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(lighthearted piano music)

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- Oh, last night, you know?

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- Yeah, right.

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- I'm Tyler.

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- Richard.

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- Richard, nice to meet you, man.

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- Nice to meet you.

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- Yeah, you new to this bar?

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- Yeah, it's my first
time here, it's nice.

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- Awesome, that's great.

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I hate to be this guy, but,

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I'm gonna have to ask
you to take your hat off.

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(laughter)

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- Right, okay, I get it,
cause you're wearing a hat.

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- Well, it's just like,

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only fedora per bar or party, you know?

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- Wow, you're being serious.

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- If a king was to throw
some kinda royal masquerade,

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and he showed up wearing a crown,

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and then a random guy off
the street just showed up to

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the party too, also wearing a crown,

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people would be confused.

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- Are you calling yourself a king?!

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- Okay, look, fedora the explorer,

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I just don't wanna have to like,

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box you up into a box
and FedEx you outta here.

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- Cause of fedora.
- [Tyler] Fedora.

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- [Richard] I get it, okay.
- [Tyler] FedEx.

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- [Richard] Who's judging us, man?

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No one cares!

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- [Tyler] Get outta here, K-Fed.

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- Listen, I'm not taking off
this hat cause, you know what?

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It looks dope on me, alright?

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And your hat looks dope on you, okay?

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So we can both wear hats
and look dope together!

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- I'm gonna give you until
the count of three, man.

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To either get the H out or take the H off.

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- You know what, I'll take it off!

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I'll take it off!

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Because, you know what?

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You're right!

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I wanna be more original than you.

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- You know what, know what,

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I'm gonna take the higher ground,

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and I'm gonna take the fedora off.

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- Oh, really?!

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Now you're gonna take your fedora off?

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- Yeah, welcome to my bar, man.

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Welcome to my bar.

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- Your bar.

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- Hey, this guy's a new fedora guy,

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cause I'm not wearing a fedora anymore.

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- No, I'm taking it off, too.

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You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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- Come on, man, come on.