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- Alright, we rolling?

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We're rolling?

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Let's do this.

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Hey.

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Hey Rodney!

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- What's up?

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- How's it going, Rodney?

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- Yo, yo, good.

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What's up?

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- Question for ya,

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are you free to be in a video right now?

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- Yeah.

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Like, what do you got?

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- First question: how well
do you know your wife?

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- I know her pretty well.

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Been with her for like
three years, so pretty good.

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- Congratulations.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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- Do you know your wife's bra size?

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- Why?

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Why do you want to know her bra size?

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- Oh, I don't want to know her bra size,

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I want to know if you do

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because I want to see
if you can go shopping

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right now for a bra for your wife

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and then she'll try it on.

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We'll see later how well you did.

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- I mean, it would be kinda hard.

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She's pregnant, she's
got bigger boobs now.

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- Great, so you're
completely clueless about

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what her actual breast size is.

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- I don't know what's gonna happen.

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- Fantastic.

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Well, I want you to go right now.

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This camera's gonna follow
you, so be free, Rodney.

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- Oh.

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- Go, go for it!

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- Let's go.

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- Bye!

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Hope this works out.

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(dramatic instrumental music)

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- This is gonna be a little tricky.

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My wife's pregnant,

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her boobs are fluctuating a little bit,

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and there's actually like--

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this is kinda gross, but
milk is starting to come out

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of them.

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Where do I start?

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We got the bras here, we found them.

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This is like a bathing suit.

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I don't know if I can
rock this for my wife.

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Here's some bigger ones.

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I'm not saying my wife is a big lady,

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but her boobs are pretty big right now.

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Okay, this is a C, and
this already looks ginormo.

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I could do like a kind of visual,

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like a flashback of my wife.

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This flesh-colored one would be cool,

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because she's just gonna
rock it around the house.

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I don't know.

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Is that what girls do when
they buy bras this color?

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My wife's breasts are more full

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and, I guess,

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has more volume is a good word.

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Hey!

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This kinda looks good.

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Little too big, but I feel
like this can be the guide.

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Alright, let's go.

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Lift, natural.

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Is natural, I'm guessing, real boobs?

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'Cause if you have big boobs,

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you probably wouldn't
need a lift like natural.

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Okay.

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Invisible.

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(sighs)

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Just the terminology, there's so much.

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Why?

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These are like wings now.

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I think this might be the one, though.

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I think this right here,

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a 40D,

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I mean, this has to be the one.

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Gonna be so good, so comfortable for her

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big ol' milk jugs.

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Where's a mirror?

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Oh, here's a mirror right here.

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Oh, yeah.

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No one knows my wife better than me,

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so we're gonna go with the 40D,

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and we're bringing it home, alright?

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Love you, babe.

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You got this, this is all you.

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(applause)

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- So first reactions, how
do you feel about that?

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- Uh, off.

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- Off?

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- Yeah, he's a bit off.

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- We're gonna actually bring out the bra

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that he picked for you to try right now.

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Could we actually bring out
our entire rack of bras?

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Please excuse the pun of a "rack of bras."

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Right this way, set it right over here.

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I believe...

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(laughter)

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Can we just have you try that on right now

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over your clothes?

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We'll see how well he did.

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There's four clasps on there.

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- That's intense.

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- Maximum security.

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(audience laughs)

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- We can maybe put the baby in here.

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(audience laughs)

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- You are the ultimate
judge in this situation.

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How do you think Rodney did in picking out

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a bra for you?

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- I'm happy it's too
big, and not too small.

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He won.

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- He won!

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Give it up!

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(applause)

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- Thank you!

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Woo!

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- You guys can go ahead and head out.

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Take care!

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Say goodbye everybody, wave goodbye!

