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- [Voiceover] Are you a hot mess mom?

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Do you have a hard time keeping your

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(beep)

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together?

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Well, you're in luck.

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We have some brilliant solutions

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to help you hack your way through life.

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(upbeat music)

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Wear leggings and t-shirts to bed

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so you don't have to change in the AM.

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You're ready for the school run.

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Multitasking is your friend.

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Brush your teeth and check social media

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while on the toilet.

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Eat off of paper towels so you
don't have to do the dishes.

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Doubles as a napkin.

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Eat while you breastfeed,

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don't worry about those crumbs.

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Yep, you can use that to wipe your hands.

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Sure.

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Kids waking you up at the

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(beep)

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crack of dawn?

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Go for it.

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Haven't you forgotten something?

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Deodorant?

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It's okay, baby wipes will do.

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Oh, and they'll also wipe
off that stain right there.

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You didn't wash your face?

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Baby wipes for that too.

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Who has time for baking?

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Not you.

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Buy store bought cupcakes

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and smear the frosting
around to look home baked.

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(beep)

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Forgot to shave your legs,
keep a razor in your car.

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- Ah, this kind of hurts.

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- [Voiceover] Well then
you should have got you

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(beep)

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together and taken a shower.

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- Nope, never mind, it
doesn't hurt that bad.

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- [Voiceover] Share day always creeps up

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at an unexpected moment,

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so keep toys in your purse at all times.

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You've had a long day,

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assign the boring books to your partner.

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- Oh honey, give it to Daddy.

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He loves these really long stories.

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Now you're ready to take on the world,

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and time manage the

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(beep)

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out of your life.

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Go forth and conquer.

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(upbeat music)