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- [Voiceover] Without gender
the world as we know it

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would fall apart.

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Without gendered clothes,
choosing an outfit becomes

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nearly impossible.

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Um, okay so they just pulled
out a shirt they like,

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well watch what happens with razors.

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This person is using a
non-pink razor on their legs

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that will tear her skin to wreck.

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Well, she mush have some
sort of leathered skin

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or titanium, move along!

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The wage gap.

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Without gender how would
we know which one to pay

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less, hmm?

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Watch as anarchy grips these coworkers.

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(cha-ching)

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They were doing it earlier.

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Ah, the big one with
gender neutral bathrooms,

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a sexual frenzy would unfold.

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What if they heard each other fart?

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No, don't open that toy.

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- It's the one I wanted.

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- [Voiceover] Masculinity will fall.

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- My dog just died.

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- [Voiceover] Femininity will rise up.

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Oh, their bodies are crumbling
under the sheer weight

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of the couch.

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- Actually, we're fine.

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- [Voiceover] Watch pandemonium
take hold of these peers.

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The disgusted contempt she
has for people not conforming

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to gender assumptions.

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- You can't do pastels, here, try magenta.

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- Damn it.

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- Much better.

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- Thanks Hannah.

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- [Voiceover] That was
the wrong color for him.

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- I knew it didn't look right.

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- [Voiceover] He's more of an autumn.

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The standards of hand beauty,
handards, handard beauty.