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- Here he comes, here he comes.

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- San Diego, baby!

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- You remember my friend, Steven?

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- What's up?

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- Yeah dude, we're gonna
record all these memories

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and watch them everyday. Yeah!

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("Breaking All the Rules" by Warner)

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[Zack] Yo, we got the beach,
Sea World, California burritos

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- [Justin] The best weekend.

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- [Zack] With my best friend.
Man, Airbnb really came through.

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- It's gonna be a dope weekend.

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Woah.

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- This place is perfect.

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- It's huge.

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- Home sweet home, baby.

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Man, check this out.

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- [Zack] Yo, what we got?

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- [Justin] 30 stocked.

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- [Zack] Yo, to the best weekend.

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- I can't get over how nice this place is.

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- I know right, like what?
(ping pong ball taps on ground)

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(spooky noise)

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Hey check this out. The TV's
just playing Mario cart.

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- So?

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- It's not connected to
a console, I checked.

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- I mean, it's probably
Bluetooth or whatever, you know?

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- This is weird, right?

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(spooky static noise)

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Yo Steve, are you hearing that?

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(men chanting)

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What? Hello?

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I'm telling you, there's some weird stuff

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that's going on right now.

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- [Justin] Zack, did you set this up?

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- No, was this you Steve?

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- [Steven] No.

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- [Justin] Who set this up?

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Whatever man, let's just
have a great San Diego.

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Yo Steven, get over here,
Zack and I are on fire.

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(man laughs) Are you kidding me?

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We're hitting a world record.

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- You're getting
everything on this, right?

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- [Creepy Voiceover] No bounces.

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- That just exploded, what was that?

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- Did you hear that?

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It says this house used
to be a frat house.

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- [Steven] What happened?

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- It got shut down for partying too hard.

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- Get a late night snack. Oh, what's this?

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Alright Zack, good one. You got me.

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- What are you doing?

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- (croaking) Your turn.

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- I'm good.

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- [Zack] Yo, you excited
to hike La Jolla tomorrow?

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- Sounds like a sausage fest, dude.

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- [Zack] What?

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- I'm not going unless there are chicks.

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- I'm telling you,
Justin's been acting weird.

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I'm gonna set up this camera,

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see if he does anything weird tonight.

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(metal scratch tune)

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Yo, get the camera.

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Yo, what is that? What is that?

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Hey, what were you doing last night?

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- I don't know what
you're talking about, bro.

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- No, you do, I saw you on camera.

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- You filming me, pledge?

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Zackie! You taking a monster deuce, bro?

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- I have no other choice.

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- Take me to him.

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Listen, Justin's my best friend.

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- Okay, well he's my best friend.

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- He's my best friend, but before that,

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I was a bro. (male choir singing)

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He was the one that helped
me stop being a bro.

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Now it's time to help him.

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(sudden spooky music)

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Hey, what's up bro? I got the new GTA 5

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and some Family Guy DVR'd if
you just wanna kick it, fam.

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You need to break the bro code.

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If we break the bro code,
the demons will come out.

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- Give me a music festival.

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- Coachella, I don't know.

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- You've got no money to
go to Coachella this year.

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(grunting noise)

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You're not crushing it, bro.

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(growling noise)

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- It's not working!

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- DDM an actor of the bro
(Justin screaming and laughing)

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You need to chill.

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(Justin yells demonically)

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He's too powerful.

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I don't know if you know,
but I studied in Europe.

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And the word they used
for bro is fraterna,

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it's their number one bro.

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You're his number one bro
now. Only you can save him.

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- That's not my bro in there.

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- [Guy in Hat] A bro
never leaves a bro behind.

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(static noises)

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(door squeaks)

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(clapping)

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(Zack yells)

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("Breaking All the Rules" by Warner)

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(light piano)

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- It's just so sad what's
happening over there.

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- Oh, yeah.

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(snare drum)

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You don't know the half of it.

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(light piano)