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- Hey, can I steal you for a moment?

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Is that okay?

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I just really need to tell you something.

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(jazzy music)

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(text alerts)

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- Kelly, what do you wanna do today?

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- That's not my name.

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- Kasey?

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- No.

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- Kristina.

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- No.

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- Candice?

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- No.

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- Kelsey A.

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- No!

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- Sarah?

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- This place is amazing.

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- Anything for you.

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- Who are you?

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- Oh, this is a group date.

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- Hi, I'm mentally unstable,

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but I'll find a way to manipulate Chad

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into thinking I'm totally normal.

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- And I've already been
on two dates with him, so,

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he'll probably break up with me tonight.

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- I haven't seen my kids in eight weeks!

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- I just feel like he doesn't
even listen to me anymore.

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- Yeah, I'm gonna need all of that again,

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but, like, a little more concise,

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and if we can get some hysterical crying,

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that'd be fantastic.

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Did you get your drink before this scene?

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Andrew, Andrew, did she get the champagne?

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- Do you want to go back to
the Fantasy Suite with me?

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- "Fantasy Suite?"

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- Sex.

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I'm talking about sex.

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- Danni, I know we
haven't known each other

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for very long, but,

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will you marry me?

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(record player needle scratches)

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- No!

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I've known you for eight weeks.

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You always are bringing
around other women.

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And you're always trying to get me drunk!

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Eh!

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(jazzy music)