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- [New York] Hey.

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- Hey.

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- Good to meet you.

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I've been dying to try this place.

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I actually met the chef
once at a gallery opening

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in Bushwood for me ex
girlfriend's first solo show.

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He's like a video performance artist.

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- Hey, sorry, traffic on the 101, ugh.

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- This is Veronica.

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I met her by the pool.

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Is it cool if she joins us?

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- Uh.

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So you're from Chicago?

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- Yeah, but like the actual
city, not the suburbs.

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- I'm actually sitting in on
another meeting right now.

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Big time investors, series A stuff.

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I'm gonna have to call
you back, all right?

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So, what start up do you work at?

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- Mami, what do you say we go dance, eh?

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- Oh, like salsa?

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- No, no, no, no, Mami, no, no.

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I got this place.

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I can get you in with a friend for free.

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Huh, mira.

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Boom, boom, dali.

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- Hi there.

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I left my case in the pedicab.

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You look really nice.

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- Man, it is pouring out there.

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- You should have told me
you were stuck in the rain.

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I like almost left.

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- Oh, I don't have a cellphone.

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- Do you have any test tube shots?

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- What are you doing?

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- I was putting ketchup on my hot dog.

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- Yeah, I'm working part time

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at the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf,

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but probably not for much longer.

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My web series is about to take off.

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- That sounds like my friend's band.

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- Would I know it?

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- Oh, no, no, no, they're
really underground.

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- You have to smiles.

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He is super cute, bro.

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Oh, that's my car, BMW, i series.

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- It's freezing here.

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- Really, isn't it like 70 out?

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- No, it's like 65 now.

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- My parents are a little conservative.

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Don't let that scare you.

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I am nothing like them.

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- I just wish I wasn't compared
to New York all the time.

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- To be honest, you're much nicer.

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- Wait, you dated LA?

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- Yeah, why?

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- Ugh, I don't know, he's just,

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he's so fake.

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- Oh yeah, love New York, he's great.

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- So, do you have any hobbies or anything?

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(typing on keyboard)

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- I have to go to the bathroom.

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- So, what do you like to do--

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- I'm sorry, you're so freaking beautiful.

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- Maybe you wanna come back to my place.

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I have this great studio in Williamsburg

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that I share with only seven other guys.

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- Wanna get outta here
and go to Taco Deli?

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- Wait, are you not a casting director?

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- What? No.

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("Here Comes Trouble")

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Yeah, this isn't gonna work.

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- Holy shit, how did this happen?

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Yo, waitress!

