WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.078 - In light of the upcoming holiday, 00:00:02.088 --> 00:00:04.463 this is a song. 00:00:04.473 --> 00:00:07.464 ♫ Halloween's around the corner 00:00:07.464 --> 00:00:11.121 ♫ And we all know what that means, 00:00:11.121 --> 00:00:13.756 ♫ Tons of sexy versions 00:00:13.756 --> 00:00:14.826 ♫ Of things 00:00:14.826 --> 00:00:18.966 ♫ That shouldn't be. 00:00:18.966 --> 00:00:22.986 ♫ But instead of trying to fight it, 00:00:22.986 --> 00:00:26.410 ♫ Everybody seems to invite it, 00:00:26.410 --> 00:00:30.752 ♫ Making Halloween the most hellacious day 00:00:30.752 --> 00:00:35.607 ♫ The world has ever seen. 00:00:35.607 --> 00:00:37.752 ♫ Wanna be Minnie Mouse, 00:00:37.752 --> 00:00:39.482 ♫ Just lose the blouse, 00:00:39.482 --> 00:00:43.131 ♫ And make the outfit truly a mini 00:00:43.131 --> 00:00:44.600 ♫ Because nothing's 00:00:44.600 --> 00:00:49.550 ♫ Fucking sacred anymore. 00:00:49.550 --> 00:00:53.004 ♫ Or be the starfish named Patrick, 00:00:53.004 --> 00:00:56.463 ♫ Just a bikini bottom is the trick, 00:00:56.463 --> 00:00:59.469 ♫ To let everybody know 00:00:59.469 --> 00:01:03.742 ♫ that you're a horrible dresser. 00:01:03.742 --> 00:01:06.644 ♫ There's nothing about Charlie Brown 00:01:06.644 --> 00:01:10.327 ♫ That should be sexy. 00:01:10.327 --> 00:01:14.082 ♫ He's a bald child fighting depression, 00:01:14.092 --> 00:01:17.612 ♫ Not an object, don't be a blockhead. 00:01:17.612 --> 00:01:20.851 ♫ And Mario wouldn't be caught dead 00:01:20.851 --> 00:01:23.685 ♫ Fighting Bowser 00:01:23.685 --> 00:01:27.376 ♫ In such tiny trousers, 00:01:27.376 --> 00:01:31.082 ♫ Although he's great at riding pipes. 00:01:31.082 --> 00:01:32.658 ♫ Halloween can be sexy, 00:01:32.658 --> 00:01:34.138 ♫ But we've taken it 00:01:34.138 --> 00:01:38.026 ♫ Way too far. 00:01:38.026 --> 00:01:39.778 ♫ Halloween can be sexy, 00:01:39.778 --> 00:01:43.068 ♫ But we've taken it way too far. 00:01:43.068 --> 00:01:44.294 ♫ Case in point, 00:01:44.294 --> 00:01:49.181 ♫ Hermione was a heroine dedicated to education. 00:01:49.181 --> 00:01:52.346 ♫ She wouldn't open up her Gryffindor 00:01:52.346 --> 00:01:54.544 ♫ And let just anybody 00:01:54.544 --> 00:01:57.511 ♫ Slither in, 00:01:57.511 --> 00:01:58.827 ♫ Or put that 00:01:58.827 --> 00:02:03.739 ♫ Ravenclaw 00:02:03.739 --> 00:02:05.494 ♫ Into that 00:02:05.494 --> 00:02:10.044 ♫ Hufflepuff♫ 00:02:10.044 --> 00:02:12.535 - Ok, let's keep it a little more-- 00:02:12.535 --> 00:02:13.707 - Oh, oh. Too many-- 00:02:13.707 --> 00:02:14.671 - [Guitarist] A few too many - [Singer] innuendos? 00:02:14.671 --> 00:02:16.315 - Harry Potter innuendos to be - [Singer] Ok. Ok, yeah. 00:02:16.315 --> 00:02:17.129 - No, you're right. You're right. 00:02:17.129 --> 00:02:17.659 - [Guitarist] Yeah. 00:02:17.659 --> 00:02:19.647 - You're right. You're right. You're right. 00:02:19.647 --> 00:02:23.308 ♫ And nobody wants to do Scooby. 00:02:23.308 --> 00:02:26.849 ♫ And Mary Poppins would be ashamed. 00:02:26.849 --> 00:02:29.421 ♫ Being sexy, 00:02:29.421 --> 00:02:33.101 ♫ Doesn't mean being classless. 00:02:33.101 --> 00:02:36.376 ♫ That outfit's assless. 00:02:36.376 --> 00:02:40.754 ♫ How do we get past this? 00:02:40.754 --> 00:02:43.311 ♫ You might not get a treat 00:02:43.311 --> 00:02:44.477 ♫ When you look like 00:02:44.477 --> 00:02:46.915 ♫ You're trying to turn a trick 00:02:46.915 --> 00:02:50.955 ♫ But if you must be a sexy something, 00:02:50.955 --> 00:02:54.136 ♫ And wish to truly rise above, 00:02:54.136 --> 00:02:57.666 ♫ Might I suggest 00:02:57.666 --> 00:03:01.466 ♫ The ladybug? 00:03:01.466 --> 00:03:04.072 ♫ Might I suggest 00:03:04.072 --> 00:03:05.479 ♫ The sexy 00:03:05.479 --> 00:03:09.411 ♫ Ladybug? 00:03:09.411 --> 00:03:11.368 ♫ Halloween can be sexy, 00:03:11.368 --> 00:03:12.852 ♫ But we've taken it 00:03:12.852 --> 00:03:16.399 ♫ Way too far! 00:03:16.399 --> 00:03:18.171 ♫ Halloween can be sexy, 00:03:18.171 --> 00:03:19.811 ♫ But we've taken it 00:03:19.811 --> 00:03:23.411 ♫ Way too far. 00:03:23.411 --> 00:03:24.904 ♫ Halloween can by sexy, 00:03:24.904 --> 00:03:26.414 ♫ But we've taken it 00:03:26.414 --> 00:03:30.184 ♫ Way too far. 00:03:30.184 --> 00:03:32.493 ♫ Halloween can be sexy, 00:03:32.493 --> 00:03:34.863 ♫ But we've taken it 00:03:34.863 --> 00:03:37.293 ♫ Way too 00:03:37.293 --> 00:03:41.861 ♫ Far♫ 00:03:41.861 --> 00:03:46.811 (heavy rock music) 00:03:47.311 --> 00:03:51.820 - (sighs) Happy Halloween, I guess. 00:03:53.100 --> 00:03:55.197 - [Voiceover] Dude, that first jump was fuckin' so sick-- 00:03:55.197 --> 00:03:55.696 - [Singer] Yeah, you guys - [Voiceover] You guys-- 00:03:55.696 --> 00:03:56.776 - [Singer] jumped super well. - [Voiceover] awesome. 00:03:56.776 --> 00:03:57.653 - - That was really good jumping. 00:03:57.653 --> 00:03:58.906 - [Voiceover] That was so sick.