WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.097 --> 00:00:01.747 - I don't wanna scare the children. 00:00:01.747 --> 00:00:03.036 (laughter) 00:00:03.036 --> 00:00:07.684 (light banjo music) 00:00:10.009 --> 00:00:10.989 - When was the last time you someone 00:00:10.989 --> 00:00:12.800 walking down the street with a mustache on 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:14.937 who didn't look like an absolute creep? 00:00:14.937 --> 00:00:17.489 - Burt Reynolds, that's pretty much all I have, 00:00:17.489 --> 00:00:18.525 actually, Burt Reynolds. 00:00:18.525 --> 00:00:21.123 - They're all like, pretty bold characters. 00:00:21.123 --> 00:00:23.697 I don't consider myself a bold character. 00:00:25.093 --> 00:00:26.787 I will look terrible with a mustache. 00:00:26.787 --> 00:00:29.018 - I hope my girlfriend finds me somewhat attractive. 00:00:29.018 --> 00:00:31.283 - Gosh, I don't know, I hope I don't look creepy. 00:00:31.283 --> 00:00:33.338 - I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get teased by my friends though. 00:00:35.057 --> 00:00:36.692 - I'm doing it in front of the baby, 00:00:36.692 --> 00:00:41.022 so I don't scare the baby, so she knows that it's still me. 00:00:41.022 --> 00:00:42.578 - I do not know where the mustache 00:00:42.578 --> 00:00:44.262 is supposed to start and end. 00:00:44.262 --> 00:00:46.073 - You think this is a good look? 00:00:46.073 --> 00:00:47.024 Huh? 00:00:47.024 --> 00:00:48.850 - She looks intrigued. 00:00:48.850 --> 00:00:52.667 - Well, here it is, mustache, baby! 00:00:52.667 --> 00:00:54.058 - I have a mustache now. 00:00:54.058 --> 00:00:55.511 - Not too shabby. 00:00:55.511 --> 00:00:57.044 - It's very hard to see right now. 00:00:57.044 --> 00:00:59.517 - You should just color it in, with like a little eyeliner. 00:00:59.517 --> 00:01:02.034 - ♫ Oh, I got a mustache now ♫ 00:01:02.034 --> 00:01:03.313 Heard there was a video goin' on about this, 00:01:03.313 --> 00:01:06.058 so I'm like, I'll just see if I can join in, so here I am. 00:01:06.058 --> 00:01:08.518 - Annika, come check this out. 00:01:09.917 --> 00:01:12.876 I look like a pizza delivery man? 00:01:12.876 --> 00:01:15.199 - You just look like a different person. 00:01:15.199 --> 00:01:20.199 - I'm getting Frenchmen, or pedophile. 00:01:20.215 --> 00:01:24.426 - Almost like a 1970's creepy pedophile Texan a little bit. 00:01:25.353 --> 00:01:26.921 - No? 00:01:26.921 --> 00:01:28.322 Does it just not look good on me? 00:01:29.932 --> 00:01:32.121 (laughter) 00:01:33.509 --> 00:01:34.580 Thanks, Indy. 00:01:36.491 --> 00:01:40.130 - He could get himself a straight woman with this mustache. 00:01:40.130 --> 00:01:42.180 - Whoo, where's a jar? 00:01:42.180 --> 00:01:43.527 - Chloe just walked up to me and said, 00:01:43.527 --> 00:01:45.919 "Oh, you have a mustache", 00:01:45.919 --> 00:01:46.824 and I said "yeah" and she was like, 00:01:46.824 --> 00:01:48.508 "What's that all about?" 00:01:48.508 --> 00:01:50.319 - So I'm about to hop on an early flight to Seattle, 00:01:50.319 --> 00:01:52.513 with this mustache, I could be the pilot. 00:01:52.513 --> 00:01:54.603 - I've been out all day, and no one has really 00:01:54.603 --> 00:01:56.879 noticed, or cared, or said anything. 00:01:56.879 --> 00:02:01.151 It's like no one really cares that I have just a mustache. 00:02:01.151 --> 00:02:05.062 - Cold, and it's rainy, and my chin just feels 00:02:05.062 --> 00:02:06.440 bare naked wet. 00:02:07.630 --> 00:02:09.127 - My girlfriend likes it, but also admits 00:02:09.127 --> 00:02:11.380 that she only likes it because it makes her laugh. 00:02:11.380 --> 00:02:13.330 - You should definitely shave it. 00:02:13.330 --> 00:02:15.664 - So I just went through TSA, 00:02:15.664 --> 00:02:17.893 and the TSA agent looked at my ID, 00:02:17.893 --> 00:02:19.866 looked at me and said "Nice disguise, 00:02:19.866 --> 00:02:22.502 I really like the glasses, mustache, and big nose." 00:02:22.502 --> 00:02:25.078 - So, I've had a mustache for almost a week now, 00:02:25.078 --> 00:02:28.967 and no one notices, ever, I've started telling people. 00:02:30.293 --> 00:02:31.556 - Some people just did not know 00:02:31.556 --> 00:02:32.648 who I was when I said hi to them. 00:02:32.648 --> 00:02:34.808 - Girlfriend hated it, my female co-workers hated it. 00:02:34.808 --> 00:02:35.887 - Women hate it. 00:02:35.887 --> 00:02:37.940 - They were all like, "You should keep it." 00:02:37.940 --> 00:02:39.962 - No one commented on it. 00:02:39.962 --> 00:02:41.704 My friends didn't even notice. 00:02:41.704 --> 00:02:42.621 There's hair here. 00:02:42.621 --> 00:02:44.502 - People were just like, that fits ya. 00:02:44.502 --> 00:02:46.569 You get to have a mustache when you're a dad. 00:02:46.569 --> 00:02:47.811 - I FaceTimed by dad and he goes, 00:02:47.811 --> 00:02:48.879 "You look like an a******." 00:02:48.879 --> 00:02:50.783 - I don't think it's fair for girls 00:02:50.783 --> 00:02:53.175 to be able to come up, and ridicule my face 00:02:53.175 --> 00:02:55.079 but if a girl gets a certain kind of haircut, 00:02:55.079 --> 00:02:57.215 it's a huge faux pas to comment on it. 00:02:57.215 --> 00:02:59.189 - I can't wait to get my beard back. 00:02:59.189 --> 00:03:00.048 - I think I'm gonna keep it. 00:03:00.048 --> 00:03:01.487 - I definitely would rather have had 00:03:01.487 --> 00:03:03.415 people give me negative comments 00:03:03.415 --> 00:03:06.189 and be like "Whoa, you should not be wearing that" 00:03:06.189 --> 00:03:07.745 than no comments at all. 00:03:07.745 --> 00:03:08.895 - I had my feelings hurt when people 00:03:08.895 --> 00:03:10.683 told me they thought it looked gross. 00:03:10.683 --> 00:03:12.853 You're surprisingly vulnerable when you're in between looks. 00:03:12.853 --> 00:03:15.217 (light music) 00:03:18.956 --> 00:03:22.930 (electric razor) 00:03:22.930 --> 00:03:25.073 - It's not coming off.