WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.181 - I say he will be better. 00:00:01.181 --> 00:00:02.864 - I think he will be better than me. 00:00:02.864 --> 00:00:04.866 I have like three plates in my room right now. 00:00:04.866 --> 00:00:06.829 (laughs) 00:00:06.829 --> 00:00:09.643 (upbeat music) 00:00:09.643 --> 00:00:11.081 - We've been roommates for a year 00:00:11.081 --> 00:00:12.227 and a couple of months. 00:00:12.227 --> 00:00:13.722 - It was roommate at first sight. 00:00:13.722 --> 00:00:14.702 (laughs) 00:00:14.702 --> 00:00:17.155 - We've been roommates since November 2015. 00:00:17.155 --> 00:00:18.592 - And that's six or seven months. 00:00:18.592 --> 00:00:19.896 - We went to grad school together. 00:00:19.896 --> 00:00:22.430 - We're roommates and we're also best friends. 00:00:22.430 --> 00:00:23.371 (giggles) 00:00:23.371 --> 00:00:25.697 - We've been friends since we were nine years old. 00:00:25.697 --> 00:00:27.589 - And we've been roommates for about a year 00:00:27.589 --> 00:00:28.454 and a half. 00:00:28.454 --> 00:00:30.381 We did have like a period where 00:00:30.381 --> 00:00:31.881 we had to like, learn each other. 00:00:31.881 --> 00:00:33.064 - Lots of tears guys. 00:00:33.064 --> 00:00:34.723 (laughs) 00:00:34.723 --> 00:00:37.171 - We've been roommates just short of two years. 00:00:37.171 --> 00:00:38.848 We didn't know each other at all. 00:00:38.848 --> 00:00:39.911 The first year was a little rough. 00:00:39.911 --> 00:00:41.226 - We weren't on the same page. 00:00:41.226 --> 00:00:43.595 I did use your hair product today, as well. 00:00:43.595 --> 00:00:44.428 - Yeah. 00:00:44.428 --> 00:00:45.664 - Without asking. 00:00:45.664 --> 00:00:48.247 (upbeat music) 00:00:52.674 --> 00:00:54.633 - How long is an acceptable amount of time 00:00:54.633 --> 00:00:55.939 to leave washing up? 00:00:55.939 --> 00:00:58.025 I usually do like a couple of days. 00:00:58.025 --> 00:01:00.491 - I think it should be within a 24 hours period. 00:01:00.491 --> 00:01:03.344 - What time should you try to be quiet around the house? 00:01:03.344 --> 00:01:05.100 - Oh, we're both, like, super quiet. 00:01:05.100 --> 00:01:06.774 We're like little mice people. 00:01:06.774 --> 00:01:09.023 - Yeah like our neighbors probably don't realize 00:01:09.023 --> 00:01:10.655 that our apartment is occupied. 00:01:10.655 --> 00:01:12.148 - All the time, all noise is bad. 00:01:12.148 --> 00:01:13.211 - Yup that's you. 00:01:13.211 --> 00:01:15.007 You could be as noisy as you want. 00:01:15.007 --> 00:01:15.946 - That's your feelings? 00:01:15.946 --> 00:01:16.779 - Yup. 00:01:16.779 --> 00:01:17.917 - You've run out of clean underwear, 00:01:17.917 --> 00:01:18.750 what do you do? 00:01:18.750 --> 00:01:20.195 - This is triggering question. 00:01:20.195 --> 00:01:21.957 - I stopped taking your underwear. 00:01:21.957 --> 00:01:22.899 It has been, like, 00:01:22.899 --> 00:01:24.572 years since I took her underwear. 00:01:24.572 --> 00:01:25.405 Or a year. 00:01:25.405 --> 00:01:26.600 - I don't even wear underwear. 00:01:26.600 --> 00:01:27.540 - Probably like six months. 00:01:27.540 --> 00:01:28.646 - I'm going commando. 00:01:28.646 --> 00:01:29.915 - I'm probably going to wear the same ones 00:01:29.915 --> 00:01:31.459 until I wash new ones. 00:01:31.459 --> 00:01:32.759 - I would let you borrow my underwear, 00:01:32.759 --> 00:01:35.161 rather than you walk around in dirty underwear. 00:01:35.161 --> 00:01:36.473 - What foods are communal? 00:01:36.473 --> 00:01:37.618 - I did give pizza, 00:01:37.618 --> 00:01:38.888 Kari pizza, the other night. 00:01:38.888 --> 00:01:39.909 - Oh and I meant to text you 00:01:39.909 --> 00:01:41.213 I have pizza that you could have too 00:01:41.213 --> 00:01:42.046 - Oh my god. 00:01:42.046 --> 00:01:43.238 - Because we got it Saturday. 00:01:43.238 --> 00:01:44.263 - We're pretty good at texting each other 00:01:44.263 --> 00:01:45.633 and asking if we could eat something. 00:01:45.633 --> 00:01:46.736 - Our third roommate-- 00:01:46.736 --> 00:01:47.921 - Our third roommate doesn't do that. 00:01:47.921 --> 00:01:48.821 - isn't the best at that. 00:01:48.821 --> 00:01:49.768 - You and your housemates 00:01:49.768 --> 00:01:50.952 discover a dead mouse under your sofa, 00:01:50.952 --> 00:01:51.813 what do you do? 00:01:51.813 --> 00:01:52.646 (screams) 00:01:52.646 --> 00:01:54.001 - This is really real for us right now. 00:01:54.001 --> 00:01:54.984 - This is real right now. 00:01:54.984 --> 00:01:56.246 - Run away screaming. 00:01:56.246 --> 00:01:57.675 - I'll remove the dead mouse. 00:01:57.675 --> 00:01:59.310 - You and your housemates need to sort out 00:01:59.310 --> 00:02:00.192 how to pay bills, 00:02:00.192 --> 00:02:01.130 what do you do? 00:02:01.130 --> 00:02:02.638 (laughs) 00:02:02.638 --> 00:02:04.961 - I ignore the situation. 00:02:04.961 --> 00:02:06.910 I usually just find out what I owe. 00:02:06.910 --> 00:02:08.136 - I pay all the bills. 00:02:08.136 --> 00:02:09.687 - What bother you the most? 00:02:09.687 --> 00:02:11.114 - Probably just dirt mess. 00:02:11.114 --> 00:02:12.217 - I didn't know that I was that messy. 00:02:12.217 --> 00:02:13.050 - No, I was. 00:02:13.050 --> 00:02:13.883 No, not-- 00:02:13.883 --> 00:02:14.832 (laughs) 00:02:14.832 --> 00:02:16.306 - Your housemate brings the person they're dating 00:02:16.306 --> 00:02:17.409 over for the first time, 00:02:17.409 --> 00:02:18.388 what do you do? 00:02:18.388 --> 00:02:20.490 Oh, we have such a good story about his. 00:02:20.490 --> 00:02:22.319 - We have a few good stories. 00:02:22.319 --> 00:02:23.580 - Hang around as much as possible, 00:02:23.580 --> 00:02:24.525 and maybe follow them around a bit 00:02:24.525 --> 00:02:25.504 to embarrass them. 00:02:25.504 --> 00:02:26.402 I think I've done that. 00:02:26.402 --> 00:02:27.549 - Yeah, you've done that. 00:02:27.549 --> 00:02:28.853 - Your housemates partner 00:02:28.853 --> 00:02:30.157 is spending more nights at the house 00:02:30.157 --> 00:02:30.990 than not. 00:02:30.990 --> 00:02:31.823 What do you do? 00:02:31.823 --> 00:02:33.301 - What if she just sucked. 00:02:33.301 --> 00:02:34.134 - You're gonna sleep here, 00:02:34.134 --> 00:02:35.508 you're gonna to pay the rent. 00:02:35.508 --> 00:02:36.693 - Someone has eaten the last cookie 00:02:36.693 --> 00:02:37.812 in the packet you bought, 00:02:37.812 --> 00:02:38.838 what do you do? 00:02:38.838 --> 00:02:40.642 - You would shrug and say it's just a cookie, 00:02:40.642 --> 00:02:42.723 but you'd passive aggressively be angry. 00:02:42.723 --> 00:02:43.919 - No, I screamed at him. 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:46.178 (upbeat music) 00:02:46.178 --> 00:02:47.011 - We did it, 00:02:47.011 --> 00:02:48.307 we're still friends. 00:02:48.307 --> 00:02:49.536 She's a great roommate. 00:02:49.536 --> 00:02:51.257 - We're both gonna be an 81 in a couple of months. 00:02:51.257 --> 00:02:52.090 - Yes. 00:02:52.090 --> 00:02:53.439 (laughing) 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:54.946 - I think the test is rigged. 00:02:54.946 --> 00:02:56.169 That's what I expected. 00:02:56.169 --> 00:02:57.516 - This just told us the truth. 00:02:57.516 --> 00:02:58.660 - That once again, 00:02:58.660 --> 00:03:00.333 healthy communication is key. 00:03:00.333 --> 00:03:02.049 - I got 62 points?! 00:03:02.049 --> 00:03:03.399 I'm honestly shocked. 00:03:03.399 --> 00:03:04.232 Oh yeah, 00:03:04.232 --> 00:03:05.830 does your roommate, like, massage you 00:03:05.830 --> 00:03:07.864 and cuddle you when you're having a bad day? 00:03:07.864 --> 00:03:09.289 Because mine does. 00:03:09.289 --> 00:03:10.882 (upbeat music) 00:03:10.882 --> 00:03:11.854 - It was fun. 00:03:11.854 --> 00:03:13.568 - [Ajiri] Yeah, super fun. 00:03:13.568 --> 00:03:14.747 - But definitely save up, 00:03:14.747 --> 00:03:15.711 so you can buy your own place. 00:03:15.711 --> 00:03:18.878 - [Tristan] Yeah, that's the best one.