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(softly ringing bells)

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(ominous music playing)

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- "Dear Miss Kelsey,
we regret to inform you

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"that you have not been accepted

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"at Hogwarts due to your GPA."

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(loud cut-off cursing)

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- [Voiceover] Hogwarts is
nothing like the books.

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Sure, you have your houses,

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your athletic jocks in Gryffindor,

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your jaded wannabe Slytherins,

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your hipster nerds in Ravenclaw,

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and your happy Hufflepuffs.

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But that's about where
the similarities end.

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(coughing)

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- What the hell are you doing in there?

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- Just studying some herbology.

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- Dude, those are recreational spells.

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In the godamn room?

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(door shuts)

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- [Voiceover] The
Gryffindors hated losing.

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Almost as much as the
Slytherins loved cheating.

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- Wait a minute!

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You took a failus felixius potion!

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- [Voiceover] It wasn't a Hogwarts party

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without an old fashioned duel.

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(dramatic music playing)

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- Cops!
(screeching record)

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(ominous music playing)

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- [Voiceover] And Dementors
could suck the soul

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out of a party in seconds.

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So there you have it.

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Hogwarts isn't what you expected.

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But, at least it's full of
the brightest students around.

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- Will. Whoa, wait, buddy.

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Where you going? Where you going?

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- I'm flying home. Broomin' home.

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- You can't fly home, I saw you shuck

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like five butterbeers, man.

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C'mon...

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- What are you, what're
you like Dumbledore?

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I'm flying outta here, man.

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- No dude, just stay.

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- I'm gonna...
- Just stay.

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- I'm going hooome
- No, no! No!

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Oh!

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Will. Will, get up man.

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C'mon buddy.

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Just, c'mon. Wake up.