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(phone vibrating)

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Hey, man! 

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(alarm going off)

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All of the sudden this like, Japanese tap gang walked in. And like, the crowd totally stopped. And they hit the stage. 

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They were like peeling off their clothes as they were going to the stage, putting on their tap shoes, and then they had a tap dance batt--

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They had like a tap dance battle.

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So I the Hollywood d-bag, "Look, it's a bike lane!"

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And what he does, he pulls out a briefcase-- what looks like a million dollars, I swear. He hands me $40,000 just to fix my bike. 

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(camera shutter sound)

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(camera shutter sound)