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I learned Kung-Fu from the janitor at my middle school.

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I'm Henry Goldman, and I believe in America.

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So they have a cheaper higher education, universal health care... If you think about it, Canada's actually better than America.

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I'll tell you another thing, Soccer is my favorite sport!