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- I have two Gushers in my hand still.

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(whips)

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(metallic creaking)

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(upbeat electronic music)

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- I smoked a caviar cone, which is a joint

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that has hash oil in it.

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- I smoked seven joints this morning.

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No, it was maybe four, maybe five.

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- What?

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- We just smoked a small joint

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and another small joint.

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- Smoked two blunts, I feel great.

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High as mug.

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- Are you guys stoned?

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- Fruit rollups.

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- Gushers.

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- Gushers.

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- Dipping, dunking, swooshing.

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- The cheese and cracker
version of Dunkaroos.

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- Yay!

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- Gushers!

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- I knew it was gonna be Gushers, man.

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- [Woman] Different colors --
- [Man] Classic Gusher

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where they all stick
together in the plastic.

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- Kinda taste like plastic.

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- It's like I'm eating plastic.

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- Mmm, it tastes like blue.

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- It's everywhere now.

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- I'm gushing.

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- I can die a happy man.

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- Aw.

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- I can, I lived my dream.

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I smoked a blunt from Snoop Dogg before.

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That was my first part where
I'd be cool with dyin'.

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Now this.

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- Surge!

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- Surge!

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- Surge!

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- Oh, man.

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- The coolest drink ever invented.

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- Kinda leaves that oily
taste in your mouth.

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- [Man] Whoa.
- [Woman] Yeah, this is like

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle blood.

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- [Woman] Ooh, Fun Dip.
- [Man] Ooh.

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See all it --
- [Woman] Delightful!

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- And it's so fun, I love when

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a candy can figure out a way to make

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eating it an event.

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- It's like Surge.

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- Ew, grody.

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- Yeah, that one's not great.

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- Like if someone spilled a
strawberry daiquiri on sand.

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- Hey, Mom, would you grab me a Fun Dip?

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The Cherry Yum Diddly Dip flavor?

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- [Man] You got that paper.
- [Woman] Cherry Yum

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Diddly Dip.

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When I was a kid, I'd be like (bleep) you.

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- No, you got me the Razz
Apple Magic Dip, Mom!

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Can't you read the labels!

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- You have to pretty
much stop everything else

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to consume this candy.

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(gasps)

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- [Man] Wow!
- [Woman] Oh my God!

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- Cheers.

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- Tastes like tea.

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- Melted popsicle.

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- Mmhmm, yup, that's what this is.

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- It tastes disgusting.

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- I don't think it's good.

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- Maybe blue raspberry?

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- This kinda tastes like grape.

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It doesn't even taste like blue.

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- Blue, that's the flavor.

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- Push Pop!

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- [Woman] Oh, my Lord.
- [Man] They put a wrapper

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on it.

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- Are you kidding me?

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This is way too involved.

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- I'm glad it has a belt clip, though.

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- It's not just about taste.

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It's also about play.

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- Another interactive

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candy!
- [Man] Interactive.

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- It's not about how it tastes.

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It's how it makes you feel.

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- I feel like an adult baby.

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- I'd say that a good
thing about snacks from

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- [Both] the 90s,

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- Were that you could play
with them, also eat them.

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- It's not.

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- Essentially they're toys and snacks.

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- It was more about color than flavor,

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if you know what I'm saying.

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- [Woman] Yeah, red.
- [Man] My favorite flavor

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was red.

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♫ Gushers, Gushers, they get so gushy

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♫ Matter of fact, like a
marshmallow, get so mushy

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♫ Matter of fact what does it remind me of

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♫ This reminds me of everything

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♫ I used to eat in the 90s, 'Cuz ♫

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How 'bout you, Emma?

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- Same.

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(whips)

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(metallic creaking)

