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- I keep trying to start

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and before I get anywhere
it looks like this.

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(peppy music)

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- You wanna divide your
hair into three even pieces

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and then you're just gonna
cross your other strands

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over the middle piece.

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- I can't even put the hair
in a (bleep) tie knot thing.

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- Now my wrist is trapped.

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- So I'm gonna go under with that one...

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- Even just the grabbing three strands

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of hair is vexing me.

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- I want a third hand
to hold that third one.

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(laughs loudly)

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- This is bullshit.

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- God, this is hard.

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- I think I'm doing it.

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I'm doing it, I think.

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Does that look good?

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- You go one over the middle and hold it.

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Two over the...

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(groans in frustration)

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- Over, pull, hold.

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Over, am I losing it?

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There it is.

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- That just looks like I rolled it up.

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God (bleep) damn it.

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- How does she do this?

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I can't...

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- We're gonna do this.

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We're gonna get it right.

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We're gonna make my hair beautiful.

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- Look at this, I am Katniss Everdeen.

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(man screams loudly)

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- This harder than that damn A.C.T.

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- This is so frustrating, I can't do it.

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- Easy.

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First braid, knocked it outta the park.

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- Start off by taking a section of hair

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and your gonna...

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Like the three strand braid,

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you're gonna divide this
into three even pieces.

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And you're gonna cross the
right strand over the middle,

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and the left strand over the middle.

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- And we're gonna separate it

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into three even strands.

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Which in my case is just whatever

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the (bleep) I can get a hold of.

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- How is she doing this?

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- How do you even grab
just some of your hair?

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- Give up.

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I wanna cry, this is just too much.

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- This is the secret, you braid
it in the front of your head

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and then you flip it backwards.

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- And then you take it,

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and then you cross under the middle.

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And then you take it,

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and then you say (bleep) it

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and you just start (bleep) tying it.

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- It's like the hair is
breeding with itself,

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and just multiplying.

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- French braids are bullshit,
and it's never gonna work.

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It's never gonna work.

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- I give up. I quit.

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I can't do it.

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- (bleep) this.

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- I understand why women
do lazy up dos now.

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Yeah, what if I just do this?

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It looks not the worst.

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Not good, but not the worst.

