WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.345 --> 00:00:03.012 (keys clacking) 00:00:06.916 --> 00:00:08.916 (dings) 00:00:10.932 --> 00:00:13.432 (perky music) 00:00:18.451 --> 00:00:21.534 (vomiting) 00:00:21.534 --> 00:00:23.367 - Can I come in there? 00:00:24.309 --> 00:00:27.059 - This, this room is my room now. 00:00:27.975 --> 00:00:30.725 This is my den, this is my cave-- 00:00:32.077 --> 00:00:32.910 Gotta go. 00:00:35.021 --> 00:00:36.816 - I have to get in there before work though, babe. 00:00:36.816 --> 00:00:38.918 - [Joey] I will build you another bathroom, woman. 00:00:38.918 --> 00:00:39.751 - Okay. 00:00:43.636 --> 00:00:45.976 - When are you due? 00:00:45.976 --> 00:00:47.216 - April. 00:00:47.216 --> 00:00:49.176 - Nice, the off-season, huh? 00:00:49.176 --> 00:00:50.176 - Yeah, you? 00:00:51.236 --> 00:00:52.536 - Not 'til August. 00:00:52.536 --> 00:00:54.777 - Ah, so you still got a little bit of time left. 00:00:54.777 --> 00:00:55.860 - Yeah, yeah. 00:00:56.977 --> 00:00:58.257 - Hey baby, you ready to go? 00:00:58.257 --> 00:01:00.517 - Oh yeah, hey we should go. 00:01:00.517 --> 00:01:01.934 Good luck, buddy. 00:01:02.795 --> 00:01:05.397 - Damn, out pregnanted. 00:01:05.397 --> 00:01:07.697 Two filet mingons, extra side of fries, 00:01:07.697 --> 00:01:09.236 two wedge salads, hold the blue cheese 00:01:09.236 --> 00:01:10.797 crumbles, extra bacon. 00:01:10.797 --> 00:01:13.464 - Nice man, eating for two, huh? 00:01:15.253 --> 00:01:18.476 - Oh, oh, oh, easy there little Steph. 00:01:18.476 --> 00:01:20.976 - Babe, did you just call her little Stephanie? 00:01:20.976 --> 00:01:21.977 That's so cute. 00:01:21.977 --> 00:01:23.557 - No, no, like Steph Curry, point guard 00:01:23.557 --> 00:01:25.516 of the Golden State Warriors, duh. 00:01:25.516 --> 00:01:27.540 - But what if it's a girl? 00:01:27.540 --> 00:01:29.581 - Probably, Rambo. 00:01:29.581 --> 00:01:31.616 Yeah, but he, but he touched my belly 00:01:31.616 --> 00:01:32.449 - Okay. 00:01:32.449 --> 00:01:33.516 - and he gave me parenting advice, so-- 00:01:33.516 --> 00:01:34.349 - Okay, stop. 00:01:34.349 --> 00:01:35.370 Assault is a serious offense, okay? 00:01:35.370 --> 00:01:36.495 I can't let you go scot-free. 00:01:36.495 --> 00:01:39.075 - Touching my belly was a threat to my dynasty. 00:01:39.075 --> 00:01:40.877 - I'm just gonna let you off with a warning, 00:01:40.877 --> 00:01:43.013 I'm gonna chalk this up to pregnancy brain. 00:01:43.013 --> 00:01:45.632 - All right, guys, I've got the cupcakes. 00:01:45.632 --> 00:01:48.172 GTA themed, just like you asked. 00:01:48.172 --> 00:01:49.313 - Oh, thanks babe. 00:01:49.313 --> 00:01:50.146 - Yeah. 00:01:53.133 --> 00:01:56.092 Um, so you guys have any advice for Joey and I? 00:01:56.092 --> 00:01:57.713 - Babe, it's not a big deal. 00:01:57.713 --> 00:01:59.133 - What are you talking about, it's huge. 00:01:59.133 --> 00:02:00.776 - No, it can't hurt that much, if it hurt 00:02:00.776 --> 00:02:02.755 that much people wouldn't have kids. 00:02:02.755 --> 00:02:03.635 - Pssht. 00:02:03.635 --> 00:02:05.135 - Whatever, dude. 00:02:05.135 --> 00:02:07.137 - Dude, it was the most gruesome thing 00:02:07.137 --> 00:02:09.115 I've ever experienced. 00:02:09.115 --> 00:02:10.236 - Imagine a snake-- 00:02:10.236 --> 00:02:11.615 - [Blond Friend] I thought everything was just gonna rip. 00:02:11.615 --> 00:02:12.576 - Now imagine-- 00:02:12.576 --> 00:02:15.076 (eerie music) 00:02:22.276 --> 00:02:23.776 - I wanted to die. 00:02:24.616 --> 00:02:26.755 - I wanted to die. 00:02:26.755 --> 00:02:28.922 (gasping) 00:02:32.136 --> 00:02:32.969 - Oh. 00:02:34.175 --> 00:02:35.008 - Babe? 00:02:36.415 --> 00:02:39.582 Baby, are you fine or what's going on? 00:02:43.058 --> 00:02:45.308 (laughing) 00:02:46.595 --> 00:02:48.262 - Oh, you make life. 00:02:49.176 --> 00:02:50.676 You make life, oh. 00:02:52.755 --> 00:02:55.515 - Can we go back to bed now? 00:02:55.515 --> 00:02:57.598 (kisses) 00:02:58.436 --> 00:02:59.746 Are we sleeping this way? 00:02:59.746 --> 00:03:00.715 - [Dark Haired Man] Mmm-hmm. 00:03:00.715 --> 00:03:02.715 - [Pregnant Woman] Okay.