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- Oh shit I'm late.

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Up, up, up, let's go.

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C'mon we didn't even
check your homework folder

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this weekend, oh my God.

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Sweetheart you have a
science project due today.

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Why didn't you tell me this?

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How are we supposed to get this done?

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- [Voiceover] Mom.

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- Oh my God, this is not
that bad, I can fix this.

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Sweetheart I'll give you a dollar

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if you find mommy's sunglasses.

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- Oh thanks, thank you so
much for making me coffee

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and leaving me some, oh, you're welcome.

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Oh shit I forgot bread.

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Sweetheart I'm gonna
pack you some leftovers.

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Really yummy leftovers okay?

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- [Voiceover] Okay.

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- God what is that?

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Oh God.

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Hey honey, does mold count
as a science experiment?

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This is your science project.

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Alright, got your backpack, purse, phone.

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Alright sweetheart get your shoes on,

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I'm gonna load the car,

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we're getting Starbucks for breakfast.

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Ya-hoo, mommy needs her coffee.

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Hurry up with those shoes, we're late.

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Just kidding, mommy forgot her pants.

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- Nice outfit.

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- Oh thanks Karen, nice face lift.

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- Oh.

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