 00:00:58.521 and I changed his profile picture to kind of drag. 00:00:58.521 --> 00:01:00.450 - I don't know where Yuri is, 00:01:00.450 --> 00:01:02.842 and checked my Instagram, he is having dinner 00:01:02.842 --> 00:01:05.582 with some lady I've never seen before in my life. 00:01:05.582 --> 00:01:08.356 - (Yuri) The girls seem to really dig the cheesy lines. 00:01:09.946 --> 00:01:12.853 - I just told all of Alex's fans that he's 00:01:12.853 --> 00:01:16.011 releasing a pop solo album (chuckles). 00:01:16.011 --> 00:01:18.390 - Nobody's ever going to believe him ever again after this. 00:01:18.390 --> 00:01:20.647 (record scratch) 00:01:20.647 --> 00:01:23.305 - He told all my family and friends that I won the lottery. 00:01:23.305 --> 00:01:25.186 That I won eight million dollars. 00:01:25.186 --> 00:01:27.381 So everyone's like calling my phone. 00:01:27.381 --> 00:01:28.947 - I would go on Facebook and see 00:01:28.947 --> 00:01:30.143 what he's messaging people 00:01:30.143 --> 00:01:32.558 and I'm like you know, he's not doing a bad job. 00:01:32.558 --> 00:01:34.578 - I went on his Bumble account. 00:01:34.578 --> 00:01:35.564 All I asked was, 00:01:35.564 --> 00:01:36.946 Netflix and chill? 00:01:36.946 --> 00:01:38.583 And they were like, yeah, I'm down. 00:01:38.583 --> 00:01:42.240 - I had no idea how massive his community was, of women. 00:01:42.240 --> 00:01:43.540 I go on Facebook Messenger, 00:01:43.540 --> 00:01:45.304 names after names after names, 00:01:45.304 --> 00:01:47.255 how does he keep up with all of this? 00:01:47.255 --> 00:01:48.555 - His roommate sent him a text 00:01:48.555 --> 00:01:50.145 to wake him up at five, 00:01:50.145 --> 00:01:52.525 so I called him at five, and told him 00:01:52.525 --> 00:01:55.009 I wouldn't be able to make rent this month. 00:01:55.009 --> 00:01:56.657 - He's texting all night, and then I started 00:01:56.657 --> 00:01:58.550 getting worried, and he's just texting all night long, 00:01:58.550 --> 00:02:00.233 so I was done after the end of the night, 00:02:00.233 --> 00:02:01.696 I was like I want my phone back, 00:02:01.696 --> 00:02:03.084 this is ridiculous. 00:02:03.890 --> 00:02:04.413 - No. 00:02:04.413 --> 00:02:05.307 (together) Absolutely not! 00:02:05.307 --> 00:02:06.799 - No (beep) way. 00:02:07.071 --> 00:02:07.897 - Hell, no. - Hell, yes! 00:02:07.897 --> 00:02:09.964 - I would never do this again, this is my personal space, 00:02:09.964 --> 00:02:12.124 this is like one of the few private things 00:02:12.124 --> 00:02:13.424 I have in my life. 00:02:13.424 --> 00:02:16.802 - It was uncomfortable, it was strange, I felt dirty. 00:02:16.802 --> 00:02:19.124 - It's exhausting, trying to think of ways 00:02:19.124 --> 00:02:20.634 to ruin his life. 00:02:20.634 --> 00:02:24.244 - Also, there are at least like 36 guys on Tinder 00:02:24.244 --> 00:02:25.783 that know your number, so.. 00:02:26.194 --> 00:02:27.622 (laughs) 00:02:27.622 --> 00:02:28.458 - Hi! 00:02:28.458 --> 00:02:30.220 - Oh, hey guys. 00:02:30.220 --> 00:02:31.801 - Sarah! Up here. 00:02:32.045 --> 00:02:33.844 - We made a series! 00:02:33.844 --> 00:02:35.121 - It's coming on November 18th. 00:02:35.121 --> 00:02:36.166 - Please watch it. 00:02:36.166 --> 00:02:37.305 - Get it here. 00:02:37.305 --> 00:02:39.565 - Over here. - Right here. 00:02:39.565 --> 00:02:40.680 - I think they've got it. 00:02:40.680 --> 00:02:42.608 - If you look over here, then you can see it. 00:02:42.608 --> 00:02:46.588 It will be released 2015. November. Okay.